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*** <code>Is Yoda, green? Then {...} = if(Yoda == green){...}</code>
** RPN: <code>⸮neerg Adoy si</code>
==[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Shyam_Has_Your_Anomaly_Mitigated/wiki/History_hacking My Favourite Timeline]==
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| [[Telegraphy|Email]] paved the way for [[Spam (Monty Python)|spam]]. ([[Smoke signal|You]] entertained the most beautiful Chinese concubine ever! Whilst the British royal family started marrying their concubines; just wait until they start crowning their bastards!)
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| Germanic plans for developing a [[World War II|big bang]] of [[Denial-of-service attack|mass information]] were [[Military occupation|supported]] by the rest of humanity.
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| [[Lambda calculus|Lambda calculuth]] eththablitheth the foundathion of [[Lisp (programming language)|Lithp]].
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| [[Turing completeness]] proves [[Lambda calculus|lambda calculus]] has been [[Totality|completed]].
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| The [[World War II|big bang]] of [[Information Age|hacking]]; by the [[Adolf Hitler and vegetarianism|good]] [[Animal welfare in Nazi Germany|guys]].
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| [[APL (programming language)|APL]] pioneers [[Iverson bracket|[brackets]]], [[Floor and ceiling functions|⌊floors⌋, and ⌈ceilings⌉]].
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| ''Array Processing''
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| [[Lisp (programming language)|Lithp]] pioneerth [[S-expression|eth-ethpreththionth]]; along with juthth abouth every language feathure thaken for granthed thoday.
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| ''Lithth Protheththing''
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| [[Information superhighway|Communication]] paved the way for [[Dot-com bubble|memes]].
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| [[Unix philosophy#Do One Thing and Do It Well|Unix]] was [[Unix time|born]]; bringing [[Filter (software)|filters]], and [[Everything is a file|files]].
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| [[Lazy evaluation]] was born to [[Lambda calculus|lambda calculus]]; bringing infinite potential.
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| [[Prolog]] does the [https://rosettacode.org/wiki/User:Shyam_Has_Your_Anomaly_Mitigated#Prolog impossible].
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| The objectionable [[Smalltalk]] pioneered [[Instant messaging|social media]], and [[Internet slang|the (mis)use of natural language]].
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| Emacth verthuth The Sith! (Dired [[Unix philosophy|philothophy]] FThW!!! :D)
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| [[Literate programming|<span class="texhtml" style="font-family: 'CMU Serif', cmr10, LMRoman10-Regular, 'Latin Modern Math', 'Nimbus Roman No9 L', 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;">T<span style="text-transform: uppercase; vertical-align: -0.5ex; margin-left: -0.1667em; margin-right: -0.125em; line-height: 1ex;">e</span>X</span>]] so soon after the objectionable Smalltalk?
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| [[World Wide Web|Links]] empowered [[Internet troll|trolls]]; what a [[Shock site|"shocker"]]. \\./ o_O \.//
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| [[Perl]] pioneers [[Regular expression|r-expressions]].
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| ''Text Processing''
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| [[User:Shyam Has Your Anomaly Mitigated|Shyam Has Your Anomaly Mitigated]]!!! :D
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| [[Haskell (programming language)|Haskell]] pioneers [[Viral marketing|medicinal]] [[Mass psychogenic illness|paranoia]], as the first programming language with a non-descriptive name; not one others come to mind.
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Need to compare R against Octave/MATLAB, Minitab, spreadsheets,.. (I want the <code>/sym.*/</code> stuff from Octave/MATLAB.)
<br>'''#r @freenode:''' 10:36 < ardin_agoy> _: apl is a programming language and lisp is for list processing and prolog is all about programming in logic and smalltalk is about message passing and tex is very τέχνη and perl is a practical extraction and reporting language but do you has kell?
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