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Poker hand analyser

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Task
Poker hand analyser
You are encouraged to solve this task according to the task description, using any language you may know.
Task

Create a program to parse a single five card poker hand and rank it according to this list of poker hands.


A poker hand is specified as a space separated list of five playing cards.

Each input card has two characters indicating face and suit.


Example
2d       (two of diamonds).


Faces are:    a, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, j, q, k

Suits are:    h (hearts),   d (diamonds),   c (clubs),   and   s (spades),   or
alternatively,   the unicode card-suit characters:    ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠


Duplicate cards are illegal.

The program should analyze a single hand and produce one of the following outputs:

 straight-flush
 four-of-a-kind
 full-house
 flush
 straight
 three-of-a-kind
 two-pair
 one-pair
 high-card
 invalid


Examples
   2♥ 2♦ 2♣ k♣ q♦:   three-of-a-kind
   2♥ 5♥ 7♦ 8♣ 9♠:   high-card
   a♥ 2♦ 3♣ 4♣ 5♦:   straight
   2♥ 3♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦:   full-house
   2♥ 7♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦:   two-pair
   2♥ 7♥ 7♦ 7♣ 7♠:   four-of-a-kind 
   10♥ j♥ q♥ k♥ a♥:  straight-flush
   4♥ 4♠ k♠ 5♦ 10♠:  one-pair
   q♣ 10♣ 7♣ 6♣ q♣:  invalid

The programs output for the above examples should be displayed here on this page.


Extra credit
  1. use the playing card characters introduced with Unicode 6.0 (U+1F0A1 - U+1F0DE).
  2. allow two jokers
  • use the symbol   joker
  • duplicates would be allowed (for jokers only)
  • five-of-a-kind would then be the highest hand


More extra credit examples
   joker  2♦  2♠  k♠  q♦:     three-of-a-kind
   joker  5♥  7♦  8♠  9♦:     straight
   joker  2♦  3♠  4♠  5♠:     straight
   joker  3♥  2♦  3♠  3♦:     four-of-a-kind
   joker  7♥  2♦  3♠  3♦:     three-of-a-kind
   joker  7♥  7♦  7♠  7♣:     five-of-a-kind
   joker  j♥  q♥  k♥  A♥:     straight-flush
   joker  4♣  k♣  5♦ 10♠:     one-pair
   joker  k♣  7♣  6♣  4♣:     flush
   joker  2♦  joker  4♠  5♠:  straight
   joker  Q♦  joker  A♠ 10♠:  straight
   joker  Q♦  joker  A♦ 10♦:  straight-flush
   joker  2♦  2♠  joker  q♦:  four-of-a-kind


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11l

Translation of: D
F analyzeHandHelper(faceCount, suitCount)
   V
      p1 = 0B
      p2 = 0B
      t  = 0B
      f  = 0B
      fl = 0B
      st = 0B

   L(fc) faceCount
      S fc
         2 {I p1 {p2 = 1B} E p1 = 1B}
         3 {t = 1B}
         4 {f = 1B}

   L(sc) suitCount
      I sc == 5
         fl = 1B

   I !p1 & !p2 & !t & !f
      V s = 0
      L(fc) faceCount
         I fc != 0
            s++
         E
            s = 0
         I s == 5
            L.break

      st = (s == 5) | (s == 4 & faceCount[0] != 0 & faceCount[1] == 0)

   I st & fl   {R ‘straight-flush’}
   E I f       {R ‘four-of-a-kind’}
   E I p1 & t  {R ‘full-house’}
   E I fl      {R ‘flush’}
   E I st      {R ‘straight’}
   E I t       {R ‘three-of-a-kind’}
   E I p1 & p2 {R ‘two-pair’}
   E I p1      {R ‘one-pair’}
   E           {R ‘high-card’}

F analyzeHand(inHand)
   V handLen = 5
   V face = ‘A23456789TJQK’
   V suit = ‘SHCD’
   V errorMessage = ‘invalid hand.’

   V hand = sorted(inHand.split(‘ ’))
   I hand.len != handLen
      R errorMessage
   I Set(hand).len != handLen
      R errorMessage‘ Duplicated cards.’

   V faceCount = [0] * face.len
   V suitCount = [0] * suit.len
   L(card) hand
      I card.len != 2
         R errorMessage
      V? n = face.find(card[0])
      V? l = suit.find(card[1])
      I n == N | l == N
         R errorMessage
      faceCount[n]++
      suitCount[l]++

   R analyzeHandHelper(faceCount, suitCount)

L(hand) [‘2H 2D 2S KS QD’,
         ‘2H 5H 7D 8S 9D’,
         ‘AH 2D 3S 4S 5S’,
         ‘2H 3H 2D 3S 3D’,
         ‘2H 7H 2D 3S 3D’,
         ‘2H 7H 7D 7S 7C’,
         ‘TH JH QH KH AH’,
         ‘4H 4C KC 5D TC’,
         ‘QC TC 7C 6C 4C’]
   print(hand‘: ’analyzeHand(hand))
Output:
2H 2D 2S KS QD: three-of-a-kind
2H 5H 7D 8S 9D: high-card
AH 2D 3S 4S 5S: straight
2H 3H 2D 3S 3D: full-house
2H 7H 2D 3S 3D: two-pair
2H 7H 7D 7S 7C: four-of-a-kind
TH JH QH KH AH: straight-flush
4H 4C KC 5D TC: one-pair
QC TC 7C 6C 4C: flush

Ada

Works with: GNAT Ada 2022
pragma Ada_2022;
with Ada.Characters.Handling; use Ada.Characters.Handling;
with Ada.Containers.Generic_Constrained_Array_Sort;
with Ada.Text_IO;  use Ada.Text_IO;

procedure Poker is

   type Face_T is (two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, t, j, q, k, a);
   for Face_T use (2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14);
   type Suit_T is (C, D, H, S);
   type Card_T is record
      Face : Face_T;
      Suit : Suit_T;
   end record;

   subtype Hand_Index is Natural range 1 .. 5;
   type Hand_T is array (Hand_Index) of Card_T;
   type Test_Hand_Arr is array (Positive range <>) of Hand_T;
   type Pip_Counter_T is array (Face_T range Face_T'Range) of Natural;

   Pip_Counts : Pip_Counter_T := [others => 0];

   Test_Hands : Test_Hand_Arr := [
      1 => [(two, H), (two, D), (two, C), (k, S), (q, D)],
      2 => [(two, H), (five, H), (seven, D), (eight, C), (nine, S)],
      3 => [(a, H), (two, D), (three, C), (four, C), (five, D)],
      4 => [(two, H), (three, H), (two, D), (three, C), (three, D)],
      5 => [(two, H), (seven, H), (two, D), (three, C), (three, D)],
      6 => [(two, H), (seven, H), (seven, D), (seven, C), (seven, S)],
      7 => [(t, H), (j, H), (q, H), (k, H), (a, H)],
      8 => [(four, H), (four, S), (k, S), (five, D), (t, S)],
      9 => [(q, C), (t, C), (seven, C), (six, C), (q, C)]
   ];

   function "<" (L, R : Card_T) return Boolean is
   begin
      if L.Face = R.Face then
         return L.Suit < R.Suit;
      else
         return L.Face < R.Face;
      end if;
   end "<";

   procedure Sort_Hand is new Ada.Containers.Generic_Constrained_Array_Sort (Hand_Index, Card_T, Hand_T);

   procedure Print_Hand (Hand : Hand_T) is
   begin
      for Card of Hand loop
         if Card.Face < j then
            Put (Face_T'Enum_Rep (Card.Face)'Image);
         else
            Put (" " & To_Lower (Card.Face'Img));
         end if;
         Put (To_Lower (Card.Suit'Img));
      end loop;
   end Print_Hand;

   function Is_Invalid (Hand : Hand_T) return Boolean is
   begin
      for Ix in 2 .. 5 loop
         if Face_T'Pos (Hand (Ix).Face) = Face_T'Pos (Hand (Ix - 1).Face) and then
            Hand (Ix).Suit = Hand (Ix - 1).Suit
         then
            return True;
         end if;
      end loop;
      return False;
   end Is_Invalid;

   function Is_Flush (Hand : Hand_T) return Boolean is
   begin
      for Ix in 2 .. 5 loop
         if Hand (Ix).Suit /= Hand (1).Suit then
            return False;
         end if;
      end loop;
      return True;
   end Is_Flush;

   function Is_Straight (Hand : Hand_T) return Boolean is
   begin
      --  special case: Ace low
      if Hand (5).Face = a and then Hand (1).Face = two and then Hand (2).Face = three and then Hand (3).Face = four then
         return True;
      end if;
      for Ix in 2 .. 5 loop
         if Face_T'Pos (Hand (Ix).Face) /= Face_T'Pos (Hand (Ix - 1).Face) + 1 then
            return False;
         end if;
      end loop;
      return True;
   end Is_Straight;

   function Of_A_Kind (N : Positive) return Boolean is
   begin
      for Pip in two .. a loop
         if Pip_Counts (Pip) = N then
            return True;
         end if;
      end loop;
      return False;
   end Of_A_Kind;

   function Count_Pairs return Natural is
      Pairs : Natural := 0;
   begin
      for Pip in two .. a loop
         if Pip_Counts (Pip) = 2 then
            Pairs := Pairs + 1;
         end if;
      end loop;
      return Pairs;
   end Count_Pairs;

   Flush, Straight : Boolean;

begin

   for Hand of Test_Hands loop
      Print_Hand (Hand);
      Put (":");
      Set_Col (20);
      Sort_Hand (Hand); --  Print_Hand (Hand);
      if Is_Invalid (Hand) then
         Put ("invalid");
      else
         Flush := Is_Flush (Hand);
         Straight := Is_Straight (Hand);
         if Flush and Straight then
            Put ("straight-flush");
         else
            for Pip in two .. a loop
               Pip_Counts (Pip) := 0;
               for Card of Hand loop
                  if Card.Face = Pip then
                     Pip_Counts (Pip) := Pip_Counts (Pip) + 1;
                  end if;
               end loop;
            end loop;
            if Of_A_Kind (4) then
               Put ("four-of-a-kind");
            elsif Of_A_Kind (3) and then Of_A_Kind (2) then
               Put ("full-house");
            elsif Flush then
               Put ("flush");
            elsif Straight then
               Put ("straight");
            elsif Of_A_Kind (3) then
               Put ("three-of-a-kind");
            else
               case Count_Pairs is
                  when 2 => Put ("two-pairs");
                  when 1 => Put ("one-pair");
                  when others => Put ("high-card");
               end case;
            end if;
         end if;
      end if;
      Put_Line ("");
   end loop;

end Poker;

Output:

2h 2d 2c ks qd:   three-of-a-kind
2h 5h 7d 8c 9s:   high-card
ah 2d 3c 4c 5d:   straight
2h 3h 2d 3c 3d:   full-house
2h 7h 2d 3c 3d:   two-pairs
2h 7h 7d 7c 7s:   four-of-a-kind
10h jh qh kh ah:  straight-flush
4h 4s ks 5d 10s:  one-pair
qc 10c 7c 6c qc:  invalid

AutoHotkey

PokerHand(hand){
	StringUpper, hand, hand
	Sort, hand, FCardSort D%A_Space%
	cardSeq	:= RegExReplace(hand, "[^2-9TJQKA]")
	Straight:= InStr("23456789TJQKA", cardSeq) || (cardSeq = "2345A") ? true : false	
	hand 	:= cardSeq = "2345A" ? RegExReplace(hand, "(.*)\h(A.)", "$2 $1") : hand
	Royal 	:= InStr(hand, "A") ? "Royal": "Straight"
	return  (hand ~= "[2-9TJQKA](.)\h.\1\h.\1\h.\1\h.\1") && (Straight) 			? hand "`t" Royal " Flush"
			: (hand ~= "([2-9TJQKA]).*?\1.*?\1.*?\1") 				? hand "`tFour of a Kind"
			: (hand ~= "^([2-9TJQKA]).\h\1.\h(?!\1)([2-9TJQKA]).\h\2.\h\2.$") 	? hand "`tFull House"	; xxyyy
			: (hand ~= "^([2-9TJQKA]).\h\1.\h\1.\h(?!\1)([2-9TJQKA]).\h\2.$") 	? hand "`tFull House"	; xxxyy
			: (hand ~= "[2-9TJQKA](.)\h.\1\h.\1\h.\1\h.\1") 			? hand "`tFlush" 
			: (Straight)								? hand "`tStraight"
			: (hand ~= "([2-9TJQKA]).*?\1.*?\1")					? hand "`tThree of a Kind"
			: (hand ~= "([2-9TJQKA]).\h\1.*?([2-9TJQKA]).\h\2")			? hand "`tTwo Pair"
			: (hand ~= "([2-9TJQKA]).\h\1")						? hand "`tOne Pair"
			: 									  hand "`tHigh Card"
}
CardSort(a, b){
	a := SubStr(a, 1, 1), b := SubStr(b, 1, 1)
	a := (a = "T") ? 10 : (a = "J") ? 11 : (a = "Q") ? 12 : (a = "K") ? 13 : a
	b := (b = "T") ? 10 : (b = "J") ? 11 : (b = "Q") ? 12 : (b = "K") ? 13 : b
	return a > b ? 1 : a < b ? -1 : 0
}

Examples:

hands =
(join`r`n
2♥ 2♦ 2♣ k♣ q♦
2♥ 5♥ 7♦ 8♣ 9♠
a♥ 2♦ 3♣ 4♣ 5♦
2♥ 3♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦
2♥ 3♥ 2♦ 2♣ 3♦
2♥ 7♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦
2♥ 7♥ 7♦ 7♣ 7♠
T♥ j♥ q♥ a♥ K♥
T♥ j♥ q♥ 9♥ K♥
4♥ 4♠ k♠ 5♦ T♠
q♣ T♣ 7♣ 6♣ 4♣
)
loop, parse, hands, `n, `r
	res .= PokerHand(A_LoopField) "`n"
MsgBox, 262144, , % res
return

Outputs:

2♦ 2♣ 2♥ Q♦ K♣	Three of a Kind
2♥ 5♥ 7♦ 8♣ 9♠	High Card
A♥ 2♦ 3♣ 4♣ 5♦	Straight
2♦ 2♥ 3♣ 3♦ 3♥	Full House
2♣ 2♦ 2♥ 3♦ 3♥	Full House
2♦ 2♥ 3♣ 3♦ 7♥	Two Pair
2♥ 7♦ 7♣ 7♠ 7♥	Four of a Kind
T♥ J♥ Q♥ K♥ A♥	Royal Flush
9♥ T♥ J♥ Q♥ K♥	Straight Flush
4♠ 4♥ 5♦ T♠ K♠	One Pair
4♣ 6♣ 7♣ T♣ Q♣	Flush

C

Translation of: Kotlin
#include <stdio.h>
#include <ctype.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

#define TRUE 1
#define FALSE 0

#define FACES "23456789tjqka"
#define SUITS "shdc"

typedef int bool;

typedef struct {
    int face;  /* FACES map to 0..12 respectively */
    char suit;
} card;

card cards[5];

int compare_card(const void *a, const void *b) {
    card c1 = *(card *)a;
    card c2 = *(card *)b;
    return c1.face - c2.face;
}

bool equals_card(card c1, card c2) {
    if (c1.face == c2.face && c1.suit == c2.suit) return TRUE;
    return FALSE;
}

bool are_distinct() {
    int i, j;
    for (i = 0; i < 4; ++i)
        for (j = i + 1; j < 5; ++j)
            if (equals_card(cards[i], cards[j])) return FALSE;
    return TRUE;
}

bool is_straight() {
    int i;
    qsort(cards, 5, sizeof(card), compare_card);
    if (cards[0].face + 4 == cards[4].face) return TRUE;
    if (cards[4].face == 12 && cards[0].face == 0 &&
        cards[3].face == 3) return TRUE;
    return FALSE;
}

bool is_flush() {
    int i;
    char suit = cards[0].suit;
    for (i = 1; i < 5; ++i) if (cards[i].suit != suit) return FALSE;
    return TRUE;
}

const char *analyze_hand(const char *hand) {
    int i, j, gs = 0;
    char suit, *cp;
    bool found, flush, straight;
    int groups[13];
    if (strlen(hand) != 14) return "invalid";
    for (i = 0; i < 14; i += 3) {
        cp = strchr(FACES, tolower(hand[i]));
        if (cp == NULL) return "invalid";
        j = i / 3;
        cards[j].face = cp - FACES;
        suit = tolower(hand[i + 1]);
        cp = strchr(SUITS, suit);
        if (cp == NULL) return "invalid";
        cards[j].suit = suit;
    }
    if (!are_distinct()) return "invalid";
    for (i = 0; i < 13; ++i) groups[i] = 0;
    for (i = 0; i < 5; ++i) groups[cards[i].face]++;
    for (i = 0; i < 13; ++i) if (groups[i] > 0) gs++;
    switch(gs) {
        case 2:
            found = FALSE;
            for (i = 0; i < 13; ++i) if (groups[i] == 4) {
                found = TRUE;
                break;
            }
            if (found) return "four-of-a-kind";
            return "full-house";
        case 3:
            found = FALSE;
            for (i = 0; i < 13; ++i) if (groups[i] == 3) {
                found = TRUE;
                break;
            }
            if (found) return "three-of-a-kind";
            return "two-pairs";
        case 4:
            return "one-pair";
        default:
            flush = is_flush();
            straight = is_straight();
            if (flush && straight)
                return "straight-flush";
            else if (flush)
                return "flush";
            else if (straight)
                return "straight";
            else
                return "high-card";
    }
}

int main(){
    int i;
    const char *type;
    const char *hands[10] = {
        "2h 2d 2c kc qd",
        "2h 5h 7d 8c 9s",
        "ah 2d 3c 4c 5d",
        "2h 3h 2d 3c 3d",
        "2h 7h 2d 3c 3d",
        "2h 7h 7d 7c 7s",
        "th jh qh kh ah",
        "4h 4s ks 5d ts",
        "qc tc 7c 6c 4c",
        "ah ah 7c 6c 4c"
    };
    for (i = 0; i < 10; ++i) {
        type = analyze_hand(hands[i]);
        printf("%s: %s\n", hands[i], type);
    }
    return 0;
}
Output:
2h 2d 2c kc qd: three-of-a-kind
2h 5h 7d 8c 9s: high-card
ah 2d 3c 4c 5d: straight
2h 3h 2d 3c 3d: full-house
2h 7h 2d 3c 3d: two-pairs
2h 7h 7d 7c 7s: four-of-a-kind
th jh qh kh ah: straight-flush
4h 4s ks 5d ts: one-pair
qc tc 7c 6c 4c: flush
ah ah 7c 6c 4c: invalid

C#

Works with: C sharp version 8
using System;
using System.Collections.Generic;
using static System.Linq.Enumerable;

public static class PokerHandAnalyzer
{
    private enum Hand {
        Invalid, High_Card, One_Pair, Two_Pair, Three_Of_A_Kind, Straight,
        Flush, Full_House, Four_Of_A_Kind, Straight_Flush, Five_Of_A_Kind
    }

    private const bool Y = true;
    private const char C = '♣', D = '♦', H = '♥', S = '♠';
    private const int rankMask = 0b11_1111_1111_1111;
    private const int suitMask = 0b1111 << 14;
    private static readonly string[] ranks = { "a", "2", "3", "4", "5", "6", "7", "8", "9", "10", "j", "q", "k" };
    private static readonly string[] suits = { C + "", D + "", H + "", S + "" };
    private static readonly Card[] deck = (from suit in Range(1, 4) from rank in Range(1, 13) select new Card(rank, suit)).ToArray();

    public static void Main() {
        string[] hands = {
            "2♥ 2♦ 2♣ k♣ q♦",
            "2♥ 5♥ 7♦ 8♣ 9♠",
            "a♥ 2♦ 3♣ 4♣ 5♦",
            "2♥ 3♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦",
            "2♥ 7♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦",
            "2♥ 7♥ 7♦ 7♣ 7♠",
            "10♥ j♥ q♥ k♥ a♥",
            "4♥ 4♠ k♠ 5♦ 10♠",
            "q♣ 10♣ 7♣ 6♣ 4♣",
            "4♥ 4♣ 4♥ 4♠ 4♦", //duplicate card
            "joker 2♦ 2♠ k♠ q♦",
            "joker 5♥ 7♦ 8♠ 9♦",
            "joker 2♦ 3♠ 4♠ 5♠",
            "joker 3♥ 2♦ 3♠ 3♦",
            "joker 7♥ 2♦ 3♠ 3♦",
            "joker 7♥ 7♦ 7♠ 7♣",
            "joker j♥ q♥ k♥ A♥",
            "joker 4♣ k♣ 5♦ 10♠",
            "joker k♣ 7♣ 6♣ 4♣",
            "joker 2♦ joker 4♠ 5♠",
            "joker Q♦ joker A♠ 10♠",
            "joker Q♦ joker A♦ 10♦",
            "joker 2♦ 2♠ joker q♦"
        };
        foreach (var h in hands) {
            Console.WriteLine($"{h}: {Analyze(h).Name()}");
        }
    }

    static string Name(this Hand hand) => string.Join('-', hand.ToString().Split('_')).ToLower();

    static List<T> With<T>(this List<T> list, int index, T item) {
        list[index] = item;
        return list;
    }

    struct Card : IEquatable<Card>, IComparable<Card>
    {
        public static readonly Card Invalid = new Card(-1, -1);
        public static readonly Card Joker = new Card(0, 0);

        public Card(int rank, int suit) {
            (Rank, Suit, Code) = (rank, suit) switch {
                (_, -1) => (-1, -1, -1),
                (-1, _) => (-1, -1, -1),
                (0, _) => (0, 0, 0),
                (1, _) => (rank, suit, (1 << (13 + suit)) | ((1 << 13) | 1)),
                (_, _) => (rank, suit, (1 << (13 + suit)) | (1 << (rank - 1)))
            };
        }

        public static implicit operator Card((int rank, int suit) tuple) => new Card(tuple.rank, tuple.suit);
        public int Rank { get; }
        public int Suit { get; }
        public int Code { get; }

        public override string ToString() => Rank switch {
            -1 => "invalid",
            0 => "joker",
            _ => $"{ranks[Rank-1]}{suits[Suit-1]}"
        };
        
        public override int GetHashCode() => Rank << 16 | Suit;
        public bool Equals(Card other) => Rank == other.Rank && Suit == other.Suit;

        public int CompareTo(Card other) {
            int c = Rank.CompareTo(other.Rank);
            if (c != 0) return c;
            return Suit.CompareTo(other.Suit);
        }
    }

    static Hand Analyze(string hand) {
        var cards = ParseHand(hand);
        if (cards.Count != 5) return Hand.Invalid; //hand must consist of 5 cards
        cards.Sort();
        if (cards[0].Equals(Card.Invalid)) return Hand.Invalid;
        int jokers = cards.LastIndexOf(Card.Joker) + 1;
        if (jokers > 2) return Hand.Invalid; //more than 2 jokers
        if (cards.Skip(jokers).Distinct().Count() + jokers != 5) return Hand.Invalid; //duplicate cards

        if (jokers == 2) return (from c0 in deck from c1 in deck select Evaluate(cards.With(0, c0).With(1, c1))).Max();
        if (jokers == 1) return (from c0 in deck select Evaluate(cards.With(0, c0))).Max();
        return Evaluate(cards);
    }

    static List<Card> ParseHand(string hand) =>
        hand.Split(default(char[]), StringSplitOptions.RemoveEmptyEntries)
        .Select(card => ParseCard(card.ToLower())).ToList();

    static Card ParseCard(string card) => (card.Length, card) switch {
        (5, "joker") => Card.Joker,
        (3, _) when card[..2] == "10" => (10, ParseSuit(card[2])),
        (2, _) => (ParseRank(card[0]), ParseSuit(card[1])),
        (_, _) => Card.Invalid
    };

    static int ParseRank(char rank) => rank switch {
        'a' => 1,
        'j' => 11,
        'q' => 12,
        'k' => 13,
        _ when rank >= '2' && rank <= '9' => rank - '0',
        _ => -1
    };

    static int ParseSuit(char suit) => suit switch {
        C => 1, 'c' => 1,
        D => 2, 'd' => 2,
        H => 3, 'h' => 3,
        S => 4, 's' => 4,
        _ => -1
    };

    static Hand Evaluate(List<Card> hand) {
        var frequencies = hand.GroupBy(c => c.Rank).Select(g => g.Count()).OrderByDescending(c => c).ToArray();
        (int f0, int f1) = (frequencies[0], frequencies.Length > 1 ? frequencies[1] : 0);

        return (IsFlush(), IsStraight(), f0, f1) switch {
            (_, _, 5, _) => Hand.Five_Of_A_Kind,
            (Y, Y, _, _) => Hand.Straight_Flush,
            (_, _, 4, _) => Hand.Four_Of_A_Kind,
            (_, _, 3, 2) => Hand.Full_House,
            (Y, _, _, _) => Hand.Flush,
            (_, Y, _, _) => Hand.Straight,
            (_, _, 3, _) => Hand.Three_Of_A_Kind,
            (_, _, 2, 2) => Hand.Two_Pair,
            (_, _, 2, _) => Hand.One_Pair,
                        _ => Hand.High_Card
        };

        bool IsFlush() => hand.Aggregate(suitMask, (r, c) => r & c.Code) > 0;

        bool IsStraight() {
            int r = hand.Aggregate(0, (r, c) => r | c.Code) & rankMask;
            for (int i = 0; i < 4; i++) r &= r << 1;
            return r > 0;
        }
    }
    
}
Output:
2♥ 2♦ 2♣ k♣ q♦: three-of-a-kind
2♥ 5♥ 7♦ 8♣ 9♠: high-card
a♥ 2♦ 3♣ 4♣ 5♦: straight
2♥ 3♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦: full-house
2♥ 7♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦: two-pair
2♥ 7♥ 7♦ 7♣ 7♠: four-of-a-kind
10♥ j♥ q♥ k♥ a♥: straight-flush
4♥ 4♠ k♠ 5♦ 10♠: one-pair
q♣ 10♣ 7♣ 6♣ 4♣: flush
4♥ 4♣ 4♥ 4♠ 4♦: invalid
joker 2♦ 2♠ k♠ q♦: three-of-a-kind
joker 5♥ 7♦ 8♠ 9♦: straight
joker 2♦ 3♠ 4♠ 5♠: straight
joker 3♥ 2♦ 3♠ 3♦: four-of-a-kind
joker 7♥ 2♦ 3♠ 3♦: three-of-a-kind
joker 7♥ 7♦ 7♠ 7♣: five-of-a-kind
joker j♥ q♥ k♥ A♥: straight-flush
joker 4♣ k♣ 5♦ 10♠: one-pair
joker k♣ 7♣ 6♣ 4♣: flush
joker 2♦ joker 4♠ 5♠: straight
joker Q♦ joker A♠ 10♠: straight
joker Q♦ joker A♦ 10♦: straight-flush
joker 2♦ 2♠ joker q♦: four-of-a-kind

