Rosetta Code:Village Pump/Sales and stuff/General programmer

• Polyglot
• Future Polyglot (The idea of seeing this on a three-year-old is incredibly amusing.)
• Future Coder
• JAPH - just another polyglot hacker (Not quite a shameless ripoff; I do feel a little shame...)

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• "If the right words don't exist, learn another language!"
• "If the right words don't exist, write them!" (Possibly an inside joke to Forth programmers.)