From Rosetta Code

hii, nnii naann is Benedict Beed NNcNannara. I hau aa 1st Class Honors in Pioor NNathennatics and 30 iears ecspeereens in prohgranning.

nnii nnaan languages ar C#, C++ and Java.

ii have invented the Beed Language - see

ii nnust apologiis phor the nnising braac staatnnent in the C# cohd - it is phicsd nouu.