C++

#include <iostream>
#include <sstream>
#include <algorithm>
#include <vector>

using namespace std;

class poker
{
public:
    poker() { face = "A23456789TJQK"; suit = "SHCD"; }
    string analyze( string h )
    {
	memset( faceCnt, 0, 13 ); memset( suitCnt, 0, 4 ); vector<string> hand;
	transform( h.begin(), h.end(), h.begin(), toupper ); istringstream i( h );
	copy( istream_iterator<string>( i ), istream_iterator<string>(), back_inserter<vector<string> >( hand ) );
	if( hand.size() != 5 ) return "invalid hand."; vector<string>::iterator it = hand.begin();
	sort( it, hand.end() ); if( hand.end() != adjacent_find( it, hand.end() ) ) return "invalid hand.";
	while( it != hand.end() )
	{
	    if( ( *it ).length() != 2 ) return "invalid hand.";
	    int n = face.find( ( *it ).at( 0 ) ), l = suit.find( ( *it ).at( 1 ) );
	    if( n < 0 || l < 0 ) return "invalid hand.";
	    faceCnt[n]++; suitCnt[l]++; it++;
	}
	cout << h << ": "; return analyzeHand();
    }
private:
    string analyzeHand()
    {
	bool p1 = false, p2 = false, t = false, f = false, fl = false, st = false;
	for( int x = 0; x < 13; x++ )
	    switch( faceCnt[x] )
	    {
		case 2: if( p1 ) p2 = true; else p1 = true; break;
		case 3: t = true; break;
		case 4: f = true;
	    }
	for( int x = 0; x < 4; x++ )if( suitCnt[x] == 5 ){ fl = true; break; }

	if( !p1 && !p2 && !t && !f )
        {
	    int s = 0;
	    for( int x = 0; x < 13; x++ )
	    { 
		if( faceCnt[x] ) s++; else s = 0;
		if( s == 5 ) break;
	    }
	    st = ( s == 5 ) || ( s == 4 && faceCnt[0] && !faceCnt[1] );
	}

	if( st && fl ) return "straight-flush";
	else if( f ) return "four-of-a-kind"; 
	else if( p1 && t ) return "full-house";
	else if( fl ) return "flush";
	else if( st ) return "straight";
	else if( t ) return "three-of-a-kind";
	else if( p1 && p2 ) return "two-pair";
	else if( p1 ) return "one-pair";
        return "high-card";
    }
    string face, suit;
    unsigned char faceCnt[13], suitCnt[4];
};

int main( int argc, char* argv[] )
{
    poker p; 
    cout << p.analyze( "2h 2d 2s ks qd" ) << endl; cout << p.analyze( "2h 5h 7d 8s 9d" ) << endl;
    cout << p.analyze( "ah 2d 3s 4s 5s" ) << endl; cout << p.analyze( "2h 3h 2d 3s 3d" ) << endl;
    cout << p.analyze( "2h 7h 2d 3s 3d" ) << endl; cout << p.analyze( "2h 7h 7d 7s 7c" ) << endl;
    cout << p.analyze( "th jh qh kh ah" ) << endl; cout << p.analyze( "4h 4c kc 5d tc" ) << endl;
    cout << p.analyze( "qc tc 7c 6c 4c" ) << endl << endl; return system( "pause" );
}
Output:
2H 2D 2S KS QD: three-of-a-kind
2H 5H 7D 8S 9D: high-card
AH 2D 3S 4S 5S: straight
2H 3H 2D 3S 3D: full-house
2H 7H 2D 3S 3D: two-pair
2H 7H 7D 7S 7C: four-of-a-kind
TH JH QH KH AH: straight-flush
4H 4C KC 5D TC: one-pair
QC TC 7C 6C 4C: flush

Clojure

(defn rank [card]
  (let [[fst _] card]
    (if (Character/isDigit fst)
      (Integer/valueOf (str fst))
      ({\T 10, \J 11, \Q 12, \K 13, \A 14} fst))))

(defn suit [card]
  (let [[_ snd] card]
    (str snd)))

(defn n-of-a-kind [hand n]
  (not (empty? (filter #(= true %) (map #(>= % n) (vals (frequencies (map rank hand))))))))

(defn ranks-with-ace [hand]
  (let [ranks (sort (map rank hand))]
    (if (some #(= 14 %) ranks) (cons 1 ranks) ranks)))

(defn pair? [hand]
  (n-of-a-kind hand 2))

(defn three-of-a-kind? [hand]
  (n-of-a-kind hand 3))

(defn four-of-a-kind? [hand]
  (n-of-a-kind hand 4))

(defn flush? [hand]
  (not (empty? (filter #(= true %) (map #(>= % 5) (vals (frequencies (map suit hand))))))))

(defn full-house? [hand]
  (true? (and
    (some #(= 2 %) (vals (frequencies (map rank hand))))
    (some #(= 3 %) (vals (frequencies (map rank hand)))))))

(defn two-pairs? [hand]
  (or
    (full-house? hand)
    (four-of-a-kind? hand)
    (= 2 (count (filter #(= true %) (map #(>= % 2) (vals (frequencies (map rank hand)))))))))

(defn straight? [hand]
  (let [hand-a (ranks-with-ace hand)
        fst (first hand-a)
        snd (second hand-a)]
    (or
      (= (take 5 hand-a) (range fst (+ fst 5)))
      (= (drop 1 hand-a) (range snd (+ snd 5))))))

(defn straight-flush? [hand]
  (and
    (straight? hand)
    (flush? hand)))

(defn invalid? [hand]
  (not= 5 (count (set hand))))

(defn check-hand [hand]
  (cond
    (invalid? hand) "invalid"
    (straight-flush? hand) "straight-flush"
    (four-of-a-kind? hand) "four-of-a-kind"
    (full-house? hand) "full-house"
    (flush? hand) "flush"
    (straight? hand) "straight"
    (three-of-a-kind? hand) "three-of-a-kind"
    (two-pairs? hand) "two-pair"
    (pair? hand) "one-pair"
    :else "high-card"))

; Test examples
(def hands [["2H" "2D" "2S" "KS" "QD"]
            ["2H" "5H" "7D" "8S" "9D"]
            ["AH" "2D" "3S" "4S" "5S"]
            ["2H" "3H" "2D" "3S" "3D"]
            ["2H" "7H" "2D" "3S" "3D"]
            ["2H" "7H" "7D" "7S" "7C"]
            ["TH" "JH" "QH" "KH" "AH"]
            ["4H" "4C" "KC" "5D" "TC"]
            ["QC" "TC" "7C" "6C" "4C"]])
(run! println (map #(str % " : " (check-hand %)) hands))
Output:
["2H" "2D" "2S" "KS" "QD"] : three-of-a-kind
["2H" "5H" "7D" "8S" "9D"] : high-card
["AH" "2D" "3S" "4S" "5S"] : straight
["2H" "3H" "2D" "3S" "3D"] : full-house
["2H" "7H" "2D" "3S" "3D"] : two-pair
["2H" "7H" "7D" "7S" "7C"] : four-of-a-kind
["TH" "JH" "QH" "KH" "AH"] : straight-flush
["4H" "4C" "KC" "5D" "TC"] : one-pair
["QC" "TC" "7C" "6C" "4C"] : flush

D

Basic Version

No bonus for this simple version.

Translation of: C++
import std.stdio, std.string, std.algorithm, std.range;

string analyzeHand(in string inHand) pure /*nothrow @safe*/ {
    enum handLen = 5;
    static immutable face = "A23456789TJQK", suit = "SHCD";
    static immutable errorMessage = "invalid hand.";

    /*immutable*/ const hand = inHand.toUpper.split.sort().release;
    if (hand.length != handLen)
        return errorMessage;
    if (hand.uniq.walkLength != handLen)
        return errorMessage ~ " Duplicated cards.";

    ubyte[face.length] faceCount;
    ubyte[suit.length] suitCount;
    foreach (immutable card; hand) {
        if (card.length != 2)
            return errorMessage;
        immutable n = face.countUntil(card[0]);
        immutable l = suit.countUntil(card[1]);
        if (n < 0 || l < 0)
            return errorMessage;
        faceCount[n]++;
        suitCount[l]++;
    }

    return analyzeHandHelper(faceCount, suitCount);
}

private string analyzeHandHelper(const ref ubyte[13] faceCount,
                                 const ref ubyte[4] suitCount)
pure nothrow @safe @nogc {
    bool p1, p2, t, f, fl, st;

    foreach (immutable fc; faceCount)
        switch (fc) {
            case 2: (p1 ? p2 : p1) = true; break;
            case 3: t = true; break;
            case 4: f = true; break;
            default: // Ignore.
        }

    foreach (immutable sc; suitCount)
        if (sc == 5) {
            fl = true;
            break;
        }

    if (!p1 && !p2 && !t && !f) {
        uint s = 0;
        foreach (immutable fc; faceCount) {
            if (fc)
                s++;
            else
                s = 0;
            if (s == 5)
                break;
        }

        st = (s == 5) || (s == 4 && faceCount[0] && !faceCount[1]);
    }

    if (st && fl)      return "straight-flush";
    else if (f)        return "four-of-a-kind";
    else if (p1 && t)  return "full-house";
    else if (fl)       return "flush";
    else if (st)       return "straight";
    else if (t)        return "three-of-a-kind";
    else if (p1 && p2) return "two-pair";
    else if (p1)       return "one-pair";
    else               return "high-card";
}

void main() {
    // S = Spades, H = Hearts, C = Clubs, D = Diamonds.
    foreach (immutable hand; ["2H 2D 2S KS QD",
                              "2H 5H 7D 8S 9D",
                              "AH 2D 3S 4S 5S",
                              "2H 3H 2D 3S 3D",
                              "2H 7H 2D 3S 3D",
                              "2H 7H 7D 7S 7C",
                              "TH JH QH KH AH",
                              "4H 4C KC 5D TC",
                              "QC TC 7C 6C 4C"])
        writeln(hand, ": ", hand.analyzeHand);
}
Output:
2H 2D 2S KS QD: three-of-a-kind
2H 5H 7D 8S 9D: high-card
AH 2D 3S 4S 5S: straight
2H 3H 2D 3S 3D: full-house
2H 7H 2D 3S 3D: two-pair
2H 7H 7D 7S 7C: four-of-a-kind
TH JH QH KH AH: straight-flush
4H 4C KC 5D TC: one-pair
QC TC 7C 6C 4C: flush

Elixir

Translation of: Ruby
Works with: Elixir version 1.2
defmodule Card do
  @faces   ~w(2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 j q k a)
  @suits   ~w(♥ ♦ ♣ ♠)                          # ~w(h d c s)
  @ordinal @faces |> Enum.with_index |> Map.new
  
  defstruct ~w[face suit ordinal]a
  
  def new(str) do
    {face, suit} = String.split_at(str, -1)
    if face in @faces and suit in @suits do
      ordinal = @ordinal[face]
      %__MODULE__{face: face, suit: suit, ordinal: ordinal}
    else
      raise ArgumentError, "invalid card: #{str}"
    end
  end
  
  def deck do
    for face <- @faces, suit <- @suits, do: "#{face}#{suit}"
  end
end

defmodule Hand do
  @ranks ~w(high-card one-pair two-pair three-of-a-kind straight flush
            full-house four-of-a-kind straight-flush five-of-a-kind)a |>
         Enum.with_index |> Map.new
  @wheel_faces ~w(2 3 4 5 a)
  
  def new(str_of_cards) do
    cards = String.downcase(str_of_cards) |>
            String.split([" ", ","], trim: true) |>
            Enum.map(&Card.new &1)
    grouped = Enum.group_by(cards, &(&1.ordinal)) |> Map.values
    face_pattern = Enum.map(grouped, &(length &1)) |> Enum.sort
    {consecutive, wheel_faces} = consecutive?(cards)
    rank = categorize(cards, face_pattern, consecutive)
    rank_num = @ranks[rank]
    tiebreaker = if wheel_faces do
                   for ord <- 3..-1, do: {1,ord}
                 else
                   Enum.map(grouped, &{length(&1), hd(&1).ordinal}) |>
                   Enum.sort |> Enum.reverse
                 end
    {rank_num, tiebreaker, str_of_cards, rank}
  end
  
  defp one_suit?(cards) do
    Enum.map(cards, &(&1.suit)) |> Enum.uniq |> length == 1
  end
 
  defp consecutive?(cards) do
    sorted = Enum.sort_by(cards, &(&1.ordinal))
    if Enum.map(sorted, &(&1.face)) == @wheel_faces do
      {true, true}
    else
      flag = Enum.map(sorted, &(&1.ordinal)) |>
             Enum.chunk(2,1) |>
             Enum.all?(fn [a,b] -> a+1 == b end)
      {flag, false}
    end
  end
  
  defp categorize(cards, face_pattern, consecutive) do
    case {consecutive, one_suit?(cards)} do
      {true, true}  -> :"straight-flush"
      {true, false} -> :straight
      {false, true} -> :flush
      _ ->  case face_pattern do
              [1,1,1,1,1] -> :"high-card"
              [1,1,1,2]   -> :"one-pair"
              [1,2,2]     -> :"two-pair"
              [1,1,3]     -> :"three-of-a-kind"
              [2,3]       -> :"full-house"
              [1,4]       -> :"four-of-a-kind"
              [5]         -> :"five-of-a-kind"
            end
    end
  end
end

test_hands = """
2♥ 2♦ 2♣ k♣ q♦
2♥ 5♥ 7♦ 8♣ 9♠
a♥ 2♦ 3♣ 4♣ 5♦
2♥ 3♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦
2♥ 7♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦
2♥ 6♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦
10♥ j♥ q♥ k♥ a♥
4♥ 4♠ k♠ 2♦ 10♠
4♥ 4♠ k♠ 3♦ 10♠
q♣ 10♣ 7♣ 6♣ 4♣
q♣ 10♣ 7♣ 6♣ 3♣
9♥ 10♥ q♥ k♥ j♣
2♥ 3♥ 4♥ 5♥ a♥
2♥ 2♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦
"""
hands = String.split(test_hands, "\n", trim: true) |> Enum.map(&Hand.new(&1))
IO.puts "High to low"
Enum.sort(hands) |> Enum.reverse |>
Enum.each(fn hand -> IO.puts "#{elem(hand,2)}: \t#{elem(hand,3)}" end)

# Extra Credit 2. Examples:
IO.puts "\nExtra Credit 2"
extra_hands = """
joker  2♦  2♠  k♠  q♦
joker  5♥  7♦  8♠  9♦
joker  2♦  3♠  4♠  5♠
joker  3♥  2♦  3♠  3♦
joker  7♥  2♦  3♠  3♦
joker  7♥  7♦  7♠  7♣
joker  j♥  q♥  k♥  A♥
joker  4♣  k♣  5♦ 10♠
joker  k♣  7♣  6♣  4♣
joker  2♦  joker  4♠  5♠
joker  Q♦  joker  A♠ 10♠
joker  Q♦  joker  A♦ 10♦
joker  2♦  2♠  joker  q♦
"""
deck = Card.deck
String.split(extra_hands, "\n", trim: true) |>
Enum.each(fn hand ->
  [a,b,c,d,e] = String.split(hand) |>
                Enum.map(fn c -> if c=="joker", do: deck, else: [c] end)
  cards_list = for v<-a, w<-b, x<-c, y<-d, z<-e, do: "#{v} #{w} #{x} #{y} #{z}"
  best = Enum.map(cards_list, &Hand.new &1) |> Enum.max
  IO.puts "#{hand}:\t#{elem(best,3)}"
end)
Output:
High to low
10♥ j♥ q♥ k♥ a♥: 	straight-flush
2♥ 3♥ 4♥ 5♥ a♥: 	straight-flush
2♥ 3♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦: 	full-house
2♥ 2♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦: 	full-house
q♣ 10♣ 7♣ 6♣ 4♣: 	flush
q♣ 10♣ 7♣ 6♣ 3♣: 	flush
9♥ 10♥ q♥ k♥ j♣: 	straight
a♥ 2♦ 3♣ 4♣ 5♦: 	straight
2♥ 2♦ 2♣ k♣ q♦: 	three-of-a-kind
2♥ 7♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦: 	two-pair
2♥ 6♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦: 	two-pair
4♥ 4♠ k♠ 3♦ 10♠: 	one-pair
4♥ 4♠ k♠ 2♦ 10♠: 	one-pair
2♥ 5♥ 7♦ 8♣ 9♠: 	high-card

Extra Credit 2
joker  2♦  2♠  k♠  q♦:	three-of-a-kind
joker  5♥  7♦  8♠  9♦:	straight
joker  2♦  3♠  4♠  5♠:	straight
joker  3♥  2♦  3♠  3♦:	four-of-a-kind
joker  7♥  2♦  3♠  3♦:	three-of-a-kind
joker  7♥  7♦  7♠  7♣:	five-of-a-kind
joker  j♥  q♥  k♥  A♥:	straight-flush
joker  4♣  k♣  5♦ 10♠:	one-pair
joker  k♣  7♣  6♣  4♣:	flush
joker  2♦  joker  4♠  5♠:	straight
joker  Q♦  joker  A♠ 10♠:	straight
joker  Q♦  joker  A♦ 10♦:	straight-flush
joker  2♦  2♠  joker  q♦:	four-of-a-kind

F#

type Card = int * int

type Cards = Card list

let joker = (69,69)

let rankInvalid = "invalid", 99

let allCards = {0..12} |> Seq.collect (fun x->({0..3} |> Seq.map (fun y->x,y)))

let allSame = function | y::ys -> List.forall ((=) y) ys | _-> false

let straightList (xs:int list) = xs |> List.sort |> List.mapi (fun i n->n - i) |> allSame

let cardList (s:string): Cards =
  s.Split() |> Seq.map (fun s->s.ToLower())
  |> Seq.map (fun s ->
    if s="joker" then joker
    else
      match (s |> List.ofSeq) with
      | '1'::'0'::xs -> (9, xs) | '!'::xs -> (-1, xs) | x::xs-> ("a23456789!jqk".IndexOf(x), xs) | _  as xs-> (-1, xs)
      |> function | -1, _  -> (-1, '!') | x, y::[] -> (x, y) | _  -> (-1, '!')
      |> function 
      | x, 'h' | x, '♥' -> (x, 0) | x, 'd' | x, '♦' -> (x, 1) | x, 'c' | x, '♣' -> (x, 2)
      | x, 's' | x, '♠' -> (x, 3) | _ -> (-1, -1)
    )
  |> Seq.filter (fst >> ((<>) -1)) |> List.ofSeq


let rank (cards: Cards) =
  if cards.Length<>5 then rankInvalid
  else 
    let cts = cards |> Seq.groupBy fst |> Seq.map (snd >> Seq.length) |> List.ofSeq |> List.sort |> List.rev
    if cts.[0]=5 then ("five-of-a-kind", 1)
    else
      let flush = cards |> List.map snd |> allSame
      let straight = 
        let (ACE, ALT_ACE) = 0, 13
        let faces = cards |> List.map fst |> List.sort
        (straightList faces) || (if faces.Head<>ACE then false else (straightList (ALT_ACE::(faces.Tail))))
      if straight && flush then ("straight-flush", 2)
      else
        let cts = cards |> Seq.groupBy fst |> Seq.map (snd >> Seq.length) |> List.ofSeq |> List.sort |> List.rev
        if cts.[0]=4 then ("four-of-a-kind", 3)
        elif cts.[0]=3 && cts.[1]=2 then ("full-house", 4)
        elif flush then ("flush", 5)
        elif straight then ("straight", 6)
        elif cts.[0]=3 then ("three-of-a-kind", 7)
        elif cts.[0]=2 && cts.[1]=2 then ("two-pair", 8)
        elif cts.[0]=2 then ("one-pair", 9)
        else ("high-card", 10)

let pickBest (xs: seq<Cards>) =
  let cmp a b = (<) (snd a) (snd b)
  let pick currentBest x = if (cmp (snd x) (snd currentBest)) then x else currentBest
  xs |> Seq.map (fun x->x, (rank x)) |> Seq.fold pick ([], rankInvalid)

let calcHandRank handStr =
  let cards = handStr |> cardList
  if cards.Length<>5 
    then (cards, rankInvalid) 
    else
      cards |> List.partition ((=) joker) |> fun (x,y) -> x.Length, y
      |> function
      | (0,xs) when (xs |> Seq.distinct |> Seq.length)=5 -> xs, (rank xs)
      | (1,xs) -> allCards |> Seq.map (fun x->x::xs) |> pickBest
      | (2,xs) -> allCards |> Seq.collect (fun x->allCards |> Seq.map (fun y->y::x::xs)) |> pickBest
      | _ -> cards, rankInvalid


let showHandRank handStr =
  // handStr |> calcHandRank |> fun (cards, (rankName,_)) -> printfn "%s: %A %s" handStr cards rankName
  handStr |> calcHandRank |> (snd >> fst) |> printfn "%s: %s" handStr

[
"2♥ 2♦ 2♣ k♣ q♦"
"2♥ 5♥ 7♦ 8♣ 9♠"
"a♥ 2♦ 3♣ 4♣ 5♦"
"2♥ 3♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦"
"2♥ 7♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦"
"2♥ 7♥ 7♦ 7♣ 7♠"
"10♥ j♥ q♥ k♥ a♥"
"4♥ 4♠ k♠ 5♦ 10♠"
"q♣ 10♣ 7♣ 6♣ 4♣"
"joker  2♦  2♠  k♠  q♦"
"joker  5♥  7♦  8♠  9♦"
"joker  2♦  3♠  4♠  5♠"
"joker  3♥  2♦  3♠  3♦"
"joker  7♥  2♦  3♠  3♦"
"joker  7♥  7♦  7♠  7♣"
"joker  j♥  q♥  k♥  A♥"
"joker  4♣  k♣  5♦ 10♠"
"joker  k♣  7♣  6♣  4♣"
"joker  2♦  joker  4♠  5♠"
"joker  Q♦  joker  A♠ 10♠"
"joker  Q♦  joker  A♦ 10♦"
"joker  2♦  2♠  joker  q♦"
] 
|> List.iter showHandRank
Output:
2♥ 2♦ 2♣ k♣ q♦: three-of-a-kind
2♥ 5♥ 7♦ 8♣ 9♠: high-card
a♥ 2♦ 3♣ 4♣ 5♦: straight
2♥ 3♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦: full-house
2♥ 7♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦: two-pair
2♥ 7♥ 7♦ 7♣ 7♠: four-of-a-kind
10♥ j♥ q♥ k♥ a♥: straight-flush
4♥ 4♠ k♠ 5♦ 10♠: one-pair
q♣ 10♣ 7♣ 6♣ 4♣: flush
joker  2♦  2♠  k♠  q♦: three-of-a-kind
joker  5♥  7♦  8♠  9♦: straight
joker  2♦  3♠  4♠  5♠: straight
joker  3♥  2♦  3♠  3♦: four-of-a-kind
joker  7♥  2♦  3♠  3♦: three-of-a-kind
joker  7♥  7♦  7♠  7♣: five-of-a-kind
joker  j♥  q♥  k♥  A♥: straight-flush
joker  4♣  k♣  5♦ 10♠: one-pair
joker  k♣  7♣  6♣  4♣: flush
joker  2♦  joker  4♠  5♠: straight
joker  Q♦  joker  A♠ 10♠: straight
joker  Q♦  joker  A♦ 10♦: straight-flush
joker  2♦  2♠  joker  q♦: four-of-a-kind

Factor

Factor comes with a poker hand evaluator.

USING: formatting kernel poker sequences ;
{
    "2H 2D 2C KC QD"
    "2H 5H 7D 8C 9S"
    "AH 2D 3C 4C 5D"
    "2H 3H 2D 3C 3D"
    "2H 7H 2D 3C 3D"
    "2H 7H 7D 7C 7S"
    "TH JH QH KH AH"
    "4H 4S KS 5D TS"
    "QC TC 7C 6C 4C"
} [ dup string>hand-name "%s: %s\n" printf ] each
Output:
2H 2D 2C KC QD: Three of a Kind
2H 5H 7D 8C 9S: High Card
AH 2D 3C 4C 5D: Straight
2H 3H 2D 3C 3D: Full House
2H 7H 2D 3C 3D: Two Pair
2H 7H 7D 7C 7S: Four of a Kind
TH JH QH KH AH: Straight Flush
4H 4S KS 5D TS: One Pair
QC TC 7C 6C 4C: Flush

FreeBASIC

Translation of: C
Const As String FACES = "23456789tjqka"
Const As String SUITS = "shdc"

Type card
    face As Integer  ' FACES map to 0..12 respectively
    suit As String
End Type

Dim Shared As card cards(4)

Sub insertionSort(arr() As card, Byval n As Integer)
    Dim As Integer i, key, j
    For i = 1 To n-1
        key = arr(i).face
        j = i-1
        While j >= 0 And arr(j).face > key
            arr(j+1) = arr(j)
            j = j-1
        Wend
        arr(j+1).face = key
    Next i
End Sub

Function compareCard(Byval a As card, Byval b As card) As Integer
    Return a.face - b.face
End Function

Function equalsCard(Byval c1 As card, Byval c2 As card) As Integer
    If c1.face = c2.face And c1.suit = c2.suit Then Return True
    Return False
End Function

Function areDistinct() As Integer
    Dim As Integer i, j
    For i = 0 To 3
        For j = i + 1 To 4
            If equalsCard(cards(i), cards(j)) = True Then Return False
        Next j
    Next i
    Return True
End Function

Function isStraight() As Boolean
    insertionSort(cards(), 5)
    If cards(0).face + 4 = cards(4).face Then Return True
    If cards(4).face = 12 And cards(0).face = 0 And cards(3).face = 3 Then Return True
    Return False
End Function

Function isFlush() As Boolean
    Dim As String suit = cards(0).suit
    For i As Integer = 1 To 4
        If cards(i).suit <> suit Then Return False
    Next i
    Return True
End Function

Function analyzeHand(Byval hand As String) As String
    Dim As Integer i, j, cp, gs = 0
    Dim As String suit
    Dim As Integer found, flush, straight
    Dim As Integer groups(12)
    
    If Len(hand) <> 14 Then Return "invalid"
    For i = 0 To 13 Step 3
        cp = Instr(FACES, Lcase(Mid(hand, i + 1, 1)))
        If cp = 0 Then Return "invalid"
        j = i \ 3
        cards(j).face = cp - 1
        suit = Lcase(Mid(hand, i + 2, 1))
        cp = Instr(SUITS, suit)
        If cp = 0 Then Return "invalid"
        cards(j).suit = suit
    Next i
    If areDistinct() = False Then Return "invalid"
    For i = 0 To 12
        groups(i) = 0
    Next i
    For i = 0 To 4
        groups(cards(i).face) += 1
    Next i
    For i = 0 To 12
        If groups(i) > 0 Then gs += 1
    Next i
    Select Case gs
    Case 2
        found = False
        For i = 0 To 12
            If groups(i) = 4 Then
                found = True
                Exit For
            End If
        Next i
        If found = True Then Return "four-of-a-kind"
        Return "full-house"
    Case 3
        found = False
        For i = 0 To 12
            If groups(i) = 3 Then
                found = True
                Exit For
            End If
        Next i
        If found = True Then Return "three-of-a-kind"
        Return "two-pairs"
    Case 4
        Return "one-pair"
    Case Else
        flush = isFlush()
        straight = isStraight()
        If flush = True And straight = True Then
            Return "straight-flush"
        Elseif flush = True Then
            Return "flush"
        Elseif straight = True Then
            Return "straight"
        Else
            Return "high-card"
        End If
    End Select
End Function

Dim As String tipo
Dim As String hands(9) = { _
"2h 2d 2c kc qd", _
"2h 5h 7d 8c 9s", _
"ah 2d 3c 4c 5d", _
"2h 3h 2d 3c 3d", _
"2h 7h 2d 3c 3d", _
"2h 7h 7d 7c 7s", _
"th jh qh kh ah", _
"4h 4s ks 5d ts", _
"qc tc 7c 6c 4c", _
"ah ah 7c 6c 4c" }

For i As Integer = 0 To 9
    tipo = analyzeHand(hands(i))
    Print hands(i); ": "; tipo
Next i

Sleep
Output:
Same as C entry.

