User:Shyam Has Your Anomaly Mitigated

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My Favorite Languages
Language Proficiency
Assembly Jedi Initiate @ 2017
C++ Jedi Initiate @ 2017
Prolog Jedi Initiate @ 2017
Datalog Jedi Initiate @ 2017
Haskell Jedi Initiate @ 2017
Perl Jedi Initiate @ 2017
TeX Jedi Initiate @ 2017
Vim Jedi Initiate @ 2017

Hello World,
My name is Shyam; which is a recursive acronym ∵ I'm mad as a Hatter!
But you can call me Cloudwalker ∵ I am a Cloudtrooper ∴ I can clouDance ∧ I whisper to the Cloud (like noone else does).
I am currently studying my [email protected] ∧ plan to study my M.IT@UNSW; specialising in Artificial Intelligence ∧ Data Science & Engineering ∨ Bioinformatics ∵ I get to use PCRE (and get away with it), and also potentially become an immortal GodMO thanks to sequencing, CRISPR/Cas9, and telomeres.

Rules Of Promotional Experience[edit]

Donate your soul to the open market; Rebellion join YOU wants the Yoda to today! <(=_=)>

  • Jedi Initiate: Harvest knowledge crystals to build first software.
  • Jedi Padawan : Build first useful software ∧ use/maintain it daily.
  •                Must have been a Jedi Initiate for a minimum of 1 year.
  • Jedi Knight  : Win first competition; #1.
  •                If no contest, then seek 3 years of professionalism.
  •                Must have been a Jedi Padawan for a minimum of 1 year.
  • Jedi Master  : Build hacking Instructions/Tools (IT, as in M.IT).
  •                Must have been a Jedi Knight for a minimum of 1 year.

That's 3 years of XP! :D
for(;food;){will(code);} <(=_=)>
( commented treasures )

Legal And Dark Documentation Endorsed Raise[edit]

$ell your soul on the black market; just be Darth, and Maul the source, you empirical corporate Bane! C8<]

My Favourite Languages[edit]

Assembly[edit]

So assembly is the assemblers' language, and assembler is the tool that assembles assembly; right? Or am I the assembler ∵ I write assembly? If the assembly instructions have been assembled, to say binary (for example); the fidi has been assembled, or is an assembled fidi ∴ the assembler must be the tool‽ So what am I; the instructor?
( commented treasure )

(M)MIX[edit]

x86 (AMD64 APU)[edit]

UAL (CHIP & Raspberry Pies)[edit]

I will be able to afford an Android, one day...

C++[edit]

Prolog[edit]

ROPE[edit]

Datalog[edit]

ROPE[edit]

Haskell[edit]

My cake has been a lie!
Monads are purely dysfunctional excuses!
Closures are purely an excuse to support goto statements!
Currying is purely an excuse to support parametric multiplicity!
Higher-order functions are purely an excuse to support function pointers!

Perl[edit]

Perl 5 will be obsolete, when Perl 6 overcomes these 3 problems; stability (memory leaks, threading/async, autothreading.race, and stuff), modularity (Perl 5 libraries can be inlined/NativeCalled), and performance (optimisation).

TeX[edit]

Vim[edit]

My Favourite Tools[edit]

My Favourite Instructions[edit]

IℝL:

IℕL:

My Favourite Program[edit]

  1. ViMonday           : Vim Programming
  2. TeXnical Tuesday   : TeX Programming
  3. Whatever Wednesday : Pending...
  4. Thoughtful Thursday: Inferentially Logical Programming
  5. Functional Friday  : Referentially Functional Programming
  6. [email protected] Saturday : System Programming
  7. Sunday Scripture   : Scripting Programming

Taste-based mnemonics:

  1. bitter: Pending...
  2. salty : salt in water; sprinkled, not stirred
  3. pure  : oxygen in distilled water; steamed, not stirred
  4. sweet : honey in water; squeezed, not stirred
  5. spicy : chilli sauce in water; melted, not stirred
  6. sour  : lemon juice in water; poured, not stirred
  7. umami : milk in canned tomato; stirred, not shaken ∵ I'm lazy ∧ cans're ¬resealable!

My Favourite Parameters[edit]

  • Coding Conventions: Are obsolete thanks to code formatters! (Even naming conventions can be automated; camel-case to snake-case, and vice versa, is as elementary as Holmesian deduction!)
  • Indentation: Tabs for efficiency! (Unless you lack the intellectual capacity to configure your software?)
egyptian_snakes_are_ergonomically_good /^
   indented
   code
   block
$/g
SupercalifragilisticexpialidociouslyBad /^ indented
                                           code
                                           block
$/
  • Logic: In order of precedence...
    • Mathematician: ¿(0.665m < Yoda) ∧ (Yoda < 0.667m)?
      • Preferably: ¿0.665m < Yoda < 0.667m? (if supported)
    • Vulcan: ¿Yoda is green?
    • Jedi: ¿green is Yoda?
    • NPN: is Yoda green? (Polish are the most literate!)
      • Is Yoda, green? Then {...} = if(Yoda == green){...}
    • RPN: ⸮neerg Adoy si