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:: I vote for the primary version described on the [[wp:There_Was_an_Old_Lady_Who_Swallowed_a_Fly|wikipedia page]]. --[[User:Rdm|Rdm]] 19:09, 17 August 2011 (UTC)
::: Something like this? Seems to be too many animals. (feel free to correct or delete in case of copyright lawyers)
:::: I was thinking of something slightly different: --[[User:Rdm|Rdm]] 13:18, 18 August 2011 (UTC)
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ThereI wasknow an old lady who swallowed a fly,.
But I don't know why she swallowed the fly,.
Perhaps she'll die!.
ThereI wasknow an old lady who swallowed a spider,.
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her;.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,.
But I don't know why she swallowed the fly,.
Perhaps she'll die!.
ThereI wasknow an old lady who swallowed a bird,Bird.
Quite absurd,. sheTo swallowedswallow thea bird;Bird.
She swallowed the birdBird to catch the spider,.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her;
SheI swalloweddon't theknow spiderwhy toshe catchswallowed the fly,.
But I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
ThereI wasknow an old lady who swallowed a cat,Cat.
Fancy that,. sheTo swallowedswallow thea cat;Cat.
She swallowed the catCat to catch the bird,Bird.
She swallowed the birdBird to catch the spider,.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her;
SheI swalloweddon't theknow spiderwhy toshe catchswallowed the fly,.
But I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
ThereI wasknow an old lady who swallowed a dog,Dog.
What a hog,. sheTo swallowedswallow thea dog;Dog.
She swallowed the dogDog to catch the cat,Cat.
She swallowed the catCat to catch the bird,Bird.
She swallowed the birdBird to catch the spider,.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her;
SheI swalloweddon't theknow spiderwhy toshe catchswallowed the fly,.
But I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
ThereI wasknow an old lady who swallowed a pig,Pig.
Her mouth was so big,. sheTo swallowedswallow thea pig;Pig.
She swallowed the pigPig to catch the dog,Dog.
She swallowed the dogDog to catch the cat,Cat.
She swallowed the catCat to catch the bird,Bird.
She swallowed the birdBird to catch the spider,.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her;
SheI swalloweddon't theknow spiderwhy toshe catchswallowed the fly,.
But I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
ThereI wasknow an old lady who swallowed a goat,Goat.
She just opened her throat,. sheTo swallowedswallow thea goat;Goat.
She swallowed the goatGoat to catch the pig,Pig.
She swallowed the pigPig to catch the dog,Dog.
She swallowed the dogDog to catch the cat,Cat.
She swallowed the catCat to catch the bird,Bird.
She swallowed the birdBird to catch the spider,.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her;
SheI swalloweddon't theknow spiderwhy toshe catchswallowed the fly,.
But I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
ThereI wasknow an old lady who swallowed a cow,Cow.
I don't know how,. sheTo swallowedswallow thea cow;Cow.
She swallowed the cowCow to catch the goat,Goat.
She swallowed the goatGoat to catch the pig,Pig.
She swallowed the pigPig to catch the dog,Dog.
She swallowed the dogDog to catch the cat,Cat.
She swallowed the catCat to catch the bird,Bird.
She swallowed the birdBird to catch the spider,.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her;
SheI swalloweddon't theknow spiderwhy toshe catchswallowed the fly,.
But I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
ThereI wasknow an old lady who swallowed a donkey,Donkey.
It was rather wonky,. sheTo swallowedswallow thea donkey;Donkey.
She swallowed the donkeyDonkey to catch the cow,Cow.
She swallowed the cowCow to catch the goat,Goat.
She swallowed the goatGoat to catch the pig,Pig.
She swallowed the pigPig to catch the dog,Dog.
She swallowed the dogDog to catch the cat,Cat.
She swallowed the catCat to catch the bird,Bird.
She swallowed the birdBird to catch the spider,.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her;
SheI swalloweddon't theknow spiderwhy toshe catchswallowed the fly,.
But I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
ThereI wasknow an old lady who swallowed a horse..Horse.
She's dead, of course!</pre>
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::::Works for me. --[[User:Short Circuit|Michael Mol]] 12:54, 18 August 2011 (UTC)
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