Go

Translation of: Kotlin

Basic Version

package main

import (
    "fmt"
    "sort"
    "strings"
)

type card struct {
    face byte
    suit byte
}

const faces = "23456789tjqka"
const suits = "shdc"

func isStraight(cards []card) bool {
    sorted := make([]card, 5)
    copy(sorted, cards)
    sort.Slice(sorted, func(i, j int) bool {
        return sorted[i].face < sorted[j].face
    })
    if sorted[0].face+4 == sorted[4].face {
        return true
    }
    if sorted[4].face == 14 && sorted[0].face == 2 && sorted[3].face == 5 {
        return true
    }
    return false
}

func isFlush(cards []card) bool {
    suit := cards[0].suit
    for i := 1; i < 5; i++ {
        if cards[i].suit != suit {
            return false
        }
    }
    return true
}

func analyzeHand(hand string) string {
    temp := strings.Fields(strings.ToLower(hand))
    splitSet := make(map[string]bool)
    var split []string
    for _, s := range temp {
        if !splitSet[s] {
            splitSet[s] = true
            split = append(split, s)
        }
    }
    if len(split) != 5 {
        return "invalid"
    }
    var cards []card

    for _, s := range split {
        if len(s) != 2 {
            return "invalid"
        }
        fIndex := strings.IndexByte(faces, s[0])
        if fIndex == -1 {
            return "invalid"
        }
        sIndex := strings.IndexByte(suits, s[1])
        if sIndex == -1 {
            return "invalid"
        }
        cards = append(cards, card{byte(fIndex + 2), s[1]})
    }

    groups := make(map[byte][]card)
    for _, c := range cards {
        groups[c.face] = append(groups[c.face], c)
    }

    switch len(groups) {
    case 2:
        for _, group := range groups {
            if len(group) == 4 {
                return "four-of-a-kind"
            }
        }
        return "full-house"
    case 3:
        for _, group := range groups {
            if len(group) == 3 {
                return "three-of-a-kind"
            }
        }
        return "two-pair"
    case 4:
        return "one-pair"
    default:
        flush := isFlush(cards)
        straight := isStraight(cards)
        switch {
        case flush && straight:
            return "straight-flush"
        case flush:
            return "flush"
        case straight:
            return "straight"
        default:
            return "high-card"
        }
    }
}

func main() {
    hands := [...]string{
        "2h 2d 2c kc qd",
        "2h 5h 7d 8c 9s",
        "ah 2d 3c 4c 5d",
        "2h 3h 2d 3c 3d",
        "2h 7h 2d 3c 3d",
        "2h 7h 7d 7c 7s",
        "th jh qh kh ah",
        "4h 4s ks 5d ts",
        "qc tc 7c 6c 4c",
        "ah ah 7c 6c 4c",
    }
    for _, hand := range hands {
        fmt.Printf("%s: %s\n", hand, analyzeHand(hand))
    }
}
Output:
2h 2d 2c kc qd: three-of-a-kind
2h 5h 7d 8c 9s: high-card
ah 2d 3c 4c 5d: straight
2h 3h 2d 3c 3d: full-house
2h 7h 2d 3c 3d: two-pair
2h 7h 7d 7c 7s: four-of-a-kind
th jh qh kh ah: straight-flush
4h 4s ks 5d ts: one-pair
qc tc 7c 6c 4c: flush
ah ah 7c 6c 4c: invalid

Extra Credit Version

package main

import (
    "fmt"
    "sort"
    "strings"
)

type card struct {
    face byte
    suit byte
}

func isStraight(cards []card, jokers int) bool {
    sorted := make([]card, 5)
    copy(sorted, cards)
    sort.Slice(sorted, func(i, j int) bool {
        return sorted[i].face < sorted[j].face
    })
    switch jokers {
    case 0:
        switch {
        case sorted[0].face+4 == sorted[4].face,
            sorted[4].face == 14 && sorted[3].face == 5:
            return true
        default:
            return false
        }
    case 1:
        switch {
        case sorted[0].face+3 == sorted[3].face,
            sorted[0].face+4 == sorted[3].face,
            sorted[3].face == 14 && sorted[2].face == 4,
            sorted[3].face == 14 && sorted[2].face == 5:
            return true
        default:
            return false
        }
    default:
        switch {
        case sorted[0].face+2 == sorted[2].face,
            sorted[0].face+3 == sorted[2].face,
            sorted[0].face+4 == sorted[2].face,
            sorted[2].face == 14 && sorted[1].face == 3,
            sorted[2].face == 14 && sorted[1].face == 4,
            sorted[2].face == 14 && sorted[1].face == 5:
            return true
        default:
            return false
        }
    }
}

func isFlush(cards []card) bool {
    sorted := make([]card, 5)
    copy(sorted, cards)
    sort.Slice(sorted, func(i, j int) bool {
        return sorted[i].face < sorted[j].face
    })
    suit := sorted[0].suit
    for i := 1; i < 5; i++ {
        if sorted[i].suit != suit && sorted[i].suit != 'j' {
            return false
        }
    }
    return true
}

func analyzeHand(hand string) string {
    temp := strings.Fields(strings.ToLower(hand))
    splitSet := make(map[string]bool)
    var split []string
    for _, s := range temp {
        if !splitSet[s] {
            splitSet[s] = true
            split = append(split, s)
        }
    }
    if len(split) != 5 {
        return "invalid"
    }
    var cards []card
    var jokers = 0

    for _, s := range split {
        if len(s) != 4 {
            return "invalid"
        }
        cp := []rune(s)[0]
        var cd card
        switch {
        case cp == 0x1f0a1:
            cd = card{14, 's'}
        case cp == 0x1f0b1:
            cd = card{14, 'h'}
        case cp == 0x1f0c1:
            cd = card{14, 'd'}
        case cp == 0x1f0d1:
            cd = card{14, 'c'}
        case cp == 0x1f0cf:
            jokers++
            cd = card{15, 'j'} // black joker
        case cp == 0x1f0df:
            jokers++
            cd = card{16, 'j'} // white joker
        case cp >= 0x1f0a2 && cp <= 0x1f0ab:
            cd = card{byte(cp - 0x1f0a0), 's'}
        case cp >= 0x1f0ad && cp <= 0x1f0ae:
            cd = card{byte(cp - 0x1f0a1), 's'}
        case cp >= 0x1f0b2 && cp <= 0x1f0bb:
            cd = card{byte(cp - 0x1f0b0), 'h'}
        case cp >= 0x1f0bd && cp <= 0x1f0be:
            cd = card{byte(cp - 0x1f0b1), 'h'}
        case cp >= 0x1f0c2 && cp <= 0x1f0cb:
            cd = card{byte(cp - 0x1f0c0), 'd'}
        case cp >= 0x1f0cd && cp <= 0x1f0ce:
            cd = card{byte(cp - 0x1f0c1), 'd'}
        case cp >= 0x1f0d2 && cp <= 0x1f0db:
            cd = card{byte(cp - 0x1f0d0), 'c'}
        case cp >= 0x1f0dd && cp <= 0x1f0de:
            cd = card{byte(cp - 0x1f0d1), 'c'}
        default:
            cd = card{0, 'j'} // invalid
        }
        if cd.face == 0 {
            return "invalid"
        }
        cards = append(cards, cd)
    }

    groups := make(map[byte][]card)
    for _, c := range cards {
        groups[c.face] = append(groups[c.face], c)
    }

    switch len(groups) {
    case 2:
        for _, group := range groups {
            if len(group) == 4 {
                switch jokers {
                case 0:
                    return "four-of-a-kind"
                default:
                    return "five-of-a-kind"
                }
            }
        }
        return "full-house"
    case 3:
        for _, group := range groups {
            if len(group) == 3 {
                switch jokers {
                case 0:
                    return "three-of-a-kind"
                case 1:
                    return "four-of-a-kind"
                default:
                    return "five-of-a-kind"
                }
            }
        }
        if jokers == 0 {
            return "two-pair"
        }
        return "full-house"
    case 4:
        switch jokers {
        case 0:
            return "one-pair"
        case 1:
            return "three-of-a-kind"
        default:
            return "four-of-a-kind"
        }
    default:
        flush := isFlush(cards)
        straight := isStraight(cards, jokers)
        switch {
        case flush && straight:
            return "straight-flush"
        case flush:
            return "flush"
        case straight:
            return "straight"
        default:
            if jokers == 0 {
                return "high-card"
            } else {
                return "one-pair"
            }
        }
    }
}

func main() {
    hands := [...]string{
        "🃏 🃂 🂢 🂮 🃍",
        "🃏 🂵 🃇 🂨 🃉",
        "🃏 🃂 🂣 🂤 🂥",
        "🃏 🂳 🃂 🂣 🃃",
        "🃏 🂷 🃂 🂣 🃃",
        "🃏 🂷 🃇 🂧 🃗",
        "🃏 🂻 🂽 🂾 🂱",
        "🃏 🃔 🃞 🃅 🂪",
        "🃏 🃞 🃗 🃖 🃔",
        "🃏 🃂 🃟 🂤 🂥",
        "🃏 🃍 🃟 🂡 🂪",
        "🃏 🃍 🃟 🃁 🃊",
        "🃏 🃂 🂢 🃟 🃍",
        "🃏 🃂 🂢 🃍 🃍",
        "🃂 🃞 🃍 🃁 🃊",
    }
    for _, hand := range hands {
        fmt.Printf("%s: %s\n", hand, analyzeHand(hand))
    }
}
Output:
🃏 🃂 🂢 🂮 🃍 : three-of-a-kind
🃏 🂵 🃇 🂨 🃉 : straight
🃏 🃂 🂣 🂤 🂥 : straight
🃏 🂳 🃂 🂣 🃃 : four-of-a-kind
🃏 🂷 🃂 🂣 🃃 : three-of-a-kind
🃏 🂷 🃇 🂧 🃗 : five-of-a-kind
🃏 🂻 🂽 🂾 🂱 : straight-flush
🃏 🃔 🃞 🃅 🂪 : one-pair
🃏 🃞 🃗 🃖 🃔 : flush
🃏 🃂 🃟 🂤 🂥 : straight
🃏 🃍 🃟 🂡 🂪 : straight
🃏 🃍 🃟 🃁 🃊 : straight-flush
🃏 🃂 🂢 🃟 🃍 : four-of-a-kind
🃏 🃂 🂢 🃍 🃍 : invalid
🃂 🃞 🃍 🃁 🃊 : high-card

Haskell

Basic Version

{-# LANGUAGE TupleSections #-}

import Data.Function (on)
import Data.List     (group, nub, any, sort, sortBy)
import Data.Maybe    (mapMaybe)
import Text.Read     (readMaybe)

data Suit = Club | Diamond | Spade | Heart deriving (Show, Eq)

data Rank = Ace | Two | Three | Four | Five | Six | Seven
          | Eight | Nine | Ten | Jack | Queen | King
          deriving (Show, Eq, Enum, Ord, Bounded)

data Card = Card { suit :: Suit, rank :: Rank } deriving (Show, Eq)

type Hand = [Card]

consumed = pure . (, "")

instance Read Suit where
  readsPrec d s = case s of "♥" -> consumed Heart
                            "♦" -> consumed Diamond
                            "♣" -> consumed Spade
                            "♠" -> consumed Club
                            "h" -> consumed Heart
                            _   -> []

instance Read Rank where
  readsPrec d s = case s of "a"  -> consumed Ace
                            "2"  -> consumed Two
                            "3"  -> consumed Three
                            "4"  -> consumed Four
                            "5"  -> consumed Five
                            "6"  -> consumed Six
                            "7"  -> consumed Seven
                            "8"  -> consumed Eight
                            "9"  -> consumed Nine
                            "10" -> consumed Ten
                            "j"  -> consumed Jack
                            "q"  -> consumed Queen
                            "k"  -> consumed King
                            _    -> []

instance Read Card where
  readsPrec d = fmap (, "") . mapMaybe card . lex
    where 
      card (r, s) = Card <$> (readMaybe s :: Maybe Suit)
                         <*> (readMaybe r :: Maybe Rank)

-- Special hand
acesHigh :: [Rank]
acesHigh = [Ace, Ten, Jack, Queen, King]

isSucc :: (Enum a, Eq a, Bounded a) => [a] -> Bool
isSucc []  = True
isSucc [x] = True
isSucc (x:y:zs) = (x /= maxBound && y == succ x) && isSucc (y:zs)

nameHand :: Hand -> String
nameHand [] = "Invalid Input"
nameHand cards | invalidHand          = "Invalid hand"
               | straight && flush    = "Straight flush"
               | ofKind 4             = "Four of a kind"
               | ofKind 3 && ofKind 2 = "Full house"
               | flush                = "Flush"
               | straight             = "Straight"
               | ofKind 3             = "Three of a kind"
               | uniqRanks == 3       = "Two pair"
               | uniqRanks == 4       = "One pair"
               | otherwise            = "High card"
 where
  sortedRank  = sort $ rank <$> cards
  rankCounts  = sortBy (compare `on` snd) $ (,) <$> head <*> length <$> group sortedRank
  uniqRanks   = length rankCounts
  ofKind n    = any ((==n) . snd) rankCounts
  straight    = isSucc sortedRank || sortedRank == acesHigh
  flush       = length (nub $ suit <$> cards) == 1
  invalidHand = length (nub cards) /= 5

testHands :: [(String, Hand)]
testHands = (,) <$> id <*> mapMaybe readMaybe . words <$>
  [ "2♥ 2♦ 2♣ k♣ q♦"
  , "2♥ 5♥ 7♦ 8♣ 9♠"
  , "a♥ 2♦ 3♣ 4♣ 5♦"
  , "2♥ 3♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦"
  , "2♥ 7♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦"
  , "2♥ 7♥ 7♦ 7♣ 7♠"
  , "10♥ j♥ q♥ k♥ a♥"
  , "4♥ 4♠ k♠ 5♦ 10♠"
  , "q♣ 10♣ 7♣ 6♣ 4♣"
  , "q♣ 10♣ 7♣ 6♣ 7♣" -- duplicate cards
  , "Bad input" ]

main :: IO ()
main = mapM_ (putStrLn . (fst <> const ": " <> nameHand . snd)) testHands
Output:
2♥ 2♦ 2♣ k♣ q♦: Three of a kind
2♥ 5♥ 7♦ 8♣ 9♠: High card
a♥ 2♦ 3♣ 4♣ 5♦: Straight
2♥ 3♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦: Full house
2♥ 7♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦: Two pair
2♥ 7♥ 7♦ 7♣ 7♠: Four of a kind
10♥ j♥ q♥ k♥ a♥: Straight flush
4♥ 4♠ k♠ 5♦ 10♠: One pair
q♣ 10♣ 7♣ 6♣ 4♣: Flush
q♣ 10♣ 7♣ 6♣ 7♣: Invalid hand
Bad input: Invalid Input

J

parseHand=: ' ' cut 7&u:      NB. hand must be well formed
Suits=: <"> 7 u: '♥♦♣♦'       NB. or Suits=: 'hdcs'
Faces=: <;._1 ' 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 j q k a'

suits=: {:&.>
faces=: }:&.>
flush=: 1 =&#&~. suits
straight=: 1 = (i.#Faces) +/@E.~ Faces /:~@i. faces
kinds=: #/.~ @:faces
five=: 5 e. kinds NB. jokers or other cheat
four=: 4 e. kinds
three=: 3 e. kinds
two=: 2 e. kinds
twoPair=: 2 = 2 +/ .= kinds
highcard=: 5 = 1 +/ .= kinds

IF=: 2 :'(,&(<m) ^: v)"1'
Or=: 2 :'u ^:(5 e. $) @: v'

Deck=: ,Faces,&.>/Suits
Joker=: <'joker'
joke=: [: ,/^:(#@$ - 2:) (({. ,"1 Deck ,"0 1 }.@}.)^:(5>[)~ i.&Joker)"1^:2@,:
punchLine=: {:@-.&a:@,@|:
rateHand=: [:;:inv [: (, [: punchLine -1 :(0 :0-.LF)@joke) parseHand 
 ('invalid' IF 1:) Or
 ('high-card' IF highcard) Or
 ('one-pair' IF two) Or
 ('two-pair' IF twoPair) Or
 ('three-of-a-kind' IF three) Or
 ('straight' IF straight) Or
 ('flush' IF flush) Or
 ('full-house' IF (two * three)) Or
 ('four-of-a-kind' IF four) Or
 ('straight-flush' IF (straight * flush)) Or
 ('five-of-a-kind' IF five)
)

Hands=: <@deb;._2 {{)n
 2 2 2 k q
 2 5 7 8 9
 a 2 3 4 5
 2 3 2 3 3
 2 7 2 3 3
 2 7 7 7 7
 10 j q k a
 4 4 k 5 10
 q 10 7 6 4
}}

Note that * acts as "logical and" on logical values (if you need to deal with boolean values in the original sense - which were not constrained to logical values - you should use *. instead of * to achieve boolean multiplication, but that's not needed here).

Output for rateHand@> Hands:

2♥ 2♦ 2♣ k♣ q♦ three-of-a-kind
2♥ 5♥ 7♦ 8♣ 9♠ high-card      
a♥ 2♦ 3♣ 4♣ 5♦ high-card      
2♥ 3♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦ full-house     
2♥ 7♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦ two-pair       
2♥ 7♥ 7♦ 7♣ 7♠ four-of-a-kind 
10♥ j♥ q♥ k♥ a♥ straight-flush
4♥ 4♠ k♠ 5♦ 10♠ one-pair      
q♣ 10♣ 7♣ 6♣ 4♣ flush         

Output for extra-credit examples

 joker 2♦ 2♠ k♠ q♦ three-of-a-kind
 joker 5♥ 7♦ 8♠ 9♦ straight
 joker 2♦ 3♠ 4♠ 5♠ straight
 joker 3♥ 2♦ 3♠ 3♦ four-of-a-kind
 joker 7♥ 2♦ 3♠ 3♦ three-of-a-kind
 joker 7♥ 7♦ 7♠ 7♣ five-of-a-kind
 joker j♥ q♥ k♥ a♥ straight-flush
 joker 4♣ k♣ 5♦ 10♠ one-pair
 joker k♣ 7♣ 6♣ 4♣ flush
 joker 2♦ joker 4♠ 5♠ straight
 joker q♦ joker a♠ 10♠ straight
 joker q♦ joker a♦ 10♦ straight-flush
 joker 2♦ 2♠ joker q♦ four-of-a-kind

Java

Works with: Java version 7

This code does not qualify for extra credit. Although it supports wildcards, it does not allow for duplicates.

import java.util.Arrays;
import java.util.Collections;
import java.util.HashSet;

public class PokerHandAnalyzer {

    final static String faces = "AKQJT98765432";
    final static String suits = "HDSC";
    final static String[] deck = buildDeck();

    public static void main(String[] args) {
        System.out.println("Regular hands:\n");
        for (String input : new String[]{"2H 2D 2S KS QD",
            "2H 5H 7D 8S 9D",
            "AH 2D 3S 4S 5S",
            "2H 3H 2D 3S 3D",
            "2H 7H 2D 3S 3D",
            "2H 7H 7D 7S 7C",
            "TH JH QH KH AH",
            "4H 4C KC 5D TC",
            "QC TC 7C 6C 4C",
            "QC TC 7C 7C TD"}) {
            System.out.println(analyzeHand(input.split(" ")));
        }

        System.out.println("\nHands with wildcards:\n");
        for (String input : new String[]{"2H 2D 2S KS WW",
            "2H 5H 7D 8S WW",
            "AH 2D 3S 4S WW",
            "2H 3H 2D 3S WW",
            "2H 7H 2D 3S WW",
            "2H 7H 7D WW WW",
            "TH JH QH WW WW",
            "4H 4C KC WW WW",
            "QC TC 7C WW WW",
            "QC TC 7H WW WW"}) {
            System.out.println(analyzeHandWithWildcards(input.split(" ")));
        }
    }

    private static Score analyzeHand(final String[] hand) {
        if (hand.length != 5)
            return new Score("invalid hand: wrong number of cards", -1, hand);

        if (new HashSet<>(Arrays.asList(hand)).size() != hand.length)
            return new Score("invalid hand: duplicates", -1, hand);

        int[] faceCount = new int[faces.length()];
        long straight = 0, flush = 0;
        for (String card : hand) {

            int face = faces.indexOf(card.charAt(0));
            if (face == -1)
                return new Score("invalid hand: non existing face", -1, hand);
            straight |= (1 << face);

            faceCount[face]++;

            if (suits.indexOf(card.charAt(1)) == -1)
                return new Score("invalid hand: non-existing suit", -1, hand);
            flush |= (1 << card.charAt(1));
        }

        // shift the bit pattern to the right as far as possible
        while (straight % 2 == 0)
            straight >>= 1;

        // straight is 00011111; A-2-3-4-5 is 1111000000001
        boolean hasStraight = straight == 0b11111 || straight == 0b1111000000001;

        // unsets right-most 1-bit, which may be the only one set
        boolean hasFlush = (flush & (flush - 1)) == 0;

        if (hasStraight && hasFlush)
            return new Score("straight-flush", 9, hand);

        int total = 0;
        for (int count : faceCount) {
            if (count == 4)
                return new Score("four-of-a-kind", 8, hand);
            if (count == 3)
                total += 3;
            else if (count == 2)
                total += 2;
        }

        if (total == 5)
            return new Score("full-house", 7, hand);

        if (hasFlush)
            return new Score("flush", 6, hand);

        if (hasStraight)
            return new Score("straight", 5, hand);

        if (total == 3)
            return new Score("three-of-a-kind", 4, hand);

        if (total == 4)
            return new Score("two-pair", 3, hand);

        if (total == 2)
            return new Score("one-pair", 2, hand);

        return new Score("high-card", 1, hand);
    }

    private static WildScore analyzeHandWithWildcards(String[] hand) {
        if (Collections.frequency(Arrays.asList(hand), "WW") > 2)
            throw new IllegalArgumentException("too many wildcards");

        return new WildScore(analyzeHandWithWildcardsR(hand, null), hand.clone());
    }

    private static Score analyzeHandWithWildcardsR(String[] hand,
            Score best) {

        for (int i = 0; i < hand.length; i++) {
            if (hand[i].equals("WW")) {
                for (String card : deck) {
                    if (!Arrays.asList(hand).contains(card)) {
                        hand[i] = card;
                        best = analyzeHandWithWildcardsR(hand, best);
                    }
                }
                hand[i] = "WW";
                break;
            }
        }
        Score result = analyzeHand(hand);
        if (best == null || result.weight > best.weight)
            best = result;
        return best;
    }

    private static String[] buildDeck() {
        String[] dck = new String[suits.length() * faces.length()];
        int i = 0;
        for (char s : suits.toCharArray()) {
            for (char f : faces.toCharArray()) {
                dck[i] = "" + f + s;
                i++;
            }
        }
        return dck;
    }

    private static class Score {
        final int weight;
        final String name;
        final String[] hand;

        Score(String n, int w, String[] h) {
            weight = w;
            name = n;
            hand = h != null ? h.clone() : h;
        }

        @Override
        public String toString() {
            return Arrays.toString(hand) + " " + name;
        }
    }

    private static class WildScore {
        final String[] wild;
        final Score score;

        WildScore(Score s, String[] w) {
            score = s;
            wild = w;
        }

        @Override
        public String toString() {
            return String.format("%s%n%s%n", Arrays.toString(wild),
                    score.toString());
        }
    }
}
Output:
Regular hands:

[2H, 2D, 2S, KS, QD] three-of-a-kind
[2H, 5H, 7D, 8S, 9D] high-card
[AH, 2D, 3S, 4S, 5S] straight
[2H, 3H, 2D, 3S, 3D] full-house
[2H, 7H, 2D, 3S, 3D] two-pair
[2H, 7H, 7D, 7S, 7C] four-of-a-kind
[TH, JH, QH, KH, AH] straight-flush
[4H, 4C, KC, 5D, TC] one-pair
[QC, TC, 7C, 6C, 4C] flush
[QC, TC, 7C, 7C, TD] invalid hand: duplicates

Hands with wildcards:

[2H, 2D, 2S, KS, WW]
[2H, 2D, 2S, KS, 2C] four-of-a-kind

[2H, 5H, 7D, 8S, WW]
[2H, 5H, 7D, 8S, 8H] one-pair

[AH, 2D, 3S, 4S, WW]
[AH, 2D, 3S, 4S, 5H] straight

[2H, 3H, 2D, 3S, WW]
[2H, 3H, 2D, 3S, 3D] full-house

[2H, 7H, 2D, 3S, WW]
[2H, 7H, 2D, 3S, 2S] three-of-a-kind

[2H, 7H, 7D, WW, WW]
[2H, 7H, 7D, 7S, 7C] four-of-a-kind

[TH, JH, QH, WW, WW]
[TH, JH, QH, AH, KH] straight-flush

[4H, 4C, KC, WW, WW]
[4H, 4C, KC, 4D, 4S] four-of-a-kind

[QC, TC, 7C, WW, WW]
[QC, TC, 7C, AC, KC] flush

[QC, TC, 7H, WW, WW]
[QC, TC, 7H, QH, QD] three-of-a-kind

JavaScript

Works with: JavaScript version ECMAScript 6
const FACES = ['2', '3', '4', '5', '6', '7', '8', '9', '10', 'j', 'q', 'k', 'a'];
const SUITS = ['♥', '♦', '♣', '♠'];

function analyzeHand(hand){
	let cards  = hand.split(' ').filter(x => x !== 'joker');
	let jokers = hand.split(' ').length - cards.length;
	
	let faces = cards.map( card => FACES.indexOf(card.slice(0,-1)) );
	let suits = cards.map( card => SUITS.indexOf(card.slice(-1)) );
	
	if( cards.some( (card, i, self) => i !== self.indexOf(card) ) || faces.some(face => face === -1) || suits.some(suit => suit === -1) ) 
		return 'invalid';
	
	let flush    = suits.every(suit => suit === suits[0]);
	let groups   = FACES.map( (face,i) => faces.filter(j => i === j).length).sort( (x, y) => y - x );
	let shifted  = faces.map(x => (x + 1) % 13);
	let distance = Math.min( Math.max(...faces) - Math.min(...faces), Math.max(...shifted) - Math.min(...shifted));
	let straight = groups[0] === 1 && distance < 5;
	groups[0] += jokers;
	
	if      (groups[0] === 5)                    return 'five-of-a-kind'
	else if (straight && flush)                  return 'straight-flush'
	else if (groups[0] === 4)                    return 'four-of-a-kind'
	else if (groups[0] === 3 && groups[1] === 2) return 'full-house'
	else if (flush)                              return 'flush'
	else if (straight)                           return 'straight'
	else if (groups[0] === 3)                    return 'three-of-a-kind'
	else if (groups[0] === 2 && groups[1] === 2) return 'two-pair'
	else if (groups[0] === 2)                    return 'one-pair'
	else                                         return 'high-card';
}

Demonstrating:

let testHands = [
	"2♥ 2♦ 2♣ k♣ q♦", 
	"2♥ 5♥ 7♦ 8♣ 9♠", 
	"a♥ 2♦ 3♣ 4♣ 5♦", 
	"2♥ 3♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦", 
	"2♥ 7♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦", 
	"2♥ 7♥ 7♦ 7♣ 7♠", 
	"10♥ j♥ q♥ k♥ a♥", 
	"4♥ 4♠ k♠ 5♦ 10♠",
	"q♣ 10♣ 7♣ 6♣ 4♣",
	"joker 4♣ k♣ 5♦ 10♠",
	"joker 2♦ 2♠ k♠ q♦",
	"joker 3♥ 2♦ 3♠ 3♦",
	"joker 7♥ 7♦ 7♠ 7♣",
	"joker 2♦ joker 4♠ 5♠",
	"joker 2♠ joker a♠ 10♠",
	"joker q♦ joker a♦ 10♦"
];
	
for(hand of testHands) console.log(hand + ": " + analyzeHand(hand));
Output:
2♥ 2♦ 2♣ k♣ q♦: three-of-a-kind
2♥ 5♥ 7♦ 8♣ 9♠: high-card
a♥ 2♦ 3♣ 4♣ 5♦: straight
2♥ 3♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦: full-house
2♥ 7♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦: two-pair
2♥ 7♥ 7♦ 7♣ 7♠: four-of-a-kind
10♥ j♥ q♥ k♥ a♥: straight-flush
4♥ 4♠ k♠ 5♦ 10♠: one-pair
q♣ 10♣ 7♣ 6♣ 4♣: flush
joker 4♣ k♣ 5♦ 10♠: one-pair
joker 2♦ 2♠ k♠ q♦: three-of-a-kind
joker 3♥ 2♦ 3♠ 3♦: four-of-a-kind
joker 7♥ 7♦ 7♠ 7♣: five-of-a-kind
joker 2♦ joker 4♠ 5♠: straight
joker 2♠ joker a♠ 10♠: flush
joker q♦ joker a♦ 10♦: straight-flush

jq

Adapted from Wren

Works with jq, the C implementation of jq

Works with gojq, the Go implementation of jq

With a few small tweaks, the program shown below also works with jaq, the Rust implementation of jq.

