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== Shooting Yourself in the Foot == |
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You shoot 583149 AK-47 Teflon-tipped, hollow-point, armor-piercing bullets into even-numbered toes on odd-numbered feet of everyone in the building -- with one line of code. Three weeks later you shoot yourself in the head rather than try to modify that line. |
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===Iterative version=== |
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<p>You'll have to implement the ^Shoot routine on your own. I'm assuming the count is right rather than checking it, and dispensing only 1 bullet per toe.</p> |
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<lang MUMPS>S ^W("AK-47","AMMO")="Teflon-tipped,hollow-point,armor-piercing" F P=$O(^B("")):0:($D(^B(P))#10) F F=$O(^B(P,"")):0:'$D(^B(P,F))#10 F T=$O(^B(P,F,"")):0:('$D(^B(P,F,T))#10) S:('F#2)&(T#2) X=$$SHOOT(^W("AK-47"),^B(P,F,T),1) S P=$O(^B(P)) Q S F=$O(^B(P,F)) Q S T=$O(^B(P,F,T)) Q</lang> |
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Latest revision as of 22:15, 30 July 2010
| Some languages I know | |
| Language | Proficiency |
| BASIC | uh... |
| C | Faded |
| ColdFusion | Experienced' |
| DCL | Faded |
| JavaScript | Faded |
| MUMPS | Experienced |
| SQL | Moderate |
Shooting Yourself in the Foot
You shoot 583149 AK-47 Teflon-tipped, hollow-point, armor-piercing bullets into even-numbered toes on odd-numbered feet of everyone in the building -- with one line of code. Three weeks later you shoot yourself in the head rather than try to modify that line.
Iterative version
You'll have to implement the ^Shoot routine on your own. I'm assuming the count is right rather than checking it, and dispensing only 1 bullet per toe.
<lang MUMPS>S ^W("AK-47","AMMO")="Teflon-tipped,hollow-point,armor-piercing" F P=$O(^B("")):0:($D(^B(P))#10) F F=$O(^B(P,"")):0:'$D(^B(P,F))#10 F T=$O(^B(P,F,"")):0:('$D(^B(P,F,T))#10) S:('F#2)&(T#2) X=$$SHOOT(^W("AK-47"),^B(P,F,T),1) S P=$O(^B(P)) Q S F=$O(^B(P,F)) Q S T=$O(^B(P,F,T)) Q</lang>