# A card is represented by a JSON object:
def Card($face; $suit): {$face, $suit};

def FACES: "23456789tjqka";
def SUITS: "shdc";

# Input: an array of Card
def isStraight:
  sort_by(.face)
  | (.[0].face + 4 == .[4].face) 
    or (.[4].face == 14 and .[0].face == 2 and .[3].face == 5) ;

def isFlush:
  .[0].suit as $suit
  | all(.[]; .suit == $suit);

# Input: a string such as "2h 2d 2c kc qd"
def analyzeHand:
    (FACES | split("")) as $FACES
  | (SUITS | split("")) as $SUITS
  | ascii_downcase
  | split(" ")
  | unique
  | if length != 5 or
       any(length != 2 or
           (.[0:1] | IN($FACES[]) | not) or
           (.[1: ] | IN($SUITS[]) | not) )
    then "invalid"
    else [.[] as $s | Card(($FACES|index($s[0:1])) + 2; $s[1:]) ]
    | . as $cards
    | group_by(.face)
    | if length == 2
      then if any(length == 4) then "four-of-a-kind"
           else "full-house"
           end
      elif length == 3
      then if any(length == 3) then "three-of-a-kind"
           else "two-pairs"
           end
      elif length == 4
      then "one-pair"
      else ($cards|[isFlush, isStraight]) as [$flush, $straight]
      | if $flush and $straight then "straight-flush"
        elif $flush             then "flush"
        elif $straight          then "straight"
        else                         "high-card"
        end
      end
    end ;

def hands: [
    "2h 2d 2c kc qd",
    "2h 5h 7d 8c 9s",
    "ah 2d 3c 4c 5d",
    "2h 3h 2d 3c 3d",
    "2h 7h 2d 3c 3d",
    "2h 7h 7d 7c 7s",
    "th jh qh kh ah",
    "4h 4s ks 5d ts",
    "qc tc 7c 6c 4c",
    "ah ah 7c 6c 4c"
];

hands[]
| "\(.): \(analyzeHand)"
Output:
2h 2d 2c kc qd: three-of-a-kind
2h 5h 7d 8c 9s: high-card
ah 2d 3c 4c 5d: straight
2h 3h 2d 3c 3d: full-house
2h 7h 2d 3c 3d: two-pairs
2h 7h 7d 7c 7s: four-of-a-kind
th jh qh kh ah: straight-flush
4h 4s ks 5d ts: one-pair
qc tc 7c 6c 4c: flush
ah ah 7c 6c 4c: invalid

Julia

sorteddeck = [string(r) * s for s in "♣♦♥♠", r in "23456789TJQKA"]

cardlessthan(card1, card2) = indexin(x, sorteddeck)[1] < indexin(y, sorteddeck)[1]

decksort(d) = sort(d, lt=cardlessthan)

highestrank(d) = string(highestcard(d)[1])

function hasduplicate(d)
    s = sort(d)
    for i in 1:length(s)-1
        if s[i] == s[i+1]
            return true
        end
    end
    false
end

invalid(d) = !all(x -> x in sorteddeck, d) || hasduplicate(d)

function countranks(d)
    ranks = Dict()
    for c in d
        r = string(c[1])
        if !haskey(ranks, r)
            ranks[r] = 1
        else
            ranks[r] += 1
        end
    end
    ranks
end

function countsuits(d)
    suits = Dict()
    for c in d
        s = string(c[2])
        if !haskey(suits, s)
            suits[s] = 1
        else
            suits[s] += 1
        end
    end
    suits
end

const rankmodifiers = Dict("A" => 130, "K" => 120, "Q" => 110, "J" => 100, "T" => 90,
                    "9" => 80, "8" => 70, "7" => 60, "6" => 50, "5" => 40,
                    "4" => 30, "3" => 20, "2" => 10)

rank(card) = rankmodifiers[string(card[1])]

const suitmodifiers = Dict("♠" => 4, "♥" => 3, "♦" => 2, "♣" => 1)

suitrank(card) = suitmodifiers[string(card[2])]

function isstraight(ranksdict)
    v = collect(values(ranksdict))
    if maximum(v) != 1
        return false
    else
        s = sort(map(x->rankmodifiers[x], collect(keys(ranksdict))))
        if s == [10, 20, 30, 40, 130]  # aces low straight
            return true
        else
            for i in 1:length(s)-1
                if abs(s[i] - s[i+1]) > 10
                    return false
                end
            end
        end
    end
    true
end

highestsuit(suitsdict) = sort(collect(keys(suitsdict)), lt=(x,y)->suitsdict[x] < suitsdict[y])[end]

isflush(suitsdict) = length(collect(values(suitsdict))) == 1

isstraightflush(ranks, suits) = isstraight(ranks) && isflush(suits)

isfourofakind(ranksdict) = maximum(values(ranksdict)) == 4 ? true : false

isfullhouse(ranksdict) = sort(collect(values(ranksdict))) == [2, 3]

isthreeofakind(ranksdict) = maximum(values(ranksdict)) == 3 && !isfullhouse(ranksdict) ? true : false

istwopair(ranksdict) = sort(collect(values(ranksdict)))[end-1: end] == [2,2]

isonepair(ranksdict) = sort(collect(values(ranksdict)))[end-1: end] == [1,2]

ishighcard(ranks, suits) = maximum(values(ranks)) == 1 && !isflush(suits) && !isstraight(ranks)

function scorehand(d)
    suits = countsuits(d)
    ranks = countranks(d)
    if invalid(d)
        return "invalid"
    end
    if isstraightflush(ranks, suits) return "straight-flush"
    elseif isfourofakind(ranks)      return "four-of-a-kind"
    elseif isfullhouse(ranks)        return "full-house"
    elseif isflush(suits)            return "flush"
    elseif isstraight(ranks)         return "straight"
    elseif isthreeofakind(ranks)     return "three-of-a-kind"
    elseif istwopair(ranks)          return "two-pair"
    elseif isonepair(ranks)          return "one-pair"
    elseif ishighcard(ranks, suits)  return "high-card"
    end
end

const hands =  [["2♥", "2♦", "2♣", "K♣", "Q♦"], ["2♥", "5♥", "7♦", "8♣", "9♠"], 
   ["A♥", "2♦", "3♣", "4♣", "5♦"], ["2♥", "3♥", "2♦", "3♣", "3♦"],
   ["2♥", "7♥", "2♦", "3♣", "3♦"], ["2♥", "7♥", "7♦", "7♣", "7♠"],
   ["T♥", "J♥", "Q♥", "K♥", "A♥"], ["4♥", "4♠", "K♠", "5♦", "T♠"],
   ["Q♣", "T♣", "7♣", "6♣", "4♣"]]

for hand in hands
    println("Hand $hand is a ", scorehand(hand), " hand.")
end
Output:

Hand ["2♥", "2♦", "2♣", "K♣", "Q♦"] is a three-of-a-kind hand.
Hand ["2♥", "5♥", "7♦", "8♣", "9♠"] is a high-card hand.
Hand ["A♥", "2♦", "3♣", "4♣", "5♦"] is a straight hand.
Hand ["2♥", "3♥", "2♦", "3♣", "3♦"] is a full-house hand.
Hand ["2♥", "7♥", "2♦", "3♣", "3♦"] is a two-pair hand.
Hand ["2♥", "7♥", "7♦", "7♣", "7♠"] is a four-of-a-kind hand.
Hand ["T♥", "J♥", "Q♥", "K♥", "A♥"] is a straight-flush hand.
Hand ["4♥", "4♠", "K♠", "5♦", "T♠"] is a one-pair hand.
Hand ["Q♣", "T♣", "7♣", "6♣", "4♣"] is a flush hand.

Kotlin

Basic Version

// version 1.1.2

class Card(val face: Int, val suit: Char)

const val FACES = "23456789tjqka"
const val SUITS = "shdc"

fun isStraight(cards: List<Card>): Boolean {
    val sorted = cards.sortedBy { it.face }
    if (sorted[0].face + 4 == sorted[4].face) return true
    if (sorted[4].face == 14 && sorted[0].face == 2 && sorted[3].face == 5) return true 
    return false
}

fun isFlush(cards: List<Card>): Boolean {
    val suit = cards[0].suit
    if (cards.drop(1).all { it.suit == suit }) return true 
    return false
}

fun analyzeHand(hand: String): String {
    val h = hand.toLowerCase()
    val split = h.split(' ').filterNot { it == "" }.distinct()
    if (split.size != 5) return "invalid"
    val cards = mutableListOf<Card>()

    for (s in split) {
        if (s.length != 2) return "invalid"            
        val fIndex = FACES.indexOf(s[0])
        if (fIndex == -1) return "invalid"
        val sIndex = SUITS.indexOf(s[1])
        if (sIndex == -1) return "invalid"
        cards.add(Card(fIndex + 2, s[1]))
    } 
     
    val groups = cards.groupBy { it.face }
    when (groups.size) {
        2 -> {
            if (groups.any { it.value.size == 4 }) return "four-of-a-kind"
            return "full-house"
        }
        3 -> {
            if (groups.any { it.value.size == 3 }) return "three-of-a-kind"
            return "two-pair"
        }
        4 -> return "one-pair" 
        else -> {
            val flush = isFlush(cards)
            val straight = isStraight(cards)
            when {
                flush && straight -> return "straight-flush"
                flush             -> return "flush"
                straight          -> return "straight"
                else              -> return "high-card"
            }
        }
    } 
}    

fun main(args: Array<String>) {
    val hands = arrayOf(
        "2h 2d 2c kc qd",
        "2h 5h 7d 8c 9s",
        "ah 2d 3c 4c 5d",
        "2h 3h 2d 3c 3d",
        "2h 7h 2d 3c 3d",
        "2h 7h 7d 7c 7s",
        "th jh qh kh ah",
        "4h 4s ks 5d ts",
        "qc tc 7c 6c 4c",
        "ah ah 7c 6c 4c"
    )
    for (hand in hands) {
        println("$hand: ${analyzeHand(hand)}")
    }    
}
Output:
2h 2d 2c kc qd: three-of-a-kind
2h 5h 7d 8c 9s: high-card
ah 2d 3c 4c 5d: straight
2h 3h 2d 3c 3d: full-house
2h 7h 2d 3c 3d: two-pair
2h 7h 7d 7c 7s: four-of-a-kind
th jh qh kh ah: straight-flush
4h 4s ks 5d ts: one-pair
qc tc 7c 6c 4c: flush
ah ah 7c 6c 4c: invalid

Extra Credit Version

// version 1.1.2

class Card(val face: Int, val suit: Char)

fun isStraight(cards: List<Card>, jokers: Int): Boolean {
    val sorted = cards.sortedBy { it.face }
    when (jokers) {
        0    -> {
            if (sorted[0].face + 4 == sorted[4].face) return true
            if (sorted[4].face == 14 && sorted[3].face == 5) return true 
            return false
        }
        1    -> {
            if (sorted[0].face + 3 == sorted[3].face) return true
            if (sorted[0].face + 4 == sorted[3].face) return true
            if (sorted[3].face == 14 && sorted[2].face == 4) return true 
            if (sorted[3].face == 14 && sorted[2].face == 5) return true
            return false 
        }
        else -> {
            if (sorted[0].face + 2 == sorted[2].face) return true
            if (sorted[0].face + 3 == sorted[2].face) return true
            if (sorted[0].face + 4 == sorted[2].face) return true
            if (sorted[2].face == 14 && sorted[1].face == 3) return true 
            if (sorted[2].face == 14 && sorted[1].face == 4) return true
            if (sorted[2].face == 14 && sorted[1].face == 5) return true
            return false 
        }
    }  
}

fun isFlush(cards: List<Card>): Boolean {
    val sorted = cards.sortedBy { it.face }
    val suit = sorted[0].suit
    if (sorted.drop(1).all { it.suit == suit || it.suit == 'j' }) return true 
    return false
}

fun analyzeHand(hand: String): String {
    val split = hand.split(' ').filterNot { it == "" }.distinct()
    if (split.size != 5) return "invalid"
    val cards = mutableListOf<Card>()
    var jokers = 0
    for (s in split) {
        if (s.length != 2) return "invalid"
        val cp = s.codePointAt(0)
        val card = when (cp) {
             0x1f0a1 -> Card(14, 's')
             0x1f0b1 -> Card(14, 'h')
             0x1f0c1 -> Card(14, 'd')
             0x1f0d1 -> Card(14, 'c')
             0x1f0cf -> { jokers++; Card(15, 'j') }  // black joker
             0x1f0df -> { jokers++; Card(16, 'j') }  // white joker  
             in 0x1f0a2..0x1f0ab -> Card(cp - 0x1f0a0, 's')
             in 0x1f0ad..0x1f0ae -> Card(cp - 0x1f0a1, 's')
             in 0x1f0b2..0x1f0bb -> Card(cp - 0x1f0b0, 'h')
             in 0x1f0bd..0x1f0be -> Card(cp - 0x1f0b1, 'h')
             in 0x1f0c2..0x1f0cb -> Card(cp - 0x1f0c0, 'd')
             in 0x1f0cd..0x1f0ce -> Card(cp - 0x1f0c1, 'd')
             in 0x1f0d2..0x1f0db -> Card(cp - 0x1f0d0, 'c')
             in 0x1f0dd..0x1f0de -> Card(cp - 0x1f0d1, 'c')
             else                -> Card(0, 'j') // invalid 
        }
        if (card.face == 0) return "invalid"
        cards.add(card)
    } 
     
    val groups = cards.groupBy { it.face }
    when (groups.size) {
        2 -> {
            if (groups.any { it.value.size == 4 }) {
                return when (jokers) {
                    0    -> "four-of-a-kind"
                    else -> "five-of-a-kind"
                }
            }
            return "full-house"
        }
        3 -> {
            if (groups.any { it.value.size == 3 }) {
                return when (jokers) {
                    0    -> "three-of-a-kind"
                    1    -> "four-of-a-kind"
                    else -> "five-of-a-kind"
                }
            } 
            return if (jokers == 0) "two-pair" else "full-house"
        }
        4 -> return when (jokers) {
                    0    -> "one-pair"
                    1    -> "three-of-a-kind"
                    else -> "four-of-a-kind"
             }
        else -> {
            val flush = isFlush(cards) 
            val straight = isStraight(cards,jokers)
            when {
                flush && straight -> return "straight-flush"
                flush             -> return "flush"
                straight          -> return "straight"
                else              -> return if (jokers == 0) "high-card" else "one-pair"
            }
        }
    } 
}    

fun main(args: Array<String>) {
    val hands = arrayOf(
        "🃏 🃂 🂢 🂮 🃍",
        "🃏 🂵 🃇 🂨 🃉",
        "🃏 🃂 🂣 🂤 🂥",
        "🃏 🂳 🃂 🂣 🃃",
        "🃏 🂷 🃂 🂣 🃃",
        "🃏 🂷 🃇 🂧 🃗",
        "🃏 🂻 🂽 🂾 🂱",
        "🃏 🃔 🃞 🃅 🂪",
        "🃏 🃞 🃗 🃖 🃔",
        "🃏 🃂 🃟 🂤 🂥",
        "🃏 🃍 🃟 🂡 🂪",
        "🃏 🃍 🃟 🃁 🃊",
        "🃏 🃂 🂢 🃟 🃍",
        "🃏 🃂 🂢 🃍 🃍",
        "🃂 🃞 🃍 🃁 🃊"
    )
    for (hand in hands) {
        println("$hand : ${analyzeHand(hand)}")
    }    
}
Output:
🃏 🃂 🂢 🂮 🃍 : three-of-a-kind
🃏 🂵 🃇 🂨 🃉 : straight
🃏 🃂 🂣 🂤 🂥 : straight
🃏 🂳 🃂 🂣 🃃 : four-of-a-kind
🃏 🂷 🃂 🂣 🃃 : three-of-a-kind
🃏 🂷 🃇 🂧 🃗 : five-of-a-kind
🃏 🂻 🂽 🂾 🂱 : straight-flush
🃏 🃔 🃞 🃅 🂪 : one-pair
🃏 🃞 🃗 🃖 🃔 : flush
🃏 🃂 🃟 🂤 🂥 : straight
🃏 🃍 🃟 🂡 🂪 : straight
🃏 🃍 🃟 🃁 🃊 : straight-flush
🃏 🃂 🂢 🃟 🃍 : four-of-a-kind
🃏 🃂 🂢 🃍 🃍 : invalid
🃂 🃞 🃍 🃁 🃊 : high-card

Liberty Basic

Works with: LB Booster
NoMainWin
WindowWidth=900
WindowHeight=720
BackgroundColor$ =  "191 191 255" ' buttonface default
Global Deck, MaxDecks

StaticText #1.Debug "", 0, 0, 600, 20
StaticText #1.StaticText "Ten Decks of Poker Hands", 50, 50, 3000, 40
Button #1.Deal "Deal", [Start], UL, 700, 180, 80, 40
Button #1.TenThousand "10,000", [TenThousand],  UL, 700, 250, 80, 40
Button #1.Stats "History", ShowStats, UL, 700, 320, 80, 40
Button #1.Quit "Quit", Quit, UL, 700, 390, 80, 40
TextEditor #1.TextEditor 50, 100, 600, 500

open "POKER HANDS" for dialog as #1
#1 "TrapClose Quit"
#1 "Font Ariel 12 Bold"
#1.StaticText "!Font Ariel 16 Bold"
#1.TextEditor "!Font Courier_New 14 Bold"
if not(exists("Poker Hands.txt")) then #1.Stats "!Disable"
MaxDecks=10
wait

[TenThousand]
TenThousand = 1
[Start]
if TenThousand then
    MaxDecks=10000
    #1.TextEditor "!Hide"
    #1.Deal "!Hide"
     #1.TenThousand "!Hide"
     #1.Stats "!Hide"
     #1.Quit "!Hide"
     #1.StaticText "Ten Thousand Decks of Poker Hands"
end if
Deck += 1
if TenThousand then #1.Debug Str$(Deck)
if Deck>MaxDecks then Deck -= 1: call Quit
#1.TextEditor "!cls"
call ShuffleDeck 0
'call TestDeck
NextCard=1
for y=1 to 10
    for x=1 to 5
        y$ = A$(NextCard)
        B$(x) = ConvertHiCard$(y$)
        NextCard += 1
    next x
    sort B$(), 1, 5
    for x=NextCard-5 to NextCard-1
        #1.TextEditor A$(x)+"  ";
    next x
    #1.TextEditor "    ";
    
    Values$="" 'determine high value of hand
    for x=1 to 5
    Values$ = Values$ + left$(B$(x),1)
    next x
    HiValue$ = RealValue$(right$(Values$,1))

    z=0: Flush=0: Straight=0: Royal=0: FourKind=0
    ThreeKind=0: Pair=0: TwoPair=0: FullHouse=0
    if Flush() then Flush=1
    x = Straight()
    if x then Straight=1: if x=9 then Royal=1
    z$ = Kind$()
    Value$ = RealValue$(right$(z$,1))
    z=val(left$(z$, len(z$)-1))
    if z=41 then FourKind=1
    if z=32 then FullHouse=1
    if z=31 then ThreeKind=1
    if z=22 then TwoPair=1
    if z=21 then Pair=1
    
    select case
        case Straight and Royal and Flush: #1.TextEditor "Royal Flush": Stats(1) += 1
        case Straight and Flush: #1.TextEditor "Straight Flush, " + HiValue$ + " high": Stats(2) += 1
        case FourKind: #1.TextEditor "Four of a kind, " + Value$ + "s": Stats(3) += 1
        case FullHouse: #1.TextEditor "Full House, " + Value$ + "s high": Stats(4) += 1
        case Flush: #1.TextEditor "Flush, " + HiValue$ + " high": Stats(5) += 1
        case Straight: #1.TextEditor "Straight, " + HiValue$ + " high": Stats(6) += 1
        case ThreeKind: #1.TextEditor "Three of a kind, " + Value$ + "s": Stats(7) += 1
        case TwoPair: #1.TextEditor "Two Pair, " + Value$ + " high": Stats(8) += 1
        case Pair: #1.TextEditor "Pair " + Value$ + "s": Stats(9) += 1
        case else: #1.TextEditor HiValue$ + " high"
    end select
next y
#1.TextEditor ""
#1.TextEditor "Deck #" + str$(Deck)
if TenThousand then goto [Start] else wait

function RealValue$(Value$)
    select case Value$
        case "A": RealValue$="T"
        case "B": RealValue$="J"
        case "C": RealValue$="Q"
        case "D": RealValue$="K"
        case "E":  RealValue$="A"
        case else: RealValue$=Value$
    end select
end function

sub SaveStats Deck
    Stats(0) = 10*Deck
    if not(exists("Poker Hands.txt")) then
        open "Poker Hands.txt" for output as #2
        for x=0 to 9
            print #2 Stats(x)
        next
        close #2
        #1.Stats "!Enable"
    else
        open "Poker Hands.txt" for input as #2
        for x=0 to 9
            input #2 History(x)
        next
        close #2
        for x=0 to 9
            History(x) += Stats(x)
        next
        open "Poker Hands.txt" for output as #2
        for x=0 to 9
            print #2 History(x)
        next
        close #2    
    end if
end sub

sub ShowStats
    if exists("Poker Hands.txt") then
        open "Poker Hands.txt" for input as #2
        for x=0 to 9
            input #2 History(x)
        next
        close #2
        #1.TextEditor "!cls"
        
        for x=1 to 9
            Total += History(x)
        next x
        Nothing = History(0) - Total

        for x=0 to 9
            #1.TextEditor using("###,### ", History(x));
            select case x
                case 0:  #1.TextEditor "hands               "
                case 1:  #1.TextEditor "royal flush      " + using("##.# %", History(x)/History(0)*100)
                case 2:  #1.TextEditor "straight flush   " + using("##.# %", History(x)/History(0)*100)
                case 3:  #1.TextEditor "four of a kind   " + using("##.# %", History(x)/History(0)*100)
                case 4:  #1.TextEditor "full house       " + using("##.# %", History(x)/History(0)*100)
                case 5:  #1.TextEditor "flush            " + using("##.# %", History(x)/History(0)*100)
                case 6:  #1.TextEditor "straight         " + using("##.# %", History(x)/History(0)*100)
                case 7:  #1.TextEditor "three of a kind  " + using("##.# %", History(x)/History(0)*100)
                case 8:  #1.TextEditor "two pair         " + using("##.# %", History(x)/History(0)*100)
                case 9:  #1.TextEditor "pair             " + using("##.# %", History(x)/History(0)*100)
            end select
        next
    #1.TextEditor using("###,### ", Nothing) + "nothing         " + using("###.# %", Nothing/History(0)*100)
    end if
end sub

function Kind$()
    for x=1 to 5
        C$(x) = left$(B$(x), 1)
    next x
    if C$(1) = C$(2) then 'check for Lo4
        Lo2=1
         if C$(2) = C$(3) then
            Lo2=0: Lo3=1
            if C$(3) = C$(4) then
                Lo3=0: Kind$="41" + left$(C$(4),1): exit function
            end if
        end if
    end if
    
    if C$(5) = C$(4) then 'check for Hi4
        Hi2=1
         if C$(4) = C$(3) then
            Hi2=0: Hi3=1
            if C$(3) = C$(2) then
                Hi3=0: Kind$="41" + left$(C$(5),1): exit function
            end if
        end if
    end if
    
    if Lo3 then 'check for Full House and 3Kind
        if C$(4) = C$(5) then
            Kind$="32" + left$(C$(3),1): exit function
        else
            Kind$="31" + left$(C$(3),1): exit function
        end if
    end if
    if Hi3 then
        if C$(1) = C$(2) then
            Kind$="32" + left$(C$(5),1): exit function
        else
            Kind$="31" + left$(C$(5),1): exit function
        end if
    end if
    if C$(2) = C$(3) and C$(3) = C$(4) then 'Mid3
        Kind$="31" + left$(C$(4),1): exit function
    end if
    
    if Lo2 and Hi2 then 'check for pairs
        Kind$="22" + left$(C$(5),1): exit function
    end if
    if Lo2 and (C$(3)=C$(4)) then
        Kind$="22" + left$(C$(4),1): exit function
    end if
    if Hi2 and (C$(3)=C$(2)) then
        Kind$="22" + left$(C$(5),1): exit function
    end if
    
    if Lo2 then Kind$="21" + left$(C$(2),1)
    if Hi2 then Kind$="21" + left$(C$(5),1)
    if C$(2)=C$(3) then Kind$="21" + left$(C$(3),1)
    if C$(3)=C$(4) then Kind$="21" + left$(C$(4),1)
end function

function Straight()
    Order$="23456789ABCDEF"
    for x=1 to 5
        Ranks$ = Ranks$ + left$(B$(x), 1)
    next x
    x = instr(Order$, Ranks$)
    if x then Straight=x
end function

function Flush()
    Flush=1
    for x=1 to 5
        Suits$ = Suits$ + right$(B$(x), 1)
    next x
    for x=2 to 5
        if mid$(Suits$, x,  1) <> left$(Suits$, 1) then Flush=0: exit function
    next x
end function

sub ShuffleDeck Jokers
    Jokers = int(abs(Jokers)): if Jokers>4 then Jokers=4
    Size=52 + Jokers
    dim CardDeck$(Size+10,1), A$(Size+10) 'Open new card deck
[Start]
    for x=1 to Size
        CardDeck$(x,0) = "99"
    next x

    for x=1 to Size
    1  y=RandomNumber(1,Size)
        if CardDeck$(y,0)="99" then CardDeck$(y,0)=str$(x) else goto 1
    next x

    for x=1 to Size 'Examine shuffled deck
        if CardDeck$(x,0)=str$(x) then z = 1: exit for
    next x
    if z then z=0: goto [Start]
    for x=1 to Size 'Save shuffled deck
        A$(x) = CardFace$(val(CardDeck$(x,0)))
    next x
    A$(0) = str$(Size)
end sub

function CardFace$(n)
    select case n
         case 1: CardFace$="AD"
         case 2: CardFace$="2D"
         case 3: CardFace$="3D"
         case 4: CardFace$="4D"
         case 5: CardFace$="5D"
         case 6: CardFace$="6D"
         case 7: CardFace$="7D"
         case 8: CardFace$="8D"
         case 9: CardFace$="9D"
         case 10: CardFace$="TD"
         case 11: CardFace$="JD"
         case 12: CardFace$="QD"
         case 13: CardFace$="KD"
         case 14: CardFace$="AC"
         case 15: CardFace$="2C"
         case 16: CardFace$="3C"
         case 17: CardFace$="4C"
         case 18: CardFace$="5C"
         case 19: CardFace$="6C"
         case 20: CardFace$="7C"
         case 21: CardFace$="8C"
         case 22: CardFace$="9C"
         case 23: CardFace$="TC"
         case 24: CardFace$="JC"
         case 25: CardFace$="QC"
         case 26: CardFace$="KC"
         case 27: CardFace$="AH"
         case 28: CardFace$="2H"
         case 29: CardFace$="3H"
         case 30: CardFace$="4H"
         case 31: CardFace$="5H"
         case 32: CardFace$="6H"
         case 33: CardFace$="7H"
         case 34: CardFace$="8H"
         case 35: CardFace$="9H"
         case 36: CardFace$="TH"
         case 37: CardFace$="JH"
         case 38: CardFace$="QH"
         case 39: CardFace$="KH"
         case 40: CardFace$="AS"
         case 41: CardFace$="2S"
         case 42: CardFace$="3S"
         case 43: CardFace$="4S"
         case 44: CardFace$="5S"
         case 45: CardFace$="6S"
         case 46: CardFace$="7S"
         case 47: CardFace$="8S"
         case 48: CardFace$="9S"
         case 49: CardFace$="TS"
         case 50: CardFace$="JS"
         case 51: CardFace$="QS"
         case 52: CardFace$="KS"
         case 53: CardFace$="X1"
         case 54: CardFace$="X2"
         case 55: CardFace$="X3"
         case 56: CardFace$="X4"
     end select                  
end function

function RandomNumber(a, b)
    smaller = min(a, b)
    range = abs(int(a-b))+1
    if range < 1 then exit function
    r = int(rnd()*range)
    RandomNumber = r + smaller
end function

function ConvertHiCard$(Card$)
    select case left$(Card$,1)
        case "T": left$(Card$,1)="A"
        case "J": left$(Card$,1)="B"
        case "Q": left$(Card$,1)="C"
        case "K": left$(Card$,1)="D"
        case "A": left$(Card$,1)="E"
        case "X": left$(Card$,1)="F"
    end select
    ConvertHiCard$ = Card$
end function

sub TestDeck
    data KD, KC, KS, AH, AS ' full house
    data 6D, 6C, 6S, 6H, 8H ' four of a kind (io)
    data 2D, 4S, 4C, TH, TD ' two pair
    data 4H, 5H, 6H, 7H, 8H ' straight flush
    data 9S, QD, QC, QH, 3D ' three of a kind
    data 6H, 7D, 8C, 9C, TS ' straight
    data TH, AH, AS, AC, AD ' four of a kind (hI)
    data 3S, 5S, 7S, 9S, JS ' flush
    data  AD, KD, QD, JD, TD ' royal flush
    data 2C, 2D, 3H, 4S, 5C ' one pair
    dim A$(50)
    for x=1 to 50
        read A$(x)
    next x
end sub

function exists(FileName$)
    files "", FileName$, FileDir$()
    FileCount$ = FileDir$(0, 0)
    exists = val(FileCount$)
end function

sub Quit
    if Deck = MaxDecks then call SaveStats Deck
    close #1
    end
end sub
Output:
JH  8C  8S  TH  KC      Pair 8s
9C  JS  3S  5D  3D      Pair 3s
TD  QH  6S  TS  AD      Pair Ts
AH  9D  KD  3H  AC      Pair As
QS  6D  JC  QD  2H      Pair Qs
4H  2D  5S  4C  JD      Pair 4s
KH  6C  4S  7C  5H      K high
3C  7D  8D  4D  7H      Pair 7s
9S  2S  7S  9H  6H      Pair 9s
AS  QC  5C  TC  2C      A high

Deck #1


Lua

-- Check whether t is a valid poker hand
function valid (t)
    if #t ~= 5 then return false end
    for k, v in pairs(t) do
        for key, card in pairs(t) do
            if  v.value == card.value and
                v.suit == card.suit and
                k ~= key
            then
                return false
            end
        end
    end
    return true
end

-- Return numerical value of a single card
function cardValue (card)
    local val = card:sub(1, -2)
    local n = tonumber(val)
    if n then return n end
    if val == "j" then return 11 end
    if val == "q" then return 12 end
    if val == "k" then return 13 end
    if val == "a" then return 1 end
    error("Invalid card value: " .. val)
end

-- Detect whether hand t is a straight
function straight (t)
    table.sort(t, function (a, b) return a.value < b.value end)
    local ace, thisValue, lastValue = false
    for i = 2, #t do
        thisValue, lastValue = t[i].value, t[i-1].value
        if lastValue == 1 then ace = i - 1 end
        if thisValue ~= lastValue + 1 then
            if ace then
                t[ace].value = 14
                return straight(t)
            else
                return false
            end
        end
    end
    return true
end

-- Detect whether hand t is a flush
function isFlush (t)
    local suit = t[1].suit
    for card = 2, #t do
        if t[card].suit ~= suit then return false end
    end
    return true
end

-- Return a table of the count of each card value in hand t
function countValues (t)
    local countTab, maxCount = {}, 0
    for k, v in pairs(t) do
        if countTab[v.value] then
            countTab[v.value] = countTab[v.value] + 1
        else
            countTab[v.value] = 1
        end
    end
    return countTab
end

-- Find the highest value in t
function highestCount (t)
    local maxCount = 0
    for k, v in pairs(t) do
        if v > maxCount then maxCount = v end
    end
    return maxCount
end

-- Detect full-house and two-pair using the value counts in t
function twoTypes (t)
    local threes, twos = 0, 0
    for k, v in pairs(t) do
        if v == 3 then threes = threes + 1 end
        if v == 2 then twos = twos + 1 end
    end
    return threes, twos
end

-- Return the rank of a poker hand represented as a string
function rank (cards)
    local hand = {}
    for card in cards:gmatch("%S+") do
        table.insert(hand, {value = cardValue(card), suit = card:sub(-1, -1)})
    end
    if not valid(hand) then return "invalid" end
    local st, fl = straight(hand), isFlush(hand)
    if st and fl then return "straight-flush" end
    local valCount = countValues(hand)
    local highCount = highestCount(valCount)
    if highCount == 4 then return "four-of-a-kind" end
    local n3, n2 = twoTypes(valCount)
    if n3 == 1 and n2 == 1 then return "full-house" end
    if fl then return "flush" end
    if st then return "straight" end
    if highCount == 3 then return "three-of-a-kind" end
    if n3 == 0 and n2 == 2 then return "two-pair" end
    if highCount == 2 then return "one-pair" end
    return "high-card"
end

-- Main procedure
local testCases = {
    "2h 2d 2c kc qd", -- three-of-a-kind
    "2h 5h 7d 8c 9s", -- high-card
    "ah 2d 3c 4c 5d", -- straight
    "2h 3h 2d 3c 3d", -- full-house
    "2h 7h 2d 3c 3d", -- two-pair
    "2h 7h 7d 7c 7s", -- four-of-a-kind 
    "10h jh qh kh ah",-- straight-flush
    "4h 4s ks 5d 10s",-- one-pair
    "qc 10c 7c 6c 4c" -- flush
}
for _, case in pairs(testCases) do print(case, ": " .. rank(case)) end
Output:
2h 2d 2c kc qd  : three-of-a-kind
2h 5h 7d 8c 9s  : high-card
ah 2d 3c 4c 5d  : straight
2h 3h 2d 3c 3d  : full-house
2h 7h 2d 3c 3d  : two-pair
2h 7h 7d 7c 7s  : four-of-a-kind
10h jh qh kh ah : straight-flush
4h 4s ks 5d 10s : one-pair
qc 10c 7c 6c 4c : flush

Nim

import algorithm, sequtils, strutils, tables, unicode

type

  Suit* = enum ♠, ♥, ♦, ♣
  Face* {.pure.} = enum
    Ace = (1, "a")
    Two = (2, "2")
    Three = (3, "3")
    Four = (4, "4")
    Five = (5, "5")
    Six = (6, "6")
    Seven = (7, "7")
    Eight = (8, "8")
    Nine = (9, "9")
    Ten = (10, "10")
    Jack = (11, "j")
    Queen = (12, "q")
    King = (13, "k")

  Card* = tuple[face: Face; suit: Suit]
  Hand* = array[5, Card]

  HandValue {.pure.} = enum
    Invalid = "invalid"
    StraightFlush = "straight-flush"
    FourOfAKind = "four-of-a-kind"
    FullHouse = "full-house"
    Flush = "flush"
    Straight = "straight"
    ThreeOfAKind = "three-of-a-kind"
    TwoPair = "two-pair"
    OnePair = "one-pair"
    HighCard = "high-card"

  CardError = object of ValueError


proc toCard(cardStr: string): Card =
  ## Convert a card string to a Card.
  var runes = cardStr.toRunes
  let suitStr = $(runes.pop())  # Extract the suit.
  let faceStr = $runes          # Take what’s left as the face.
  try:
    result.face = parseEnum[Face](faceStr)
  except ValueError:
    raise newException(CardError, "wrong face: " & faceStr)
  try:
    result.suit = parseEnum[Suit](suitStr)
  except ValueError:
    raise newException(CardError, "wrong suit: " & suitStr)


proc value(hand: openArray[Card]): HandValue =
  ## Return the value of a hand.

  doAssert hand.len == 5, "Hand must have five cards."

  var
    cards: seq[Card]          # The cards.
    faces: CountTable[Face]   # Count faces.
    suits: CountTable[Suit]   # Count suits.

  for card in hand:
    if card in cards: return Invalid    # Duplicate card.
    cards.add card
    faces.inc card.face
    suits.inc card.suit

  faces.sort()  # Greatest counts first.
  suits.sort()  # Greatest counts first.
  cards.sort()  # Smallest faces first.

  # Check faces.
  for face, count in faces:
    case count
    of 4:
      return FourOfAKind
    of 3:
      result = ThreeOfAKind
    of 2:
      if result == ThreeOfAKind: return FullHouse
      if result == OnePair: return TwoPair
      result = OnePair
    else:
      if result != Invalid: return

  # Search straight.
  result = Straight
  let start = if cards[0].face == Ace and cards[4].face == King: 2 else: 1
  for n in start..4:
    if cards[n].face != succ(cards[n - 1].face):
      result = HighCard   # No straight.
      break

  # Check suits.
  if suits.len == 1:   # A single suit.
    result = if result == Straight: StraightFlush else: Flush


proc `$`(card: Card): string =
  ## Return the representation of a card.
  var val = 0x1F0A0 + ord(card.suit) * 0x10 + ord(card.face)
  if card.face >= Queen: inc val    # Skip Knight.
  result = $Rune(val)



when isMainModule:

  const HandStrings = ["2♥ 2♦ 2♣ k♣ q♦",
                       "2♥ 5♥ 7♦ 8♣ 9♠",
                       "a♥ 2♦ 3♣ 4♣ 5♦",
                       "2♥ 3♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦",
                       "2♥ 7♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦",
                       "2♥ 7♥ 7♦ 7♣ 7♠",
                       "10♥ j♥ q♥ k♥ a♥",
                       "4♥ 4♠ k♠ 5♦ 10♠",
                       "q♣ 10♣ 7♣ 6♣ 4♣",
                       "4♥ 4♣ 4♥ 4♠ 4♦"]

  for handString in HandStrings:
    let hand = handString.split(' ').map(toCard)
    echo hand.map(`$`).join("  "), "  → ", hand.value
Output:
🂲  🃂  🃒  🃞  🃍  → three-of-a-kind
🂲  🂵  🃇  🃘  🂩  → high-card
🂱  🃂  🃓  🃔  🃅  → straight
🂲  🂳  🃂  🃓  🃃  → full-house
🂲  🂷  🃂  🃓  🃃  → two-pair
🂲  🂷  🃇  🃗  🂧  → four-of-a-kind
🂺  🂻  🂽  🂾  🂱  → straight-flush
🂴  🂤  🂮  🃅  🂪  → one-pair
🃝  🃚  🃗  🃖  🃔  → flush
🂴  🃔  🂴  🂤  🃄  → invalid

Perl

I dont like jokers. Instead I decided to give hands proper names. For example, "Kings full of Tens" rather than just "full-house".

use strict;
use warnings;
use utf8;
use feature 'say';
use open qw<:encoding(utf-8) :std>;
 
package Hand {
    sub describe {
        my $str = pop;
        my $hand = init($str);
        return "$str: INVALID" if !$hand;
        return analyze($hand);
    }
 
    sub init {
        (my $str = lc shift) =~ tr/234567891jqka♥♦♣♠//cd;
        return if $str !~ m/\A (?: [234567891jqka] [♥♦♣♠] ){5} \z/x;
        for (my ($i, $cnt) = (0, 0); $i < 10; $i += 2, $cnt = 0) {
            my $try = substr $str, $i, 2;
            ++$cnt while $str =~ m/$try/g;
            return if $cnt > 1;
        }
        my $suits = $str =~ tr/234567891jqka//dr;
        my $ranks = $str =~ tr/♥♦♣♠//dr;
        return {
            hand  => $str,
            suits => $suits,
            ranks => $ranks,
        };
    }
 
    sub analyze {
        my $hand = shift;
        my @ranks = split //, $hand->{ranks};
        my %cards;
        for (@ranks) {
            $_ = 10, next if $_ eq '1';
            $_ = 11, next if $_ eq 'j';
            $_ = 12, next if $_ eq 'q';
            $_ = 13, next if $_ eq 'k';
            $_ = 14, next if $_ eq 'a';
        } continue {
            ++$cards{ $_ };
        }
        my $kicker = 0;
        my (@pairs, $set, $quads, $straight, $flush);
 
        while (my ($card, $count) = each %cards) {
            if ($count == 1) {
                $kicker = $card if $kicker < $card;
            }
            elsif ($count == 2) {
                push @pairs, $card;
            }
            elsif ($count == 3) {
                $set = $card;
            }
            elsif ($count == 4) {
                $quads = $card;
            }
            else {
                die "Five of a kind? Cheater!\n";
            }
        }
        $flush    = 1 if $hand->{suits} =~ m/\A (.) \1 {4}/x;
        $straight = check_straight(@ranks);
        return get_high($kicker, \@pairs, $set, $quads, $straight, $flush,);
    }
 
    sub check_straight {
        my $sequence = join ' ', sort { $a <=> $b } @_;
        return 1       if index('2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14', $sequence) != -1;
        return 'wheel' if index('2 3 4 5 14 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13', $sequence) ==  0;
        return undef;
    }
 
    sub get_high {
        my ($kicker, $pairs, $set, $quads, $straight, $flush) = @_;
        $kicker = to_s($kicker, 's');
        return 'straight-flush: Royal Flush!'
            if $straight && $flush && $kicker eq 'Ace' && $straight ne 'wheel';
        return "straight-flush: Steel Wheel!"
            if $straight && $flush && $straight eq 'wheel';
        return "straight-flush: $kicker high"
            if $straight && $flush;
        return 'four-of-a-kind: '. to_s($quads, 'p')
            if $quads;
        return 'full-house: '. to_s($set, 'p') .' full of '. to_s($pairs->[0], 'p')
            if $set && @$pairs;
        return "flush: $kicker high"
            if $flush;
        return 'straight: Wheel!'
            if $straight && $straight eq 'wheel';
        return "straight: $kicker high"
            if $straight;
        return 'three-of-a-kind: '. to_s($set, 'p')
            if $set;
        return 'two-pairs: '. to_s($pairs->[0], 'p') .' and '. to_s($pairs->[1], 'p')
            if @$pairs == 2;
        return 'one-pair: '. to_s($pairs->[0], 'p')
            if @$pairs == 1;
        return "high-card: $kicker";
    }
 
    my %to_str = (
         2 => 'Two',    3 => 'Three', 4 => 'Four',  5 => 'Five', 6 => 'Six',
         7 => 'Seven',  8 => 'Eight', 9 => 'Nine', 10 => 'Ten', 11 => 'Jack',
        12 => 'Queen', 13 => 'King', 14 => 'Ace',
    );
    my %to_str_diffs = (2 => 'Deuces', 6 => 'Sixes',);
 
    sub to_s {
        my ($num, $verb) = @_;
        # verb is 'singular' or 'plural' (or 's' or 'p')
        if ($verb =~ m/\A p/xi) {
            return $to_str_diffs{ $num } if $to_str_diffs{ $num };
            return $to_str{ $num } .'s';
        }
        return $to_str{ $num };
    }
}
 
my @cards = (
    '10♥ j♥  q♥ k♥ a♥',
    '2♥  3♥  4♥ 5♥ a♥',
    '2♥  2♣  2♦ 3♣ 2♠',
    '10♥ K♥  K♦ K♣ 10♦',
    'q♣  10♣ 7♣ 6♣ 3♣',
    '5♣  10♣ 7♣ 6♣ 4♣',
    '9♥  10♥ q♥ k♥ j♣',
    'a♥  a♣  3♣ 4♣ 5♦',
    '2♥  2♦  2♣ k♣ q♦',
    '6♥  7♥  6♦ j♣ j♦',
    '2♥  6♥  2♦ 3♣ 3♦',
    '7♥  7♠  k♠ 3♦ 10♠',
    '4♥  4♠  k♠ 2♦ 10♠',
    '2♥  5♥  j♦ 8♣ 9♠',
    '2♥  5♥  7♦ 8♣ 9♠',
    'a♥  a♥  3♣ 4♣ 5♦', # INVALID: duplicate aces
);
 
say Hand::describe($_) for @cards;
Output:
straight-flush: Royal Flush!
straight-flush: Steel Wheel!
four-of-a-kind: Deuces
full-house: Kings full of Tens
flush: Queen high
flush: Ten high
straight: King high
one-pair: Aces
three-of-a-kind: Deuces
two-pairs: Sixes and Jacks
two-pairs: Threes and Deuces
one-pair: Sevens
one-pair: Fours
high-card: Jack
high-card: Nine
a♥  a♥  3♣ 4♣ 5♦: INVALID

Phix

Woke up this morning with a neat idea for detecting straights, though jokers messed it up a bit.
Uses an ad-hoc ranking system/tie breaker, not recommended for use in tournaments! Displays hands best-first.
Note: I have left a copy of this in demo\HelloUTF8.exw to prove it works, but non-ascii on a Windows console is not Phix's forte.
For an(other) example of using the unicode card characters see Playing_cards#Phix

Library: Phix/online

You can run this online here.

with javascript_semantics
function poker(string hand)
    hand = substitute(hand,"10","t")
    sequence cards = split(hand)
    if length(cards)!=5 then return "invalid hand" end if
    sequence ranks = repeat(0,13),
             suits = repeat(0,4)
    integer jokers = 0
    for i=1 to length(cards) do
        sequence ci = utf8_to_utf32(cards[i])
        if ci="joker" then
            jokers += 1
            if jokers>2 then return "invalid hand" end if
        else
            if length(ci)!=2 then return "invalid hand" end if
            integer rank = find(lower(ci[1]),"23456789tjqka")
            integer suit = find(ci[2],utf8_to_utf32("♥♣♦♠"))
            if rank=0 or suit=0 then return "invalid hand" end if
            ranks[rank] += 1
            suits[suit] += 1
        end if
    end for
    integer straight = match({1,1,1,1,1},ranks) 
    if not straight then 
        straight = sort(deep_copy(ranks))[$]=1 and match({0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0},ranks)
    end if
    integer _flush = (max(suits)+jokers = 5)
    integer _pairs = max(ranks)+jokers
    integer pair = find(2,ranks)
    integer full_house = _pairs=3 and pair and (jokers=0 or find(2,ranks,pair+1))
    integer two_pair = find(2,ranks,pair+1)
    integer high_card = rfind(1,sq_ne(ranks,0))+1
    if jokers and _pairs=jokers+1 then
        straight = 1
        integer k = find(1,ranks), j = jokers
        for l=k to min(k+5-j,13) do
            if ranks[l]=0 then
                if j=0 then
                    straight = 0
                    exit
                end if
                j -= 1
            end if
        end for
        if straight and j then
            high_card = min(high_card+j,14)
        end if
    elsif straight and ranks[1]!=0 then 
        high_card = find(0,ranks)
    end if
    if _pairs=5             then return {10,"five of a kind", find(5-jokers,ranks)+1} end if
    if straight and _flush  then return {9,"straight flush", high_card} end if
    if _pairs=4             then return {8,"four of a kind", find(4-jokers,ranks)+1} end if
    if full_house           then return {7,"full house", find(3-jokers,ranks)+1} end if
    if _flush               then return {6,"flush", high_card} end if
    if straight             then return {5,"straight", high_card} end if
    if _pairs=3             then return {4,"three of a kind", find(3-jokers,ranks)+1} end if
    if pair and two_pair    then return {3,"two pair", two_pair+1} end if
    if pair                 then return {2,"one pair", pair+1} end if
    if jokers               then return {2,"one pair", high_card} end if
                                 return {1,"high card",high_card}
end function
 
sequence hands = {{0,"2♥ 2♦ 2♣ k♣ q♦"},
                  {0,"2♥ 5♥ 7♦ 8♣ 9♠"},
                  {0,"a♥ 2♦ 3♣ 4♣ 5♦"},
                  {0,"2♥ 3♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦"},
                  {0,"2♥ 7♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦"},
                  {0,"2♥ 7♥ 7♦ 7♣ 7♠"},
                  {0,"10♥ j♥ q♥ k♥ a♥"},
                  {0,"4♥ 4♠ k♠ 5♦ 10♠"},
                  {0,"q♣ 10♣ 7♣ 6♣ 4♣"},
                  {0,"joker  2♦  2♠  k♠  q♦"},
                  {0,"joker  5♥  7♦  8♠  9♦"},
                  {0,"joker  2♦  3♠  4♠  5♠"},
                  {0,"joker  3♥  2♦  3♠  3♦"},
                  {0,"joker  7♥  2♦  3♠  3♦"},
                  {0,"joker  7♥  7♦  7♠  7♣"},
                  {0,"joker  j♥  q♥  k♥  A♥"},
                  {0,"joker  4♣  k♣  5♦ 10♠"},
                  {0,"joker  k♣  7♣  6♣  4♣"},
                  {0,"joker  2♦  joker  4♠  5♠"},
                  {0,"joker  Q♦  joker  A♠ 10♠"},
                  {0,"joker  Q♦  joker  A♦ 10♦"},
                  {0,"joker  2♦  2♠  joker  q♦"}}
 
for i=1 to length(hands) do
    hands[i][1] = poker(hands[i][2])
end for
hands = reverse(sort(deep_copy(hands)))
integer rank
string hand,desc
for i=1 to length(hands) do
    {{rank,desc},hand} = hands[i]
    printf(1,"%d. %s %s\n",{11-rank,hand,desc})
end for
Output:
1. joker  7♥  7♦  7♠  7♣ five of a kind
2. joker  j♥  q♥  k♥  A♥ straight flush
2. joker  Q♦  joker  A♦ 10♦ straight flush
2. 10♥ j♥ q♥ k♥ a♥ straight flush
3. 2♥ 7♥ 7♦ 7♣ 7♠ four of a kind
3. joker  3♥  2♦  3♠  3♦ four of a kind
3. joker  2♦  2♠  joker  q♦ four of a kind
4. 2♥ 3♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦ full house
5. joker  k♣  7♣  6♣  4♣ flush
5. q♣ 10♣ 7♣ 6♣ 4♣ flush
6. joker  Q♦  joker  A♠ 10♠ straight
6. joker  5♥  7♦  8♠  9♦ straight
6. joker  2♦  joker  4♠  5♠ straight
6. joker  2♦  3♠  4♠  5♠ straight
6. a♥ 2♦ 3♣ 4♣ 5♦ straight
7. joker  7♥  2♦  3♠  3♦ three of a kind
7. joker  2♦  2♠  k♠  q♦ three of a kind
7. 2♥ 2♦ 2♣ k♣ q♦ three of a kind
8. 2♥ 7♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦ two pair
9. joker  4♣  k♣  5♦ 10♠ one pair
9. 4♥ 4♠ k♠ 5♦ 10♠ one pair
10. 2♥ 5♥ 7♦ 8♣ 9♠ high card

Picat

go =>
  Hands = [
            [[2,h], [7,h], [2,d], [3,c], [3,d]],  % two-pair
            [[2,h], [5,h], [7,d], [8,c], [9,s]],  % high-card
            [[a,h], [2,d], [3,c], [4,c], [5,d]],  % straight
            [[2,h], [3,h], [2,d], [3,c], [3,d]],  % full-house
            [[2,h], [7,h], [2,d], [3,c], [3,d]],  % two-pair
            [[2,h], [7,h], [7,d], [7,c], [7,s]],  % four-of-a-kind
            [[10,h],[j,h], [q,h], [k,h], [a,h]],  % straight-flush
            [[4,h], [4,s], [k,s], [5,d], [10,s]], % one-pair
            [[q,c], [10,c],[7,c], [6,c], [4,c]],  % flush
            [[q,c], [q,d], [q,s], [6,c], [4,c]],  % three-of-a-kind

            [[q,c], [10,c], [7,c], [7,c], [4,c]], % invalid (duplicates)
            [[q,c], [10,c], [7,c], [7,d]]         % invalid (too short)

          ],
  foreach(Hand in Hands) 
    print_hand(Hand),
    analyse(Hand, H),
    println(hand=H),
    nl
  end,
  nl.


% Print the hand
print_hand(Hand) =>
  println([ F.to_string() ++ S.to_string() : [F,S] in Hand]).

% Faces and suites
faces(Faces) => Faces = [a, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, j, q, k].
faces_order1(Order1) => 
   Order1 = new_map([a=1, 2=2, 3=3, 4=4, 5=5, 6=6, 7=7, 8=8, 9=9, 10=10, j=11, q=12, k=13]).
faces_order2(Order2) => 
   Order2 = new_map([2=2, 3=3, 4=4, 5=5, 6=6, 7=7, 8=8, 9=9, 10=10, j=11, q=12, k=13, a=14]).

suites(Suites) => Suites = [h,d,c,s].

% Order of the hand
hand_order(HandOrder) => 
  HandOrder = [straight_flush,
               four_of_a_kind,
               full_house,
               flush,
               straight,
               three_of_a_kind,
               two_pair,
               one_pair,
               high_card,
               invalid].


% for the straight
in_order(List) =>
  foreach(I in 2..List.length)
    List[I] = List[I-1] + 1
  end.


% Some validity tests first
analyse(Hand,Value) ?=> 
  (
    Hand.remove_dups.length == 5,
    faces(Faces),
    foreach([F,_] in Hand) 
      member(F,Faces)
    end,
    suites(Suites),
    foreach([_,S] in Hand) 
      member(S,Suites)
    end,
    analyse1(Hand,Value)
   ;
    Value = invalid
  ).

% Identify the specific hands

% straight flush
analyse1(Hand,Value) ?=>
  permutation(Hand,Hand1),
  Hand1 = [ [_F1,S], [_F2,S], [_F3,S], [_F4,S], [_F5,S] ],
  (
    faces_order1(Order1),
    in_order([Order1.get(F) : [F,S1] in  Hand1])
    ; 
    faces_order2(Order2),
    in_order([Order2.get(F) : [F,S1] in  Hand1]),
    println("Royal Straight Flush!")
  ),
  Value=straight_flush.

% four of a kind
analyse1(Hand,Value) ?=> 
  faces(Faces),
  member(A,Faces),
  [1 : [F,_S] in Hand, F = A].length == 4,
  Value=four_of_a_kind.

% full house
analyse1(Hand,Value) ?=> 
  permutation(Hand,Hand1),
  Hand1 = [ [F1,_S1], [F1,_S2], [F2,_S3], [F2,_S4], [F2,_S5] ],
  Value = full_house.

% flush
analyse1(Hand,Value) ?=> 
  permutation(Hand,Hand1),
  Hand1 = [ [_,S], [_,S], [_,S], [_,S], [_,S] ],
  Value = flush.

% straight
analyse1(Hand,Value) ?=> 
  permutation(Hand,Hand1),
  (
    faces_order1(Order1),
    in_order([Order1.get(F) : [F,_S] in  Hand1])
    ; 
    faces_order2(Order2),
    in_order([Order2.get(F) : [F,_S] in  Hand1])

  ),
  Value = straight.

% three of a kind
analyse1(Hand,Value) ?=>
  faces(Faces),
  member(A,Faces),
  [1 : [F,_S] in Hand, F = A].length == 3,
  Value = three_of_a_kind.

% two pair
analyse1(Hand,Value) ?=> 
  permutation(Hand,Hand1),
  Hand1 = [ [F1,_S1], [F1,_S2], [F2,_S3], [F2,_S4], [_F3,_S5] ],
  Value = two_pair.

% one pair
analyse1(Hand,Value) ?=> 
  faces(Faces),
  member(A,Faces),
  [1 : [F,_S] in Hand, F = A].length == 2,
  Value = one_pair.

% high card
analyse1(_Hand,Value) => 
  Value = high_card.


Output:
[2h,7h,2d,3c,3d]
hand = two_pair

[2h,5h,7d,8c,9s]
hand = high_card

[ah,2d,3c,4c,5d]
hand = straight

[2h,3h,2d,3c,3d]
hand = full_house

[2h,7h,2d,3c,3d]
hand = two_pair

[2h,7h,7d,7c,7s]
hand = four_of_a_kind

[10h,jh,qh,kh,ah]
Royal Straight Flush!
hand = straight_flush

[4h,4s,ks,5d,10s]
hand = one_pair

[qc,10c,7c,6c,4c]
hand = flush

[qc,qd,qs,6c,4c]
hand = three_of_a_kind

[qc,10c,7c,7c,4c]
hand = invalid

[qc,10c,7c,7d]
hand = invalid

For generating and checking random hands:

go2 =>
  _ = random2(),
  Hand = random_hand(5),
  print_hand(Hand),
  analyse(Hand, H),
  println(hand=H),
  nl.

% Get one element of list L
oneof(L) = L[random(1,L.len)].

% Get a random hand
random_hand(N) = Hand =>
   faces(Faces),
   suites(Suites),
   M = new_map(),
   while (M.keys().length < N) 
      M.put([oneof(Faces),oneof(Suites)],1)
   end,
   Hand = [C : C=_ in M].sort().
Output:
[3d,5h,10c,10h,qs]
hand = one_pair


PicoLisp

(rassoc) function in picolisp after 3.1.9.10.

(setq *Rank
   '(("2" . 0) ("3" . 1) ("4" . 2)
      ("5" . 3) ("6" . 4) ("7" . 5)
      ("8" . 6) ("9" . 7) ("t" . 8)
      ("j" . 9) ("q" . 10) ("k" . 11)
      ("a" . 12) ) )
(de poker (Str)
   (let (S NIL  R NIL  Seq NIL)
      (for (L (chop Str) (cdr L) (cdddr L))
         (accu 'R (cdr (assoc (car L) *Rank)) 1)
         (accu 'S (cadr L) 1) )
      (setq Seq
         (make
            (for (L (by car sort R) (cdr L) (cdr L))
               (link (- (caar L) (caadr L))) ) ) )
      (cond
         ((and
            (= 5 (cdar S))
            (or
               (= (-1 -1 -1 -1) Seq)
               (= (-1 -1 -1 -9) Seq) ) )
            'straight-flush )
         ((rassoc 4 R) 'four-of-a-kind)
         ((and (rassoc 2 R) (rassoc 3 R)) 'full-house)
         ((= 5 (cdar S)) 'flush)
         ((or
            (= (-1 -1 -1 -1) Seq)
            (= (-1 -1 -1 -9) Seq) )
            'straight )
         ((rassoc 3 R) 'three-of-a-kind)
         ((=
            2
            (cnt '((L) (= 2 (cdr L))) R) )
            'two-pair )
         ((rassoc 2 R) 'pair)
         (T 'high-card) ) ) )

Prolog

Works with: GNU Prolog version 1.4.4

Not very efficient version.

:- initialization(main).


faces([a,k,q,j,10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2]).

face(F) :- faces(Fs), member(F,Fs).
suit(S) :- member(S, ['♥','♦','♣','♠']).


best_hand(Cards,H) :-
    straight_flush(Cards,C) -> H = straight-flush(C)
  ; many_kind(Cards,F,4)    -> H = four-of-a-kind(F)
  ; full_house(Cards,F1,F2) -> H = full-house(F1,F2)
  ; flush(Cards,S)          -> H = flush(S)
  ; straight(Cards,F)       -> H = straight(F)
  ; many_kind(Cards,F,3)    -> H = three-of-a-kind(F)
  ; two_pair(Cards,F1,F2)   -> H = two-pair(F1,F2)
  ; many_kind(Cards,F,2)    -> H = one-pair(F)
  ; many_kind(Cards,F,1)    -> H = high-card(F)
  ;                            H = invalid
  .

straight_flush(Cards, c(F,S)) :- straight(Cards,F), flush(Cards,S).

full_house(Cards,F1,F2) :-
    many_kind(Cards,F1,3), many_kind(Cards,F2,2), F1 \= F2.

flush(Cards,S) :- maplist(has_suit(S), Cards).
has_suit(S, c(_,S)).

straight(Cards,F) :-
    select(c(F,_), Cards, Cs), pred_face(F,F1), straight(Cs,F1).
straight([],_).
pred_face(F,F1) :- F = 2 -> F1 = a ; faces(Fs), append(_, [F,F1|_], Fs).

two_pair(Cards,F1,F2) :-
    many_kind(Cards,F1,2), many_kind(Cards,F2,2), F1 \= F2.

many_kind(Cards,F,N) :-
    face(F), findall(_, member(c(F,_), Cards), Xs), length(Xs,N).


% utils/parser
parse_line(Cards)  --> " ", parse_line(Cards).
parse_line([C|Cs]) --> parse_card(C), parse_line(Cs).
parse_line([])     --> [].

parse_card(c(F,S)) --> parse_face(F), parse_suit(S).

parse_suit(S,In,Out) :- suit(S), atom_codes(S,Xs), append(Xs,Out,In).
parse_face(F,In,Out) :- face(F), face_codes(F,Xs), append(Xs,Out,In).

face_codes(F,Xs) :- number(F) -> number_codes(F,Xs) ; atom_codes(F,Xs).


% tests
test(" 2♥  2♦ 2♣ k♣  q♦").
test(" 2♥  5♥ 7♦ 8♣  9♠").
test(" a♥  2♦ 3♣ 4♣  5♦").
test(" 2♥  3♥ 2♦ 3♣  3♦").
test(" 2♥  7♥ 2♦ 3♣  3♦").
test(" 2♥  7♥ 7♦ 7♣  7♠").
test("10♥  j♥ q♥ k♥  a♥").
test(" 4♥  4♠ k♠ 5♦ 10♠").
test(" q♣ 10♣ 7♣ 6♣  4♣").

run_tests :-
    test(Line), phrase(parse_line(Cards), Line), best_hand(Cards,H)
  , write(Cards), write('\t'), write(H), nl
  .
main :- findall(_, run_tests, _), halt.
Output:
[c(2,♥),c(2,♦),c(2,♣),c(k,♣),c(q,♦)]	three-of-a-kind(2)
[c(2,♥),c(5,♥),c(7,♦),c(8,♣),c(9,♠)]	high-card(9)
[c(a,♥),c(2,♦),c(3,♣),c(4,♣),c(5,♦)]	straight(5)
[c(2,♥),c(3,♥),c(2,♦),c(3,♣),c(3,♦)]	full-house(3,2)
[c(2,♥),c(7,♥),c(2,♦),c(3,♣),c(3,♦)]	two-pair(3,2)
[c(2,♥),c(7,♥),c(7,♦),c(7,♣),c(7,♠)]	four-of-a-kind(7)
[c(10,♥),c(j,♥),c(q,♥),c(k,♥),c(a,♥)]	straight-flush(c(a,♥))
[c(4,♥),c(4,♠),c(k,♠),c(5,♦),c(10,♠)]	one-pair(4)
[c(q,♣),c(10,♣),c(7,♣),c(6,♣),c(4,♣)]	flush(♣)

Python

Goes a little further in also giving the ordered tie-breaker information from the wikipedia page.

from collections import namedtuple

class Card(namedtuple('Card', 'face, suit')):
    def __repr__(self):
        return ''.join(self)


suit = '♥ ♦ ♣ ♠'.split()
# ordered strings of faces
faces   = '2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 j q k a'
lowaces = 'a 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 j q k'
# faces as lists
face   = faces.split()
lowace = lowaces.split()


def straightflush(hand):
    f,fs = ( (lowace, lowaces) if any(card.face == '2' for card in hand)
             else (face, faces) )
    ordered = sorted(hand, key=lambda card: (f.index(card.face), card.suit))
    first, rest = ordered[0], ordered[1:]
    if ( all(card.suit == first.suit for card in rest) and
         ' '.join(card.face for card in ordered) in fs ):
        return 'straight-flush', ordered[-1].face
    return False

def fourofakind(hand):
    allfaces = [f for f,s in hand]
    allftypes = set(allfaces)
    if len(allftypes) != 2:
        return False
    for f in allftypes:
        if allfaces.count(f) == 4:
            allftypes.remove(f)
            return 'four-of-a-kind', [f, allftypes.pop()]
    else:
        return False

def fullhouse(hand):
    allfaces = [f for f,s in hand]
    allftypes = set(allfaces)
    if len(allftypes) != 2:
        return False
    for f in allftypes:
        if allfaces.count(f) == 3:
            allftypes.remove(f)
            return 'full-house', [f, allftypes.pop()]
    else:
        return False

def flush(hand):
    allstypes = {s for f, s in hand}
    if len(allstypes) == 1:
        allfaces = [f for f,s in hand]
        return 'flush', sorted(allfaces,
                               key=lambda f: face.index(f),
                               reverse=True)
    return False

def straight(hand):
    f,fs = ( (lowace, lowaces) if any(card.face == '2' for card in hand)
             else (face, faces) )
    ordered = sorted(hand, key=lambda card: (f.index(card.face), card.suit))
    first, rest = ordered[0], ordered[1:]
    if ' '.join(card.face for card in ordered) in fs:
        return 'straight', ordered[-1].face
    return False

def threeofakind(hand):
    allfaces = [f for f,s in hand]
    allftypes = set(allfaces)
    if len(allftypes) <= 2:
        return False
    for f in allftypes:
        if allfaces.count(f) == 3:
            allftypes.remove(f)
            return ('three-of-a-kind', [f] +
                     sorted(allftypes,
                            key=lambda f: face.index(f),
                            reverse=True))
    else:
        return False

def twopair(hand):
    allfaces = [f for f,s in hand]
    allftypes = set(allfaces)
    pairs = [f for f in allftypes if allfaces.count(f) == 2]
    if len(pairs) != 2:
        return False
    p0, p1 = pairs
    other = [(allftypes - set(pairs)).pop()]
    return 'two-pair', pairs + other if face.index(p0) > face.index(p1) else pairs[::-1] + other

def onepair(hand):
    allfaces = [f for f,s in hand]
    allftypes = set(allfaces)
    pairs = [f for f in allftypes if allfaces.count(f) == 2]
    if len(pairs) != 1:
        return False
    allftypes.remove(pairs[0])
    return 'one-pair', pairs + sorted(allftypes,
                                      key=lambda f: face.index(f),
                                      reverse=True)

def highcard(hand):
    allfaces = [f for f,s in hand]
    return 'high-card', sorted(allfaces,
                               key=lambda f: face.index(f),
                               reverse=True)

handrankorder =  (straightflush, fourofakind, fullhouse,
                  flush, straight, threeofakind,
                  twopair, onepair, highcard)
              
def rank(cards):
    hand = handy(cards)
    for ranker in handrankorder:
        rank = ranker(hand)
        if rank:
            break
    assert rank, "Invalid: Failed to rank cards: %r" % cards
    return rank

def handy(cards='2♥ 2♦ 2♣ k♣ q♦'):
    hand = []
    for card in cards.split():
        f, s = card[:-1], card[-1]
        assert f in face, "Invalid: Don't understand card face %r" % f
        assert s in suit, "Invalid: Don't understand card suit %r" % s
        hand.append(Card(f, s))
    assert len(hand) == 5, "Invalid: Must be 5 cards in a hand, not %i" % len(hand)
    assert len(set(hand)) == 5, "Invalid: All cards in the hand must be unique %r" % cards
    return hand


if __name__ == '__main__':
    hands = ["2♥ 2♦ 2♣ k♣ q♦",
     "2♥ 5♥ 7♦ 8♣ 9♠",
     "a♥ 2♦ 3♣ 4♣ 5♦",
     "2♥ 3♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦",
     "2♥ 7♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦",
     "2♥ 7♥ 7♦ 7♣ 7♠",
     "10♥ j♥ q♥ k♥ a♥"] + [
     "4♥ 4♠ k♠ 5♦ 10♠",
     "q♣ 10♣ 7♣ 6♣ 4♣",
     ]
    print("%-18s %-15s %s" % ("HAND", "CATEGORY", "TIE-BREAKER"))
    for cards in hands:
        r = rank(cards)
        print("%-18r %-15s %r" % (cards, r[0], r[1]))
Output:
HAND               CATEGORY        TIE-BREAKER
'2♥ 2♦ 2♣ k♣ q♦'   three-of-a-kind ['2', 'k', 'q']
'2♥ 5♥ 7♦ 8♣ 9♠'   high-card       ['9', '8', '7', '5', '2']
'a♥ 2♦ 3♣ 4♣ 5♦'   straight        '5'
'2♥ 3♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦'   full-house      ['3', '2']
'2♥ 7♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦'   two-pair        ['3', '2', '7']
'2♥ 7♥ 7♦ 7♣ 7♠'   four-of-a-kind  ['7', '2']
'10♥ j♥ q♥ k♥ a♥'  straight-flush  'a'
'4♥ 4♠ k♠ 5♦ 10♠'  one-pair        ['4', 'k', '10', '5']
'q♣ 10♣ 7♣ 6♣ 4♣'  flush           ['q', '10', '7', '6', '4']

Racket

#lang racket
(require (only-in srfi/1 car+cdr))

;;; --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
;;; The analyser is first... the rest of it is prettiness surrounding strings and parsing!
;;; --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
;; (cons f _) and (cons _ s) appear too frequently in patterns to not factor out
(define-match-expander F._ (λ (stx) (syntax-case stx () [(_ f) #'(cons f _)])))
(define-match-expander _.S (λ (stx) (syntax-case stx () [(_ s) #'(cons _ s)])))

;; Matches are easier when the cards are lined up by face: and I always put the cards in my hand with
;; the highest card on the left (should I be telling this?)... anyway face<? is written to leave high
;; cards on the left. There is no need to sort by suit, flushes are all-or-nothing
(define (face-sort hand)
  (sort hand (match-lambda** [(_ 'joker) #f] [('joker _) #t] [((F._ f1) (F._ f2)) (> f1 f2)])))

;; even playing poker for money, I never managed to consistently determine what effect jokers were
;; having on my hand... so I'll do an exhaustive search of what's best!
;;
;; scoring hands allows us to choose a best value for joker(s)
;; hand-names provides an order (and therefore a score) for each of the available hands
(define hand-names (list 'five-of-a-kind 'straight-flush 'four-of-a-kind 'full-house 'flush 'straight
                         'three-of-a-kind 'two-pair 'one-pair 'high-card))

(define hand-order# (for/hash ((h hand-names) (i (in-range (add1 (length hand-names)) 0 -1)))
                      (values h i)))
;; The score of a hand is (its order*15^5)+(first tiebreaker*15^4)+(2nd tiebreaker*15^3)...
;; powers of 15 because we have a maxmium face value of 14 (ace) -- even though there are 13 cards
;; in a suit.
(define (calculate-score analysis)
  (define-values (hand-name tiebreakers) (car+cdr analysis))
  (for/sum ((n (in-naturals)) (tb (cons (hash-ref hand-order# hand-name -1) tiebreakers)))
    (* tb (expt 15 (- 5 n)))))

;; score hand produces an analysis of a hand (which can then be returned to analyse-sorted-hand,
;; and a score that can be maximised by choosing the right jokers.
(define (score-hand hand . jokers) ; gives an orderable list of hands with tiebreakers
  (define analysis (analyse-sorted-hand (face-sort (append jokers hand))))
  (cons analysis (calculate-score analysis)))

;; if we have two (or more) jokers, they will be consumed by the recursive call to
;; analyse-sorted-hand score-hand
(define all-cards/promise (delay (for*/list ((f (in-range 2 15)) (s '(h d s c))) (cons f s))))

(define (best-jokered-hand cards) ; we've lost the first joker from cards  
  (define-values (best-hand _bhs)
    (for*/fold ((best-hand #f) (best-score 0))
      ((joker (in-list (force all-cards/promise)))
       (score (in-value (score-hand cards joker)))
       #:when (> (cdr score) best-score))
      (car+cdr score)))

  best-hand)

;; we can abbreviate 2/3/4/5-of-a-kind 2-pair full-house with 2 and 3
(define-match-expander F*2 (λ (stx) (syntax-case stx () [(_ f) #'(list (F._ f) (F._ f))])))
(define-match-expander F*3 (λ (stx) (syntax-case stx () [(_ f) #'(list (F._ f) (F._ f) (F._ f))])))

;; note that flush? is cheaper to calculate than straight?, so do it first when we test for
;; straight-flush
(define flush?
  (match-lambda [(and `(,(_.S s) ,(_.S s) ,(_.S s) ,(_.S s) ,(_.S s)) `(,(F._ fs) ...)) `(flush ,@fs)]
                [_ #f]))

(define straight?
  (match-lambda
    ;; '(straight 5) puts this at the bottom of the pile w.r.t the ordering of straights
    [`(,(F._ 14) ,(F._ 5) ,(F._ 4) ,(F._ 3) ,(F._ 2))                                   '(straight 5)]
    [`(,(F._ f5) ,(F._ f4) ,(F._ f3) ,(F._ f2) ,(F._ f1))
     (and (= f1 (- f5 4)) (< f1 f2 f3 f4 f5)                                       `(straight ,f5))]))

(define analyse-sorted-hand
  (match-lambda
    [(list 'joker cards ...)                                                (best-jokered-hand cards)]
    [`(,@(F*3 f) ,@(F*2 f))                                                      `(five-of-a-kind ,f)]
    ;; get "top" from the straight. a the top card of the flush when there is a (straight 5) will
    ;; be the ace ... putting it in the wrong place for the ordering.
    [(and (? flush?) (app straight? (list 'straight top _ ...)))               `(straight-flush ,top)]
    [(or `(,@(F*2 f) ,@(F*2 f) ,_) `(,_ ,@(F*2 f) ,@(F*2 f)))                    `(four-of-a-kind ,f)]
    [(or `(,@(F*3 fh) ,@(F*2 fl)) `(,@(F*2 fh) ,@(F*3 fl)))                     `(full-house ,fh, fl)]
    [(app flush? (and rv (list 'flush _ ...)))                                                     rv]
    [(app straight? (and rv (list 'straight _ ...)))                                               rv]
    ;; pairs and threes may be padded to the left, middle and right with tie-breakers; the lists of
    ;; which we will call l, m and r, respectively (four and 5-of-a-kind don't need tiebreaking,
    ;; they're well hard!)
    [`(,(F._ l) ... ,@(F*3 f) ,(F._ r) ...)                             `(three-of-a-kind ,f ,@l ,@r)]
    [`(,(F._ l) ... ,@(F*2 f1) ,(F._ m) ... ,@(F*2 f2) ,(F._ r) ...)  `(two-pair ,f1 ,f2 ,@l ,@m ,@r)]
    [`(,(F._ l) ... ,@(F*2 f) ,(F._ r) ...)                                    `(one-pair ,f ,@l ,@r)]
    [`(,(F._ f) ...)                                                                 `(high-card ,@f)]
    [hand                                                                (error 'invalid-hand hand)]))

(define (analyse-hand/string hand-string)
  (analyse-sorted-hand (face-sort (string->hand hand-string))))

;;; --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
;;; Strings to cards, cards to strings -- that kind of thing
;;; --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(define suit->unicode (match-lambda ('h "♥") ('d "♦") ('c "♣") ('s "♠") (x x)))

(define unicode->suit (match-lambda ("♥" 'h) ("♦" 'd) ("♣" 'c) ("♠" 's) (x x)))

(define (face->number f)
  (match (string-upcase f)
    ["T" 10] ["J" 11] ["Q" 12] ["K" 13] ["A" 14] [(app string->number (? number? n)) n] [else 0]))

(define number->face (match-lambda (10 "T") (11 "J") (12 "Q") (13 "K") (14 "A") ((app ~s x) x)))

(define string->card
  (match-lambda
    ("joker" 'joker)
    ((regexp #px"^(.*)(.)$" (list _ (app face->number num) (app unicode->suit suit)))
     (cons num suit))))

(define (string->hand str)
  (map string->card (regexp-split #rx" +" (string-trim str))))

(define card->string
  (match-lambda ['joker "[]"]
                [(cons (app number->face f) (app suit->unicode s)) (format "~a~a" f s)]))

(define (hand->string h)
  (string-join (map card->string h) " "))

;; used for both testing and output
(define e.g.-hands
  (list " 2♥  2♦ 2♣ k♣  q♦" " 2♥  5♥ 7♦ 8♣  9♠" " a♥  2♦ 3♣ 4♣  5♦" "10♥  j♦ q♣ k♣  a♦"
        " 2♥  3♥ 2♦ 3♣  3♦" " 2♥  7♥ 2♦ 3♣  3♦" " 2♥  7♥ 7♦ 7♣  7♠" "10♥  j♥ q♥ k♥  a♥"
        " 4♥  4♠ k♠ 5♦ 10♠" " q♣ 10♣ 7♣ 6♣  4♣"
        
        " joker  2♦  2♠  k♠  q♦"     "  joker  5♥  7♦  8♠  9♦"    "  joker  2♦  3♠  4♠  5♠"
        "  joker  3♥  2♦  3♠  3♦"    "  joker  7♥  2♦  3♠  3♦"    "  joker  7♥  7♦  7♠  7♣"
        "  joker  j♥  q♥  k♥  A♥"    "  joker  4♣  k♣  5♦ 10♠"    "  joker  k♣  7♣  6♣  4♣"
        "  joker  2♦  joker  4♠  5♠" "  joker  Q♦  joker  A♠ 10♠" "  joker  Q♦  joker  A♦ 10♦"
        "  joker  2♦  2♠  joker  q♦"))

;;; --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
;;; Main and test modules
;;; --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(module+ main
  (define scored-hands
    (for/list ((h (map string->hand e.g.-hands)))
      (define-values (analysis score) (car+cdr (score-hand h)))
      (list h analysis score)))
  
  (for ((a.s (sort scored-hands > #:key third)))
    (match-define (list (app hand->string h) a _) a.s)
    (printf "~a: ~a ~a" h (~a (first a) #:min-width 15) (number->face (second a)))
    (when (pair? (cddr a)) (printf " [tiebreak: ~a]" (string-join (map number->face (cddr a)) ", ")))
    (newline)))

(module+ test
  (require rackunit)  
  (let ((e.g.-strght-flsh '((14 . h) (13 . h) (12 . h) (11 . h) (10 . h))))
    (check-match (straight? e.g.-strght-flsh) '(straight 14))
    (check-match (flush? e.g.-strght-flsh) '(flush 14 13 12 11 10))
    (check-match e.g.-strght-flsh (and (? flush?) (app straight? (list 'straight top _ ...)))))
  
  (define expected-results
    '((three-of-a-kind 2 13 12)
      (high-card 9 8 7 5 2) (straight 5) (straight 14) (full-house 3 2) (two-pair 3 2 7)
      (four-of-a-kind 7) (straight-flush 14) (one-pair 4 13 10 5) (flush 12 10 7 6 4)      
      (three-of-a-kind 2 13 12) (straight 9) (straight 6) (four-of-a-kind 3) (three-of-a-kind 3 7 2)
      (five-of-a-kind 7) (straight-flush 14) (one-pair 13 10 5 4) (flush 14 13 7 6 4) (straight 6)
      (straight 14) (straight-flush 14) (four-of-a-kind 2)))
  (for ((h e.g.-hands) (r expected-results)) (check-equal? (analyse-hand/string h) r)))
Output:
[] 7♥ 7♦ 7♠ 7♣: five-of-a-kind  7
T♥ J♥ Q♥ K♥ A♥: straight-flush  A
[] J♥ Q♥ K♥ A♥: straight-flush  A
[] Q♦ [] A♦ T♦: straight-flush  A
2♥ 7♥ 7♦ 7♣ 7♠: four-of-a-kind  7
[] 3♥ 2♦ 3♠ 3♦: four-of-a-kind  3
[] 2♦ 2♠ [] Q♦: four-of-a-kind  2
2♥ 3♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦: full-house      3 [tiebreak: 2]
[] K♣ 7♣ 6♣ 4♣: flush           A [tiebreak: K, 7, 6, 4]
Q♣ T♣ 7♣ 6♣ 4♣: flush           Q [tiebreak: T, 7, 6, 4]
T♥ J♦ Q♣ K♣ A♦: straight        A
[] Q♦ [] A♠ T♠: straight        A
[] 5♥ 7♦ 8♠ 9♦: straight        9
[] 2♦ 3♠ 4♠ 5♠: straight        6
[] 2♦ [] 4♠ 5♠: straight        6
A♥ 2♦ 3♣ 4♣ 5♦: straight        5
[] 7♥ 2♦ 3♠ 3♦: three-of-a-kind 3 [tiebreak: 7, 2]
2♥ 2♦ 2♣ K♣ Q♦: three-of-a-kind 2 [tiebreak: K, Q]
[] 2♦ 2♠ K♠ Q♦: three-of-a-kind 2 [tiebreak: K, Q]
2♥ 7♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦: two-pair        3 [tiebreak: 2, 7]
[] 4♣ K♣ 5♦ T♠: one-pair        K [tiebreak: T, 5, 4]
4♥ 4♠ K♠ 5♦ T♠: one-pair        4 [tiebreak: K, T, 5]
2♥ 5♥ 7♦ 8♣ 9♠: high-card       9 [tiebreak: 8, 7, 5, 2]

Raku

(formerly Perl 6) This solution handles jokers. It has been written to use a Raku grammar.

use v6;
 
grammar PokerHand {
 
    # Raku Grammar to parse and rank 5-card poker hands
    # E.g. PokerHand.parse("2♥ 3♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦");
    # 2013-12-21: handle 'joker' wildcards; maximum of two
 
    rule TOP {
         :my %*PLAYED;
         { %*PLAYED = () }
         [ <face-card> | <joker> ]**5
    }
 
    token face-card {<face><suit> <?{
            my $card = ~$/.lc;
            # disallow duplicates
            ++%*PLAYED{$card} <= 1;
       }>
    }
 
    token joker {:i 'joker' <?{
            my $card = ~$/.lc;
            # allow two jokers in a hand
            ++%*PLAYED{$card} <= 2;
        }>
    }
 
    token face {:i <[2..9 jqka]> | 10 }
    token suit {<[♥ ♦ ♣ ♠]>}
}

class PokerHand::Actions {
    method TOP($/) {
        my UInt @n    = n-of-a-kind($/);
        my $flush     = 'flush' if flush($/);
        my $straight  = 'straight' if straight($/);
        make rank(@n[0], @n[1], $flush, $straight);
    }
    multi sub rank(5,*@)                    { 'five-of-a-kind' }
    multi sub rank($,$,'flush','straight')  { 'straight-flush' }
    multi sub rank(4,*@)                    { 'four-of-a-kind' }
    multi sub rank($,$,'flush',$)           { 'flush' }
    multi sub rank($,$,$,'straight')        { 'straight' }
    multi sub rank(3,2,*@)                  { 'full-house' }
    multi sub rank(3,*@)                    { 'three-of-a-kind' }
    multi sub rank(2,2,*@)                  { 'two-pair' }
    multi sub rank(2,*@)                    { 'one-pair' }
    multi sub rank(*@)                      { 'high-card' }
  
    sub n-of-a-kind($/) {
        my %faces := bag @<face-card>.map: -> $/ {~$<face>.lc};
        my @counts = %faces.values.sort.reverse;
        @counts[0] += @<joker>;
        return @counts;
    }
 
    sub flush($/) {
        my @suits = unique @<face-card>.map: -> $/ {~$<suit>};
        return +@suits == 1;
    }
 
    sub straight($/) {
        # allow both ace-low and ace-high straights
        constant @Faces = [ "a 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 j q k a".split: ' ' ];
        constant @Possible-Straights = [ (4 ..^ @Faces).map: { set @Faces[$_-4 .. $_] } ];

        my $faces = set @<face-card>.map: -> $/ {~$<face>.lc};
        my $jokers = +@<joker>;
 
        return ?( @Possible-Straights.first: { +($faces$_) + $jokers == 5 } );
    }
}

my PokerHand::Actions $actions .= new;

for ("2♥ 2♦ 2♣ k♣ q♦",   # three-of-a-kind
     "2♥ 5♥ 7♦ 8♣ 9♠",   # high-card
     "a♥ 2♦ 3♣ 4♣ 5♦",   # straight
     "2♥ 3♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦",   # full-house
     "2♥ 7♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦",   # two-pair
     "2♥ 7♥ 7♦ 7♣ 7♠",   # four-of-a-kind
     "10♥ j♥ q♥ k♥ a♥",  # straight-flush
     "4♥ 4♠ k♠ 5♦ 10♠",  # one-pair
     "q♣ 10♣ 7♣ 6♣ 4♣",  # flush
     "a♥ a♥ 3♣ 4♣ 5♦",   # invalid
     ## EXTRA CREDIT ##
     "joker  2♦  2♠  k♠  q♦",  # three-of-a-kind
     "joker  5♥  7♦  8♠  9♦",  # straight
     "joker  2♦  3♠  4♠  5♠",  # straight
     "joker  3♥  2♦  3♠  3♦",  # four-of-a-kind
     "joker  7♥  2♦  3♠  3♦",  # three-of-a-kind
     "joker  7♥  7♦  7♠  7♣",  # five-of-a-kind
     "joker  j♥  q♥  k♥  A♥",  # straight-flush
     "joker  4♣  k♣  5♦ 10♠",  # one-pair
     "joker  k♣  7♣  6♣  4♣",  # flush
     "joker  2♦ joker  4♠  5♠",  # straight
     "joker  Q♦ joker  A♠ 10♠",  # straight
     "joker  Q♦ joker  A♦ 10♦",  # straight-flush
     "joker  2♦ 2♠  joker  q♦",  # four of a kind
    ) {
    my $rank = do with PokerHand.parse($_, :$actions) {
        .ast;
    }
    else {
        'invalid';
    }
    say "$_: $rank";
}
Output:
2♥ 2♦ 2♣ k♣ q♦: three-of-a-kind
2♥ 5♠ 7♦ 8♣ 9♠: high-card
a♠ 2♦ 3♣ 4♣ 5♦: straight
2♥ 3♠ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦: full-house
2♥ 7♠ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦: two-pair
2♥ 7♥ 7♦ 7♣ 7♠: four-of-a-kind
10♠ j♠ q♠ k♠ a♠: straight-flush
4♥ 4♠ k♠ 5♦ 10♠: one-pair
q♣ 10♣ 7♣ 6♣ 4♣: flush
a♥ a♥ 3♣ 4♣ 5♦: invalid
joker  2♦  2♠  k♠  q♦: three-of-a-kind
joker  5♠  7♦  8♠  9♦: straight
joker  2♦  3♠  4♠  5♠: straight
joker  3♥  2♦  3♠  3♦: four-of-a-kind
joker  7♥  2♦  3♠  3♦: three-of-a-kind
joker  7♥  7♦  7♠  7♣: five-of-a-kind
joker  j♠  q♠  k♠  A♠: straight-flush
joker  4♣  k♣  5♦ 10♠: one-pair
joker  k♣  7♣  6♣  4♣: flush
joker  2♦ joker  4♠  5♠: straight
joker  Q♦ joker  A♠ 10♠: straight
joker  Q♦ joker  A♦ 10♦: straight-flush
joker  2♦ 2♠  joker  q♦: four-of-a-kind

REXX

version 1

/* REXX ---------------------------------------------------------------
* 10.12.2013 Walter Pachl
*--------------------------------------------------------------------*/

d.1='2h 2d 2s ks qd'; x.1='three-of-a-kind'
d.2='2h 5h 7d 8s 9d'; x.2='high-card'
d.3='ah 2d 3s 4s 5s'; x.3='straight'
d.4='2h 3h 2d 3s 3d'; x.4='full-house'
d.5='2h 7h 2d 3s 3d'; x.5='two-pair'
d.6='2h 7h 7d 7s 7c'; x.6='four-of-a-kind'
d.7='th jh qh kh ah'; x.7='straight-flush'
d.8='4h 4c kc 5d tc'; x.8='one-pair'
d.9='qc tc 7c 6c 4c'; x.9='flush'
d.10='ah 2h 3h 4h'
d.11='ah 2h 3h 4h 5h 6h'
d.12='2h 2h 3h 4h 5h'
d.13='xh 2h 3h 4h 5h'
d.14='2x 2h 3h 4h 5h'
Do ci=1 To 14
  Call poker d.ci,x.ci
  end
Exit

poker:
Parse Arg deck,expected
have.=0
f.=0; fmax=0
s.=0; smax=0
cnt.=0
If words(deck)<5 Then Return err('less than 5 cards')
If words(deck)>5 Then Return err('more than 5 cards')
Do i=1 To 5
  c=word(deck,i)
  Parse Var c f +1 s
  If have.f.s=1 Then Return err('duplicate card:' c)
  have.f.s=1
  m=pos(f,'a23456789tjqk')
  If m=0 Then Return err('invalid face' f 'in' c)
  cnt.m=cnt.m+1
  n=pos(s,'hdcs')
  If n=0 Then Return err('invalid suit' s 'in' c)
  f.m=f.m+1; fmax=max(fmax,f.m)
  s.n=s.n+1; smax=max(smax,s.n)
  End
cntl=''
cnt.14=cnt.1
Do i=1 To 14
  cntl=cntl||cnt.i
  End
Select
  When fmax=4 Then res='four-of-a-kind'
  When fmax=3 Then Do
    If x_pair() Then
      res='full-house'
    Else
      res='three-of-a-kind'
    End
  When fmax=2 Then Do
    If x_2pair() Then
      res='two-pair'
    Else
      res='one-pair'
    End
  When smax=5 Then Do
    If x_street() Then
      res='straight-flush'
    Else
      res='flush'
    End
  When x_street() Then
    res='straight'
  Otherwise
    res='high-card'
  End
Say deck res
If res<>expected Then
  Say copies(' ',14) expected
Return

x_pair:
  Do p=1 To 13
    If f.p=2 Then return 1
    End
  Return 0

x_2pair:
  pp=0
  Do p=1 To 13
    If f.p=2 Then pp=pp+1
    End
  Return pp=2

x_street:
  Return pos('11111',cntl)>0

err:
  Say deck 'Error:' arg(1)
  Return 0
Output:
2h 2d 2s ks qd three-of-a-kind
2h 5h 7d 8s 9d high-card
ah 2d 3s 4s 5s straight
2h 3h 2d 3s 3d full-house
2h 7h 2d 3s 3d two-pair
2h 7h 7d 7s 7c four-of-a-kind
th jh qh kh ah straight-flush
4h 4c kc 5d tc one-pair
qc tc 7c 6c 4c flush
ah 2h 3h 4h Error: less than 5 cards
ah 2h 3h 4h 5h 6h Error: more than 5 cards
2h 2h 3h 4h 5h Error: duplicate card: 2h
xh 2h 3h 4h 5h Error: invalid face x in xh
2x 2h 3h 4h 5h Error: invalid suit x in 2x

version 2 with suit glyphs

This REXX version supports:

  •   upper/lower/mixed case for suits and pips
  •   allows commas or blanks for card separation
  •   alternate names for aces and tens
  •   alphabetic letters for suits and/or glyphs
  •   specification of number of cards in a hand
  •   the dealt hands can be in a file   (blank lines are ignored)
  •   dealt hands in the file can have comments after a semicolon (;)
/*REXX program analyzes an  N─card  poker hand,  and displays  what  the poker hand is. */
parse arg iFID .;       if iFID=='' | iFID==","  then iFID= 'POKERHAN.DAT'
                                                 /* [↓] read  the poker hands dealt.    */
      do  while lines(iFID)\==0;      ox= linein(iFID);       if ox=''  then iterate
      say right(ox, max(30, length(ox) ) )       ' ◄─── '       analyze(ox)
      end   /*while*/                            /* [↑]  analyze/validate the poker hand*/
exit                                             /*stick a fork in it,  we're all done. */
/*──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────*/
analyze: procedure; arg x ';',mc;      hand= translate(x, '♥♦♣♠1', "HDCSA,");    flush= 0
kinds= 0;    suit.= 0;    pairs= 0;    @.= 0;         run= copies(0, 13);        pips= run
if mc==''  then mc= 5;    n= words(hand);  if n\==mc  then  return  'invalid'
                                                 /* [↓]  PIP can be  1 or 2  characters.*/
   do j=1  for n;      _= word(hand, j)          /*obtain a card from the dealt hand.   */
   pip= left(_, length(_) - 1);  ws= right(_, 1) /*obtain the card's pip;  and the suit.*/
   if pip==10  then pip= 'T'                     /*allow an alternate form for a "TEN". */
   @._= @._ + 1                                  /*bump the card counter for this hand. */
   #= pos(pip, 123456789TJQK)                    /*obtain the pip index for the card.   */
   if pos(ws, "♥♣♦♠")==0  then return 'invalid suit in card:'     _
   if #==0                then return 'invalid pip in card:'      _
   if @._\==1             then return 'invalid, duplicate card:'  _
   suit.ws= suit.ws + 1                          /*count the suits for a possible flush.*/
     flush= max(flush, suit.ws)                  /*count number of cards in the suits.  */
       run= overlay(., run, #)                   /*convert runs to a series of periods. */
         _= substr(pips, #, 1) + 1               /*obtain the number of the pip in hand.*/
      pips= overlay(_, pips, #)                  /*convert the pip to legitimate number.*/
     kinds= max(kinds, _)                        /*convert certain pips to their number.*/
   end   /*i*/                                   /* [↑]  keep track of  N─of─a─kind.    */

     run= run || left(run, 1)                    /*An  ace  can be  high  ─or─  low.    */
   pairs= countstr(2, pips)                      /*count number of pairs  (2s  in PIPS).*/
straight= pos(....., run || left(run, 1) ) \== 0 /*does the  RUN  contains a straight?  */
if flush==5 & straight  then return  'straight-flush'
if kinds==4             then return  'four-of-a-kind'
if kinds==3 & pairs==1  then return  'full-house'
if flush==5             then return  'flush'
if            straight  then return  'straight'
if kinds==3             then return  'three-of-a-kind'
if kinds==2 & pairs==2  then return  'two-pair'
if kinds==2             then return  'one-pair'
                             return  'high-card'

Programming note: some older REXXes don't have the countstr BIF, so that REXX statement (above, line 48) can be replaced with:

pairs= 13 - length( space( translate( pips, , 2), 0) )   /*count # of  2's  in PIPS.*/
input   file:
  2♥  2♦  2♠  k♠  q♦
  2♥  5♥  7♦  8♠  9♦
  a♥  2♦  3♠  4♠  5♠
  2♥  3♥  2♦  3♠  3♦
  2♥  7♥  2♦  3♠  3♦
  2♥  7♥  7♦  7♠  7♣
 10♥  j♥  q♥  k♥  A♥
  4♥  4♣  k♣  5♦ 10♠
  q♣  t♣  7♣  6♣  4♣
  J♥  Q♦  K♠  A♠ 10♠

  ah  2h  3h  4h
output   when using the (above) input file
            2♥  2♦  2♠  k♠  q♦  ◄───  three-of-a-kind
            2♥  5♥  7♦  8♠  9♦  ◄───  high-card
            a♥  2♦  3♠  4♠  5♠  ◄───  straight
            2♥  3♥  2♦  3♠  3♦  ◄───  full-house
            2♥  7♥  2♦  3♠  3♦  ◄───  two-pair
            2♥  7♥  7♦  7♠  7♣  ◄───  four-of-a-kind
           10♥  j♥  q♥  k♥  A♥  ◄───  straight-flush
            4♥  4♣  k♣  5♦ 10♠  ◄───  one-pair
            q♣  t♣  7♣  6♣  4♣  ◄───  flush
            J♥  Q♦  K♠  A♠ 10♠  ◄───  straight
                ah  2h  3h  4h  ◄───  invalid

version 3 with suit glyphs and jokers

This REXX version has three additional features:

  •   "invalid" hands have additional diagnostic information
  •   supports up to two jokers
  •   the joker card may be abbreviated (and can be in upper/lower/mixed case)
/*REXX program analyzes an  N-card  poker hand, and displays what the poker hand is,    */
/*──────────────────────────────────────────── poker hands may contain up to two jokers.*/
parse arg iFID .;       if iFID=='' | iFID==","  then iFID= 'POKERHAJ.DAT'
                                                 /* [↓] read  the poker hands dealt.    */
      do  while lines(iFID)\==0;      ox= linein(iFID);         if ox=''  then iterate
      say right(ox, max(30, length(ox) ) )       ' ◄─── '       analyze(ox)
      end   /*while*/                            /* [↑]  analyze/validate the poker hand*/
exit                                             /*stick a fork in it,  we're all done. */
/*──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────*/
analyze: procedure; arg x ';',mc;       hand=translate(x, '♥♦♣♠1', "HDCSA,");    flush= 0
kinds= 0;    suit.= 0;    pairs= 0;     @.= 0;         run= copies(0 ,13);       pips= run
if mc==''  then mc= 5;    n= words(hand)         /*N   is the number of cards in hand.  */
if n\==mc  then return  'invalid number of cards, must be' mc
                                                 /* [↓]  the PIP can be  1 or 2  chars. */
   do j=1  for n;     _= word(hand, j)           /*obtain a card from the dealt hand.   */
   pip= left(_, length(_) - 1);  ws= right(_, 1) /*obtain card's pip; obtain card's suit*/
   if pip==10   then pip= 'T'                    /*allow alternate form for a  TEN  pip.*/
   if abbrev('JOKER', _, 1)  then _= "JK"        /*allow altername forms of JOKER names.*/
   @._= @._ + 1                                  /*bump the card counter for this hand. */
   #= pos(pip, 123456789TJQK)                    /*obtain the pip index for the card.   */
   if _=='JK'  then do;  if @.j>2  then return 'invalid, too many jokers'
                         iterate
                    end
   if pos(ws, "♥♣♦♠")==0  then return 'invalid suit in card:'     _
   if #==0                then return 'invalid pip in card:'      _
   if @._\==1             then return 'invalid, duplicate card:'  _
   suit.ws= suit.ws + 1                          /*count the suits for a possible flush.*/
     flush= max(flush, suit.ws)                  /*count number of cards in the suits.  */
       run= overlay(., run, #)                   /*convert runs to a series of periods. */
         _= substr(pips, #, 1) + 1               /*obtain the number of the pip in hand.*/
      pips= overlay(_, pips, #)                  /*convert the pip to legitimate number.*/
     kinds= max(kinds, _)                        /*convert certain pips to their number.*/
   end   /*i*/                                   /* [↑]  keep track of  N─of─a─kind.    */

run= run || left(run, 1)                         /*An  ace  can be  high  ─or─  low.    */
jok= @.jk;   kinds= kinds+jok;  flush= flush+jok /*N─of─a─kind;  adjustments for jokers.*/
straight= pos(..... , run)\==0           |,      /*does the RUN contain a straight?     */
         (pos(....  , run)\==0 & jok>=1) |,      /*  "   "   "     "    "     "         */
         (pos(..0.. , run)\==0 & jok>=1) |,      /*  "   "   "     "    "     "         */
         (pos(...0. , run)\==0 & jok>=1) |,      /*  "   "   "     "    "     "         */
         (pos(.0... , run)\==0 & jok>=1) |,      /*  "   "   "     "    "     "         */
         (pos(...   , run)\==0 & jok>=2) |,      /*  "   "   "     "    "     "         */
         (pos(..0.  , run)\==0 & jok>=2) |,      /*  "   "   "     "    "     "         */
         (pos(.0..  , run)\==0 & jok>=2) |,      /*  "   "   "     "    "     "         */
         (pos(.00.. , run)\==0 & jok>=2) |,      /*  "   "   "     "    "     "         */
         (pos(..00. , run)\==0 & jok>=2) |,      /*  "   "   "     "    "     "         */
         (pos(.0.0. , run)\==0 & jok>=2)         /*  "   "   "     "    "     "         */
pairs= countstr(2, pips)                         /*count number of pairs  (2s in PIPS). */
if jok\==0  then pairs= pairs - 1                /*adjust number of pairs with jokers.  */
if kinds>=5             then return  'five-of-a-kind'
if flush>=5 & straight  then return  'straight-flush'
if kinds>=4             then return  'four-of-a-kind'
if kinds>=3 & pairs>=1  then return  'full-house'
if flush>=5             then return  'flush'
if            straight  then return  'straight'
if kinds>=3             then return  'three-of-a-kind'
if kinds==2 & pairs==2  then return  'two-pair'
if kinds==2             then return  'one-pair'
                             return  'high-card'

Programming note:   the method used for analyzing hands that contain jokers are limited to a maximum of two jokers.

A different methodology would be needed for a generic number of jokers (and/or wild cards [such as deuces and one─eyed jacks]).

input   file:
   joker  2♦  2♠  k♠  q♦
   joker  5♥  7♦  8♠  9♦
   joker  2♦  3♠  4♠  5♠
   joker  3♥  2♦  3♠  3♦
   joker  7♥  2♦  3♠  3♦
   joker  7♥  7♦  7♠  7♣
   joker  j♥  q♥  k♥  A♥
   joker  4♣  k♣  5♦ 10♠
   joker  t♣  7♣  6♣  4♣
   joker  Q♦  K♠  A♠ 10♠

   joker  2h  3h  4h

      2♥  2♦  2♠  k♠  jok
      2♥  5♥  7♦  8♠  jok
      a♥  2♦  5♠  4♠  jok
      2♥  3♥  2♦  3♠  jok
      2♥  7♥  2♦  3♠  jok
      2♥  7♥  7♦  7♠  jok
     10♥  j♥  q♥  k♥  jok
      4♥  4♣  k♣  5♦  jok
      q♣  t♣  7♣  6♣  jok
      J♥  Q♦  K♠  A♠  jok 
output   when using the (above) input file
         joker  2♦  2♠  k♠  q♦  ◄───  three-of-a-kind
         joker  5♥  7♦  8♠  9♦  ◄───  straight
         joker  2♦  3♠  4♠  5♠  ◄───  straight
         joker  3♥  2♦  3♠  3♦  ◄───  four-of-a-kind
         joker  7♥  2♦  3♠  3♦  ◄───  three-of-a-kind
         joker  7♥  7♦  7♠  7♣  ◄───  five-of-a-kind
         joker  j♥  q♥  k♥  A♥  ◄───  straight-flush
         joker  4♣  k♣  5♦ 10♠  ◄───  one-pair
         joker  t♣  7♣  6♣  4♣  ◄───  flush
         joker  Q♦  K♠  A♠ 10♠  ◄───  straight
             joker  2h  3h  4h  ◄───  invalid number of cards, must be 5
           2♥  2♦  2♠  k♠  jok  ◄───  four-of-a-kind
           2♥  5♥  7♦  8♠  jok  ◄───  one-pair
           a♥  2♦  5♠  4♠  jok  ◄───  straight
           2♥  3♥  2♦  3♠  jok  ◄───  full-house
           2♥  7♥  2♦  3♠  jok  ◄───  three-of-a-kind
           2♥  7♥  7♦  7♠  jok  ◄───  four-of-a-kind
          10♥  j♥  q♥  k♥  jok  ◄───  straight-flush
           4♥  4♣  k♣  5♦  jok  ◄───  three-of-a-kind
           q♣  t♣  7♣  6♣  jok  ◄───  flush
           J♥  Q♦  K♠  A♠  jok  ◄───  straight 

RPL

Works with: HP version 48G
≪ → hand
   ≪ { }
      1 15 FOR j
        "A23456789TJQK" hand j DUP SUB POS 1 - 
        "CDHS" hand j 1 + DUP SUB POS 13 * +
        + 3 STEP
≫ ≫ 'HANDCODE' STO 

≪ → diffs
   ≪ { } 1
      1 4 FOR j
        IF diffs j GET THEN + 1 ELSE 1 + END NEXT
      + SORT REVLIST 1 2 SUB
≫ ≫ 'GROUPS' STO 

≪ DUP ΠLIST 1 ==
   SWAP { 9 1 1 1 } 1 == OR
≫ 'STRAIGHT?' STO 

≪ HANDCODE
   DUP 13 / IP  ≪ == ≫ DOSUBS ΠLIST
   SWAP 13 MOD SORT ΔLIST
   DUP GROUPS SWAP STRAIGHT?
   → flush groups straight
   ≪ CASE
        straight THEN flush "Straight flush" "Straight" IFTE END
        groups { 4 1 } == THEN "Four of a kind" END
        groups { 3 2 } == THEN "Full house" END
        groups { 3 1 } == THEN "Three of a kind" END
        groups { 2 2 } == THEN "Two pairs" END   
        groups { 2 1 } == THEN "One pair" END       
        flush "Flush" "High card" IFTE END
≫ ≫ '→HAND' STO 
{ "2H 2D 2S KS QD" "2H 5H 7D 8S 9D" "AH 2D 3S 4S 5S" "2H 3H 2D 3S 3D" "2H 7H 2D 3S 3D" "2H 7H 7D 7S 7C" "TH JH QH KH AH" "4H 4C KC 5D TC" "QC TC 7C 6C 4C" }
1 ≪ →HAND ≫ DOLIST
Output:
1: { "Three of a kind" "High card" "Straight" "Full house" "Two pairs" "Four of a kind" "Straight flush" "One pair" "Flush" }

Ruby

Joker-less hands are sorted high to low.

class Card
  include Comparable
  attr_accessor :ordinal
  attr_reader :suit, :face 
  
  SUITS = %i(   )
  FACES = %i(2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 j q k a)
  
  def initialize(str)
    @face, @suit = parse(str)
    @ordinal = FACES.index(@face)
  end
  
  def <=> (other) #used for sorting
    self.ordinal <=> other.ordinal
  end
  
  def to_s
    "#@face#@suit"
  end
  
  private
  def parse(str)
    face, suit = str.chop.to_sym, str[-1].to_sym
    raise ArgumentError, "invalid card: #{str}" unless FACES.include?(face) && SUITS.include?(suit)
    [face, suit]
  end
end

class Hand
  include Comparable
  attr_reader :cards, :rank
  
  RANKS       = %i(high-card one-pair two-pair three-of-a-kind straight flush
                   full-house four-of-a-kind straight-flush five-of-a-kind)
  WHEEL_FACES = %i(2 3 4 5 a)
  
  def initialize(str_of_cards)
    @cards = str_of_cards.downcase.tr(',',' ').split.map{|str| Card.new(str)}
    grouped = @cards.group_by(&:face).values
    @face_pattern = grouped.map(&:size).sort
    @rank = categorize
    @rank_num = RANKS.index(@rank)
    @tiebreaker = grouped.map{|ar| [ar.size, ar.first.ordinal]}.sort.reverse
  end
  
  def <=> (other)    # used for sorting and comparing
    self.compare_value <=> other.compare_value
  end
  
  def to_s
    @cards.map(&:to_s).join(" ")
  end
  
  protected          # accessible for Hands
  def compare_value
    [@rank_num, @tiebreaker]
  end
  
  private
  def one_suit?
    @cards.map(&:suit).uniq.size == 1
  end
  
  def consecutive?
    sort.each_cons(2).all? {|c1,c2| c2.ordinal - c1.ordinal == 1 }
  end
  
  def sort
    if @cards.sort.map(&:face) == WHEEL_FACES
      @cards.detect {|c| c.face == :a}.ordinal = -1
    end 
    @cards.sort
  end
  
  def categorize
    if consecutive?
      one_suit? ? :'straight-flush' : :straight
    elsif one_suit?
      :flush
    else
      case @face_pattern
        when [1,1,1,1,1] then :'high-card'
        when [1,1,1,2]   then :'one-pair'
        when [1,2,2]     then :'two-pair'
        when [1,1,3]     then :'three-of-a-kind'
        when [2,3]       then :'full-house'
        when [1,4]       then :'four-of-a-kind'
        when [5]         then :'five-of-a-kind'
      end
    end
  end
end

# Demo
test_hands = <<EOS
2♥ 2♦ 2♣ k♣ q♦
2♥ 5♥ 7♦ 8♣ 9♠
a♥ 2♦ 3♣ 4♣ 5♦
2♥ 3♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦
2♥ 7♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦
2♥ 6♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦
10♥ j♥ q♥ k♥ a♥
4♥ 4♠ k♠ 2♦ 10♠
4♥ 4♠ k♠ 3♦ 10♠
q♣ 10♣ 7♣ 6♣ 4♣
q♣ 10♣ 7♣ 6♣ 3♣
9♥ 10♥ q♥ k♥ j♣
2♥ 3♥ 4♥ 5♥ a♥
2♥ 2♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦
EOS

hands = test_hands.each_line.map{|line| Hand.new(line) }
puts "High to low"
hands.sort.reverse.each{|hand| puts "#{hand}\t #{hand.rank}" }
puts

str = <<EOS
joker  2♦  2♠  k♠  q♦
joker  5♥  7♦  8♠  9♦
joker  2♦  3♠  4♠  5♠
joker  3♥  2♦  3♠  3♦
joker  7♥  2♦  3♠  3♦
joker  7♥  7♦  7♠  7♣
joker  j♥  q♥  k♥  A♥
joker  4♣  k♣  5♦ 10♠
joker  k♣  7♣  6♣  4♣
joker  2♦  joker  4♠  5♠
joker  Q♦  joker  A♠ 10♠
joker  Q♦  joker  A♦ 10♦
joker  2♦  2♠  joker  q♦
EOS

# Neither the Card nor the Hand class supports jokers
# but since hands are comparable, they are also sortable.
# Try every card from a deck for a joker and pick the largest hand:

DECK = Card::FACES.product(Card::SUITS).map(&:join)
str.each_line do |line|
  cards_in_arrays = line.split.map{|c| c == "joker" ? DECK.dup : [c]} #joker is array of all cards
  all_tries  = cards_in_arrays.shift.product(*cards_in_arrays).map{|ar| Hand.new(ar.join" ")} #calculate the Whatshisname product
  best = all_tries.max
  puts "#{line.strip}: #{best.rank}"
end
Output:
High to low
10♥ j♥ q♥ k♥ a♥	 straight-flush
2♥ 3♥ 4♥ 5♥ a♥	 straight-flush
2♥ 3♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦	 full-house
2♥ 2♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦	 full-house
q♣ 10♣ 7♣ 6♣ 4♣	 flush
q♣ 10♣ 7♣ 6♣ 3♣	 flush
9♥ 10♥ q♥ k♥ j♣	 straight
a♥ 2♦ 3♣ 4♣ 5♦	 straight
2♥ 2♦ 2♣ k♣ q♦	 three-of-a-kind
2♥ 7♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦	 two-pair
2♥ 6♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦	 two-pair
4♥ 4♠ k♠ 3♦ 10♠	 one-pair
4♥ 4♠ k♠ 2♦ 10♠	 one-pair
2♥ 5♥ 7♦ 8♣ 9♠	 high-card

joker  2♦  2♠  k♠  q♦: three-of-a-kind
joker  5♥  7♦  8♠  9♦: straight
joker  2♦  3♠  4♠  5♠: straight
joker  3♥  2♦  3♠  3♦: four-of-a-kind
joker  7♥  2♦  3♠  3♦: three-of-a-kind
joker  7♥  7♦  7♠  7♣: five-of-a-kind
joker  j♥  q♥  k♥  A♥: straight-flush
joker  4♣  k♣  5♦ 10♠: one-pair
joker  k♣  7♣  6♣  4♣: flush
joker  2♦  joker  4♠  5♠: straight
joker  Q♦  joker  A♠ 10♠: straight
joker  Q♦  joker  A♦ 10♦: straight-flush
joker  2♦  2♠  joker  q♦: four-of-a-kind

Rust

Unicode version with jokers. Also checks for Royal Flush (AKQJ10 suited).

fn main() {
    let hands = vec![
        "🂡 🂮 🂭 🂫 🂪",
        "🃏 🃂 🂢 🂮 🃍",
        "🃏 🂵 🃇 🂨 🃉",
        "🃏 🃂 🂣 🂤 🂥",
        "🃏 🂳 🃂 🂣 🃃",
        "🃏 🂷 🃂 🂣 🃃",
        "🃏 🂷 🃇 🂧 🃗",
        "🃏 🂻 🂽 🂾 🂱",
        "🃏 🃔 🃞 🃅 🂪",
        "🃏 🃞 🃗 🃖 🃔",
        "🃏 🃂 🃟 🂤 🂥",
        "🃏 🃍 🃟 🂡 🂪",
        "🃏 🃍 🃟 🃁 🃊",
        "🃏 🃂 🂢 🃟 🃍",
        "🃏 🃂 🂢 🃍 🃍",
        "🃂 🃞 🃍 🃁 🃊",
    ];
    for hand in hands{
        println!("{} {}", hand, poker_hand(hand));
    }
}

fn poker_hand(cards: &str) -> &str {
    let mut suits = vec![0u8; 4];
    let mut faces = vec![0u8; 15];
    let mut hand = vec![];

    for card in cards.chars(){
        if card == ' ' { continue; }
        let values = get_card_value(card);
        if values.0 < 14 && hand.contains(&values) {
            return "invalid";
        }
        hand.push(values);
        faces[values.0 as usize]+=1;
        if values.1 >= 0 {
            suits[values.1 as usize]+=1;
        }
    }
    if hand.len()!=5 {
        return "invalid";
    }
    faces[13] = faces[0]; //add ace-high count
    let jokers = faces[14];

    //count suits
    let mut colors = suits.into_iter()
        .filter(|&x| x > 0).collect::<Vec<_>>();
    colors.sort_unstable();
    colors[0] += jokers; // add joker suits to the highest one;
    let is_flush = colors[0] == 5;

    //straight
    let mut is_straight = false;
    //pointer to optimise some work
    //avoids looking again at cards that were the start of a sequence
    //as they cannot be part of another sequence
    let mut ptr = 14;
    while ptr>3{
        let mut jokers_left = jokers;
        let mut straight_cards = 0;
        for i in (0..ptr).rev(){
            if faces[i]==0 {
                if jokers_left == 0 {break;}
                jokers_left -= 1;
            }
            else if i==ptr-1 { ptr-=1; }
            straight_cards+=1;
        }
        ptr-=1;
        if straight_cards == 5 {
            is_straight = true;
            break;
        }
    }

     //count values
     let mut values = faces.into_iter().enumerate().take(14).filter(|&x| x.1>0).collect::<Vec<_>>();
     //sort by quantity, then by value, high to low
     values.sort_unstable_by(|a, b| if b.1 == a.1 { (b.0).cmp(&a.0) } else { (b.1).cmp(&a.1)} );
     let first_group = values[0].1 + jokers;
     let second_group = if values.len()>1 {values[1].1} else {0};
     
     match (is_flush, is_straight, first_group, second_group){
        (_,_,5,_) => "five-of-a-kind",
        (true, true, _, _) => if ptr == 8 {"royal-flush"} else {"straight-flush"},
        (_,_,4,_) => "four-of-a-kind",
        (_,_,3,2) => "full-house",
        (true,_,_,_) => "flush",
        (_,true,_,_) => "straight",
        (_,_,3,_) => "three-of-a-kind",
        (_,_,2,2) => "two-pair",
        (_,_,2,_) => "one-pair",
        _ => "high-card"
     }
}

fn get_card_value(card: char) -> (i8,i8) {
    // transform glyph to face + suit, zero-indexed
    let base = card as u32 - 0x1F0A1;
    let mut suit = (base / 16) as i8;
    let mut face = (base % 16) as i8;
    if face > 11 && face < 14 { face-=1; } // Unicode has a Knight that we do not want
    if face == 14 { suit = -1; } //jokers do not have a suit
    (face, suit)
}
Output:
🂡 🂮 🂭 🂫 🂪 royal-flush
🃏 🃂 🂢 🂮 🃍 three-of-a-kind
🃏 🂵 🃇 🂨 🃉 straight
🃏 🃂 🂣 🂤 🂥 straight
🃏 🂳 🃂 🂣 🃃 four-of-a-kind
🃏 🃂 🂢 🂮 🃍 three-of-a-kind
🃏 🂵 🃇 🂨 🃉 five-of-a-kind
🃏 🃂 🂣 🂤 🂥 straight-flush
🃏 🂳 🃂 🂣 🃃 one-pair
🃏 🃂 🂢 🂮 🃍 flush
🃏 🂵 🃇 🂨 🃉 straight
🃏 🃂 🂣 🂤 🂥 straight
🃏 🂳 🃂 🂣 🃃 straight-flush
🃏 🃂 🂢 🂮 🃍 four-of-a-kind
🃏 🂵 🃇 🂨 🃉 invalid
🃏 🃞 🃍 🃁 🃊 high-card

Scala

Including jokers, but not special suit characters. Aiming for readability more than performance.

val faces = "23456789TJQKA"
val suits = "CHSD"
sealed trait Card
object Joker extends Card
case class RealCard(face: Int, suit: Char) extends Card
val allRealCards = for {
  face <- 0 until faces.size
  suit <- suits
} yield RealCard(face, suit)

def parseCard(str: String): Card = {
  if (str == "joker") {
    Joker
  } else {
    RealCard(faces.indexOf(str(0)), str(1))
  }
}

def parseHand(str: String): List[Card] = {
  str.split(" ").map(parseCard).toList
}

trait HandType {
  def name: String
  def check(hand: List[RealCard]): Boolean
}

case class And(x: HandType, y: HandType, name: String) extends HandType {
  def check(hand: List[RealCard]) = x.check(hand) && y.check(hand)
}

object Straight extends HandType {
  val name = "straight"
  def check(hand: List[RealCard]): Boolean = {
    val faces = hand.map(_.face).toSet
    faces.size == 5 && (faces.min == faces.max - 4 || faces == Set(0, 1, 2, 3, 12))
  }
}

object Flush extends HandType {
  val name = "flush"
  def check(hand: List[RealCard]): Boolean = {
    hand.map(_.suit).toSet.size == 1
  }
}

case class NOfAKind(n: Int, name: String = "", nOccur: Int = 1) extends HandType {
  def check(hand: List[RealCard]): Boolean = {
    hand.groupBy(_.face).values.count(_.size == n) >= nOccur
  }
}

val allHandTypes = List(
  NOfAKind(5, "five-of-a-kind"),
  And(Straight, Flush, "straight-flush"),
  NOfAKind(4, "four-of-a-kind"),
  And(NOfAKind(3), NOfAKind(2), "full-house"),
  Flush,
  Straight,
  NOfAKind(3, "three-of-a-kind"),
  NOfAKind(2, "two-pair", 2),
  NOfAKind(2, "one-pair")
)

def possibleRealHands(hand: List[Card]): List[List[RealCard]] = {
  val realCards = hand.collect { case r: RealCard => r }
  val nJokers = hand.count(_ == Joker)
  allRealCards.toList.combinations(nJokers).map(_ ++ realCards).toList
}

def analyzeHand(hand: List[Card]): String = {
  val possibleHands = possibleRealHands(hand)
  allHandTypes.find(t => possibleHands.exists(t.check)).map(_.name).getOrElse("high-card")
}
val testHands = List(
  "2H 2D 2S KS QD",
  "2H 5H 7D 8S 9D",
  "AH 2D 3S 4S 5S",
  "2H 3H 2D 3S 3D",
  "2H 7H 2D 3S 3D",
  "2H 7H 7D 7S 7C",
  "TH JH QH KH AH",
  "4H 4C KC 5D TC",
  "QC TC 7C 6C 4C",
  "QC TC 7C 7C TD",
  "2H 2D 2S KS joker",
  "2H 5H 7D 8S joker",
  "AH 2D 3S 4S joker",
  "2H 3H 2D 3S joker",
  "2H 7H 2D 3S joker",
  "2H 7H 7D joker joker",
  "TH JH QH joker joker",
  "4H 4C KC joker joker",
  "QC TC 7C joker joker",
  "QC TC 7H joker joker"
)

for (hand <- testHands) {
  println(s"$hand -> ${analyzeHand(parseHand(hand))}")
}
Output:
2H 2D 2S KS QD -> three-of-a-kind
2H 5H 7D 8S 9D -> high-card
AH 2D 3S 4S 5S -> straight
2H 3H 2D 3S 3D -> full-house
2H 7H 2D 3S 3D -> two-pair
2H 7H 7D 7S 7C -> four-of-a-kind
TH JH QH KH AH -> straight-flush
4H 4C KC 5D TC -> one-pair
QC TC 7C 6C 4C -> flush
QC TC 7C 7C TD -> two-pair
2H 2D 2S KS joker -> four-of-a-kind
2H 5H 7D 8S joker -> one-pair
AH 2D 3S 4S joker -> straight
2H 3H 2D 3S joker -> full-house
2H 7H 2D 3S joker -> three-of-a-kind
2H 7H 7D joker joker -> four-of-a-kind
TH JH QH joker joker -> straight-flush
4H 4C KC joker joker -> four-of-a-kind
QC TC 7C joker joker -> flush
QC TC 7H joker joker -> three-of-a-kind

Seed7

$ include "seed7_05.s7i";
  include "console.s7i";

const string: face is "A23456789TJQK";
const string: suit is "♥♦♣♠";

const func string: analyzeHand (in array integer: faceCnt, in array integer: suitCnt) is func
  result
    var string: handValue is "";
  local
    var boolean: pair1 is FALSE;
    var boolean: pair2 is FALSE;
    var boolean: three is FALSE;
    var boolean: four is FALSE;
    var boolean: flush is FALSE;
    var boolean: straight is FALSE;
    var integer: sequence is 0;
    var integer: x is 0;
  begin
    for x range 1 to 13 do
      case faceCnt[x] of
        when {2}: if pair1 then pair2 := TRUE; else pair1 := TRUE; end if;
        when {3}: three := TRUE;
        when {4}: four := TRUE;
      end case;
    end for;
    for x range 1 to 4 until flush do
      if suitCnt[x] = 5 then
        flush := TRUE;
      end if;
    end for;
    if not pair1 and not three and not four then
      for x range 1 to 13 until sequence = 5 do
        if faceCnt[x] <> 0 then incr(sequence); else sequence := 0; end if;
      end for;
      straight := sequence = 5 or (sequence = 4 and faceCnt[1] <> 0);
    end if;
    if straight and flush then handValue := "straight-flush";
    elsif four            then handValue := "four-of-a-kind"; 
    elsif pair1 and three then handValue := "full-house";
    elsif flush           then handValue := "flush";
    elsif straight        then handValue := "straight";
    elsif three           then handValue := "three-of-a-kind";
    elsif pair1 and pair2 then handValue := "two-pair";
    elsif pair1           then handValue := "one-pair";
    else                       handValue := "high-card";
    end if;
  end func;
 
const proc: analyze (in string: cards) is func
  local
    var array integer: faceCnt is 13 times 0;
    var array integer: suitCnt is 4 times 0;
    var string: card is "";
  begin
    for card range split(upper(cards), ' ') do
      incr(faceCnt[pos(face, card[1])]);
      incr(suitCnt[pos(suit, card[2])]);
    end for;
    writeln(cards <& ": " <& analyzeHand(faceCnt, suitCnt));
  end func;

const proc: main is func
  begin
    OUT := STD_CONSOLE;
    analyze("2♥ 2♦ 2♠ k♠ q♦");
    analyze("2♥ 5♥ 7♦ 8♠ 9♦");
    analyze("a♥ 2♦ 3♠ 4♠ 5♠");
    analyze("2♥ 3♥ 2♦ 3♠ 3♦");
    analyze("2♥ 7♥ 2♦ 3♠ 3♦");
    analyze("2♥ 7♥ 7♦ 7♠ 7♣");
    analyze("t♥ j♥ q♥ k♥ a♥");
    analyze("4♥ 4♣ k♣ 5♦ t♣");
    analyze("q♣ t♣ 7♣ 6♣ 4♣");
  end func;
Output:
2♥ 2♦ 2♠ k♠ q♦: three-of-a-kind
2♥ 5♥ 7♦ 8♠ 9♦: high-card
a♥ 2♦ 3♠ 4♠ 5♠: straight
2♥ 3♥ 2♦ 3♠ 3♦: full-house
2♥ 7♥ 2♦ 3♠ 3♦: two-pair
2♥ 7♥ 7♦ 7♠ 7♣: four-of-a-kind
t♥ j♥ q♥ k♥ a♥: straight-flush
4♥ 4♣ k♣ 5♦ t♣: one-pair
q♣ t♣ 7♣ 6♣ 4♣: flush

Standard ML

local
val rec ins = fn x : int*'a => fn [] => [x]
                  |  ll as h::t      => if #1 x<= (#1 h) then x::ll else h::ins x t
val rec acount = fn 
 (n,a::(b::t)) =>  if a=b then acount (n+1,b::t) else (n,a)::acount(1,b::t) 
   |  (n,[t])  =>  [(n,t)]
in                                                                             (* helper count and sort functions *)
  val rec sortBy1st = fn [] => [] | h::t => ins h (sortBy1st t)
  val addcount      = fn ll => acount (1,ll)
end;



val showHand = fn input =>
 let
 exception Cheat of string 
                                                                              (* replace a j q k by their numbers *)
 val translateCardstrings = fn inputstr =>
     String.tokens (fn #" "=>true|_=>false) (String.translate (fn #"a"=>"1"| #"j"=>"11"| #"q"=>"12"| #"k"=>"13" | a=>str a ) inputstr )

                                                                 (* parse numbers and characters into int*strings and order those *)
 val parseFacesSuits =  fn cardcodes =>
  sortBy1st (List.map (fn el => (valOf (Int.fromString el ),String.extract (el,String.size el -1,NONE) )) cardcodes )
     handle Option => raise Cheat "parse"

                                                                (* replace the list of face numbers by a list of every face with its count and order it / descending count *)
 val countAndSort =fn li =>
   let   val hand = ListPair.unzip li   in  (rev (sortBy1st (addcount (#1 hand))) , #2 hand ) end;


 val score = fn
   ( (4,_)::t , _ )        => "four-of-a-kind"
 | ( (3,_)::(2,_)::t , _ ) => "full-house"
 | ( (3,_)::t,_)           => "three-of-a-kind"
 | ( (2,_)::(2,_)::t,_)    => "two-pair"
 | ( (2,_)::t,_)           => "one-pair"
 | (x as (1,_)::t,ll)      => if  #2 (hd x ) - (#2 (hd (rev x))) =4 orelse ( #2 (hd (rev x))  = 1 andalso #2 (hd (tl (rev x))) =10 )
                                 then
                                    if  List.all (fn x => hd ll=x) ll
			              then "straight-flush"
			              else "straight"
			         else if  List.all (fn x => hd ll=x) ll then "flush" else  "high-card" 
 | _                       => "invalid"



                                                                      (* return 'invalid' if any duplicates or invalid codes *)
 val validate = fn lpair : (int * string) list =>
   let val rec uniq = fn ([],y) =>true|(x,y) => List.filter (fn a=>a= hd x) y = [hd x] andalso uniq(tl x,y) 
   in
    if         List.all (fn x :int*string  =>  #1 x > 0 andalso  #1 x < 14 )  lpair
      andalso  List.all (fn (x) => Option.isSome ( List.find (fn a=> a= #2x) ["c","d","h","s"] ) )  lpair
      andalso  uniq (lpair ,lpair) 
    then lpair
    else raise Cheat "value"
   end

in


   ( score o countAndSort  o  validate  o  parseFacesSuits  o  translateCardstrings )  input      handle Cheat ch => "invalid"
   
end;

Example (interpreter):

val rec printio = fn 
    [] => ()
 |  s::t  => (print (s^"  :  "); print ((showHand s)^"\n") before printio t) ;
 
printio 
[ "2h 2d 2c kc qd" ,
  "2h 5h 7d 8c 9s",
  "ah 2d 3c 4c 5d" ,
  "2h 3h 2d 3s 3d",
  "2h 7h 2d 3c 3d",
  "2h 7h 7d 7c 7s",
  "10h jh qh kh ah",
  "4h 4s ks 5d 10s",
  "qc 10c 7c 6c 4c",
  "ac ah ac ad 10h"] ;

2h 2d 2c kc qd  :  three-of-a-kind
2h 5h 7d 8c 9s  :  high-card
ah 2d 3c 4c 5d  :  straight
2h 3h 2d 3s 3d  :  full-house
2h 7h 2d 3c 3d  :  two-pair
2h 7h 7d 7c 7s  :  four-of-a-kind
10h jh qh kh ah  :  straight-flush
4h 4s ks 5d 10s  :  one-pair
qc 10c 7c 6c 4c  :  flush
ac ah ac ad 10h  :  invalid
val it = (): unit

Tcl

Works with: Tcl version 8.6
package require Tcl 8.6
namespace eval PokerHandAnalyser {
    proc analyse {hand} {
	set norm [Normalise $hand]
	foreach type {
	    invalid straight-flush four-of-a-kind full-house flush straight
	    three-of-a-kind two-pair one-pair
	} {
	    if {[Detect-$type $norm]} {
		return $type
	    }
	}
	# Always possible to use high-card if the hand is legal at all
	return high-card
    }

    # This normalises to an internal representation that is a list of pairs,
    # where each pair is one number for the pips (ace == 14, king == 13,
    # etc.) and another for the suit. This greatly simplifies detection.
    proc Normalise {hand} {
	set PipMap {j 11 q 12 k 13 a 14}
	set SuitMap { 2 h 2  1 d 1  0 c 0  3 s 3}
	set hand [string tolower $hand]
	set cards [regexp -all -inline {(?:[akqj98765432]|10)[hdcs♥♦♣♠]} $hand]
	lsort -command CompareCards [lmap c [string map {} $cards] {
	    list [string map $PipMap [string range $c 0 end-1]] \
		    [string map $SuitMap [string index $c end]]
	}]
    }
    proc CompareCards {a b} {
	lassign $a pipA suitA
	lassign $b pipB suitB
	expr {$pipA==$pipB ? $suitB-$suitA : $pipB-$pipA}
    }

    # Detection code. Note that the detectors all assume that the preceding
    # detectors have been run first; this simplifies the logic a lot, but does
    # mean that the individual detectors are not robust on their own.
    proc Detect-invalid {hand} {
	if {[llength $hand] != 5} {return 1}
	foreach c $hand {
	    if {[incr seen($c)] > 1} {return 1}
	}
	return 0
    }
    proc Detect-straight-flush {hand} {
	foreach c $hand {
	    lassign $c pip suit
	    if {[info exist prev] && $prev-1 != $pip} {
		# Special case: ace low straight flush ("steel wheel")
		if {$prev != 14 && $suit != 5} {
		    return 0
		}
	    }
	    set prev $pip
	    incr seen($suit)
	}
	return [expr {[array size seen] == 1}]
    }
    proc Detect-four-of-a-kind {hand} {
	foreach c $hand {
	    lassign $c pip suit
	    if {[incr seen($pip)] > 3} {return 1}
	}
	return 0
    }
    proc Detect-full-house {hand} {
	foreach c $hand {
	    lassign $c pip suit
	    incr seen($pip)
	}
	return [expr {[array size seen] == 2}]
    }
    proc Detect-flush {hand} {
	foreach c $hand {
	    lassign $c pip suit
	    incr seen($suit)
	}
	return [expr {[array size seen] == 1}]
    }
    proc Detect-straight {hand} {
	foreach c $hand {
	    lassign $c pip suit
	    if {[info exist prev] && $prev-1 != $pip} {
		# Special case: ace low straight ("wheel")
		if {$prev != 14 && $suit != 5} {
		    return 0
		}
	    }
	    set prev $pip
	}
	return 1
    }
    proc Detect-three-of-a-kind {hand} {
	foreach c $hand {
	    lassign $c pip suit
	    if {[incr seen($pip)] > 2} {return 1}
	}
	return 0
    }
    proc Detect-two-pair {hand} {
	set pairs 0
	foreach c $hand {
	    lassign $c pip suit
	    if {[incr seen($pip)] > 1} {incr pairs}
	}
	return [expr {$pairs > 1}]
    }
    proc Detect-one-pair {hand} {
	foreach c $hand {
	    lassign $c pip suit
	    if {[incr seen($pip)] > 1} {return 1}
	}
	return 0
    }
}

Demonstrating:

foreach hand {
   "2♥ 2♦ 2♣ k♣ q♦" "2♥ 5♥ 7♦ 8♣ 9♠" "a♥ 2♦ 3♣ 4♣ 5♦" "2♥ 3♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦"
   "2♥ 7♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦" "2♥ 7♥ 7♦ 7♣ 7♠" "10♥ j♥ q♥ k♥ a♥" "4♥ 4♠ k♠ 5♦ 10♠"
   "q♣ 10♣ 7♣ 6♣ 4♣"
} {
    puts "${hand}: [PokerHandAnalyser::analyse $hand]"
}
Output:
2♥ 2♦ 2♣ k♣ q♦: three-of-a-kind
2♥ 5♥ 7♦ 8♣ 9♠: high-card
a♥ 2♦ 3♣ 4♣ 5♦: straight
2♥ 3♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦: full-house
2♥ 7♥ 2♦ 3♣ 3♦: two-pair
2♥ 7♥ 7♦ 7♣ 7♠: four-of-a-kind
10♥ j♥ q♥ k♥ a♥: straight-flush
4♥ 4♠ k♠ 5♦ 10♠: one-pair
q♣ 10♣ 7♣ 6♣ 4♣: flush

VBScript

option explicit
class playingcard
 dim suit
 dim pips
  'public property get gsuit():gsuit=suit:end property
  'public property get gpips():gpips=pips:end property
  public sub print
		dim s,p
		select case suit
		case "S":s=chrW(&h2660)
		case "D":s=chrW(&h2666)
		case "C":s=chrW(&h2663)
		case "H":s=chrW(&h2665)
		end select

		select case pips
		case 1:p="A"
		case 11:p="J"
		case 12:p="Q"
		case 13:p="K"
		case else: p=""& pips
		end select

		wscript.stdout.write  right("   "&p &